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Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
Just took a piss, had a Berning sensation. For a brief second I considered seeing a doctor, then I realized that my junk was Berning for Bernie.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Duh Ugh posted:

Just took a piss, had a Berning sensation. For a brief second I considered seeing a doctor, then I realized that my junk was Berning for Bernie.

same

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
any one see the daily show where they were like, "we always advocate for better politics, but lol look at this old guy! who is he, right? sure, i'll acknowledge that he's ideologically consistent, but i'll bury that lead so deep that most 20 somethings will be making colonel sanders jokes all the way to the FEMA camps!"

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

RaySmuckles posted:

any one see the daily show where they were like, "we always advocate for better politics, but lol look at this old guy! who is he, right? sure, i'll acknowledge that he's ideologically consistent, but i'll bury that lead so deep that most 20 somethings will be making colonel sanders jokes all the way to the FEMA camps!"

the daily show is awful!? :monocle:

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Quantum Finger posted:

post ITT whenever its "gently caress the koch bros o'clock"

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the daily show is awful!? :monocle:

*looks at the camera incredulously*

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Gotta post

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Zev posted:

Gotta post

:agreed:

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

:justpost:

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Did we end up trying to raise money for Nepal? I saw the thread but didn't bother clicking. Anyway I just went back and checked the OP and holy poo poo lol

Yes, check the OP. The sandstorm is on the horizon.

Huge Fucker Bitch
Jan 8, 2004
What if Bernie Sanders posts in GBS?

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Huge Fucker Bitch posted:

What if Bernie Sanders posts in GBS?

Depends on if he is a good poster.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

-Misfit- posted:

i have a fever and it can only be cured by more bernie

u could say u r...

BERNING UP???

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

:agreed:

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Quantum Finger posted:

u could say u r...

BERNING UP???

boom, headshot

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice
poo poo posting for Bernie :911:

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Basically. Though his chances approach zero I am still giving him some money and voting for him. This is because I am retarded.
:downs::respek::downs:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

Same, I think its a phase every white male Americans go through.

Libertarianism is largely a privileged white person thing.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

RaySmuckles posted:

any one see the daily show where they were like, "we always advocate for better politics, but lol look at this old guy! who is he, right? sure, i'll acknowledge that he's ideologically consistent, but i'll bury that lead so deep that most 20 somethings will be making colonel sanders jokes all the way to the FEMA camps!"

yes and i wrote them a strongly worded email that i was very disappointed in them for it. they have a soapbox that they can use for positive change in this godforsaken world and they're neglecting their moral duty to use it responsibly. shame on you jon stewart. shame on you and your diarrhea jokes.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

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Nuclearmonkee posted:

Libertarianism is largely a privileged white person thing.

Good point!

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Ohhhh Bernie, you came and you loved without taking and America THREW IT AWAY OHHHH BERNIE

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Huge Fucker Bitch posted:

What if Bernie Sanders posts in GBS?

the :10bux: registration fee is antithetical to bernie's egalitarian ideals

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

yes and i wrote them a strongly worded email that i was very disappointed in them for it. they have a soapbox that they can use for positive change in this godforsaken world and they're neglecting their moral duty to use it responsibly. shame on you jon stewart. shame on you and your diarrhea jokes.

Part of me really hopes that it will at least get people to google his name, and that it was still a net positive.:retrogames::f5h::confuoot:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Zev posted:

Part of me really hopes that it will at least get people to google his name, and that it was still a net positive.:retrogames::f5h::confuoot:

i think they wrote it the same day as his announcement so maybe they were scrambling for anything and we'll see better things as the campaign progresses

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

i think they wrote it the same day as his announcement so maybe they were scrambling for anything and we'll see better things as the campaign progresses

Yea, maybe they will bring up the day 1 fundraising. Or search results. Or even have him on the show.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i'd like to talk ab out planning the post election bernie victory party

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
when Bernie loses the primary, I hope he keeps running a socialist or something and spoils the left vote for Hillary, this country could use 4 years of pure Republican rule.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

when Bernie loses the primary, I hope he keeps running a socialist or something and spoils the left vote for Hillary, this country could use 4 years of pure Republican rule.

he specifically said he isn't going to do that

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

RaySmuckles posted:

any one see the daily show where they were like, "we always advocate for better politics, but lol look at this old guy! who is he, right? sure, i'll acknowledge that he's ideologically consistent, but i'll bury that lead so deep that most 20 somethings will be making colonel sanders jokes all the way to the FEMA camps!"

I found the segment, and wow. Like even if they had no idea who Bernie Sanders was before this, they couldn't have looked up his positions in any further detail than "leftist"? DId they just google his name, look at his age and the first picture that came up and decide that was all the detail they needed?

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

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Otto von Ruthless posted:

he specifically said he isn't going to do that

Why you harshing my mellow brah?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

ethanol posted:

bernie's got my post

mine too.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



rand paul will announce his run as an independent and split the republicans allowing bernie to do the same to the dems after losing the primaries but win the election because he owns more than the other candidates

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Soiled Meat

Carrasco posted:

Yeah. I'd imagine he has the same advantage as Hillary of having been in politics so long everything that could be used against him has already been dug up, but there's still the "this socialist is...a socialist!" route, which would be depressing but probably pretty effective.

The difference between him and Hillary is that HC is a power-hungry maniac without a bit of moral integrity.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

steinrokkan posted:

The difference between him and Hillary is that HC is a power-hungry maniac without a bit of moral integrity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_x04Gn3-2g

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Carrasco posted:

I found the segment, and wow. Like even if they had no idea who Bernie Sanders was before this, they couldn't have looked up his positions in any further detail than "leftist"? DId they just google his name, look at his age and the first picture that came up and decide that was all the detail they needed?

pretty sure they know exactly who he is.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Soiled Meat

My reaction to Hillary losing the election.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Bernin it up for the sandman.

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/dsp/search.htm?searchFor=bernie+sanders
http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/dsp/search.htm?searchFor=hillary+clinton

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