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Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme

Fasdar posted:

also shitpost:

If Bernie were elected, and his health declined, would we be comfortable with a cybernetically augmented president? Who would be the contractor that builds his robot body? What particular defensive/offensive capabilities would the American people like to see in a robot president?

In a society with democratic institutions the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive, a competition of ideologies. We just need to put our institutions back in order. - Bernie Sanders

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Hobo By Design posted:

In a society with democratic institutions the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive, a competition of ideologies. We just need to put our institutions back in order. - Bernie Sanders

So chaingun robot arms and a nuclear warhead with a built in dead man switch then.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Quantum Finger posted:

post ITT whenever its "gently caress the koch bros o'clock"

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
I like Bernie Sanders but Hillary will murder him with an ice-pick on live TV if she feels even remotely threatened.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Bernman

starring

Bernie Keaton
Bernie Galifinakiszaiskz
Bernie Norton

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Nuclearmonkee posted:

So chaingun robot arms and a nuclear warhead with a built in dead man switch then.

A nuclear warhead?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



President Sanders

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Bernie Sanders should replace Ned Flanders as the Simpsons' neighbor.


I can already imagine the hijinks.



:patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:
BERNIE SANDERS 4 PREZ
:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot::patriot::patriot:
:patriot:

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme

Nuclearmonkee posted:

So chaingun robot arms and a nuclear warhead with a built in dead man switch then.

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel. -Bernie Sanders

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!
So is Bernie Sanders going to be the next president the internet wants but doesn't have a chance of actually winning in a million years?

Paste
Aug 26, 2007

So when's the election? Like, 18 months and two days, yeah?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Mr.Smiley4 posted:

So is Bernie Sanders going to be the next president the internet wants but doesn't have a chance of actually winning in a million years?

Basically. Though his chances approach zero I am still giving him some money and voting for him. This is because I am retarded.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
gently caress Hillary I'm voting for Bernie even if he drops out.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

readingatwork posted:

gently caress Hillary I'm voting for Bernie even if he drops out.

Write in for the win. Bernie for POTUS!

Captain Q
Nov 30, 2005

I CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS
:getin: the bernie bus is rolling mad deep in this goon city

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Mr.Smiley4 posted:

So is Bernie Sanders going to be the next president the internet wants but doesn't have a chance of actually winning in a million years?

the fundraising numbers make it sound more improbable than implausible

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Basically. Though his chances approach zero I am still giving him some money and voting for him. This is because I am retarded.

Same. Lets get retarded in here.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

Bernie is deep in enemy territory (NH) but still looks right at home.




our thread hero, on the warpath

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
please don't fall down that hillside :ohdear:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



bernie owns

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost
I want the smart do-good man to be the king of wherever.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I like Bernie Sanders but Hillary will murder him with an ice-pick on live TV if she feels even remotely threatened.

Yeah. I'd imagine he has the same advantage as Hillary of having been in politics so long everything that could be used against him has already been dug up, but there's still the "this socialist is...a socialist!" route, which would be depressing but probably pretty effective.

slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


unironically supporting a socialist for president. Living in the south I think I'll just go ahead and write-in vote for him when he fails to get the Dem nom, without hurting hildog

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Am I too late to get op to donate for this post?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

site posted:

Am I too late to get op to donate for this post?

Nah dude! :justpost: again and again and again

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

Nah dude! :justpost: again and again and again

Like me, I'm going crazy with the posts right now!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

Like me, I'm going crazy with the posts right now!

But all this craziness is for our main man....

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Cubey posted:

literally every 15 year old i knew who knew anything about politics was a libertarian. this includes me.


no, in that case it becomes a 'lesser of two evils' situation like every other presidential election in my lifetime.

Same, I think its a phase every American goes through.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

But all this craziness is for our main man....

:patriot:
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot:
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot:BERNIE SANDERS gently caress YEAH BITCH
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot:
:patriot::patriot:
:patriot:

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

Hobo By Design posted:

In a society with democratic institutions the struggle for power can be peaceful and constructive, a competition of ideologies. We just need to put our institutions back in order. - Bernie Sanders

gay

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

site posted:

Am I too late to get op to donate for this post?

There's about 31 hours until the OP's deadline. 31 hours to make over 150 pages of shitposts.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
gogogo

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



bernie's got my post

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
posts for the post god

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
posts for bernie

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
Did we end up trying to raise money for Nepal? I saw the thread but didn't bother clicking. Anyway I just went back and checked the OP and holy poo poo lol

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
posts for :911:

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