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SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Karate Bastard posted:

Am eagerly awaiting a goon B20 lifehacked out of bread tags to work sort of like a die but exactly like a claymore mine.

e: I am so proud of myself right now.

You can't make an icosahedron out of squares (the only Platonic solid made of them is the boring old cube).

Lifehack: travel to another dimension with non-Euclidean geometry!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"Look buddy I'm not providing the solutions here, I'm more of an ideas guy" #Lifehack

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

SerialKilldeer posted:

You can't make an icosahedron out of squares (the only Platonic solid made of them is the boring old cube).

Lifehack: travel to another dimension with non-Euclidean geometry!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Breadclip Lifehack wgah'nagl ftaghn.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Out of scissors? Grab a nearby alternative.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Jerry Cotton posted:

That's the worst, actually. Not that I buy bread that comes in plastic bags anyway.

What else does bread come in?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tiggum posted:

What else does bread come in?

Paper bags, so the crust doesn't go soft.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Oh yeah, that's the one.

My favourite part of that image is that we'll never know if it was a joke or 100% serious.

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
Phone posting so I'm not going to look for it but there was an entire website on the taxonomy of bread clips. It sperged about the specific shape and position of grooves on the side, sizes, colors etc. It was kind of a good hole to get lost in for a night

Tsubasa2004
Feb 14, 2003
You're thinking of this weirdo: http://www.horg.com

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Gorilla Salad posted:

Oh yeah, that's the one.

My favourite part of that image is that we'll never know if it was a joke or 100% serious.

it's academic humor, like the IgNobel prize. part science, part parody and only funny as an in-joke.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Tsubasa2004 posted:

You're thinking of this weirdo: http://www.horg.com

Holy poo poo. It's beautiful.

:wow:

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

The bread clip taxonomy reminds me of this: http://www.verysmallobjects.com/

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

SerialKilldeer posted:

The bread clip taxonomy reminds me of this: http://www.verysmallobjects.com/

I want to link anyone mentally unstable to this and watch the fallout.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Cakefool posted:

I want to link anyone mentally unstable to this and watch the fallout.

http://www.verysmallobjects.com/

Done.

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.
Apparently those bread bag clips can be fatal! :gonk:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Lifehack: don't eat jagged pieces of plastic. Or plastic in general, really.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Gorilla Salad posted:

Oh yeah, that's the one.

My favourite part of that image is that we'll never know if it was a joke or 100% serious.

It was in the BMJ, apparently.

http://laughingsquid.com/proposal-for-phylogenic-classification-advances-bread-clip-science/

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Everything's fatal if you try hard enough.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Angerbeet. When did you lose your position? :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Multiuse barf bags, for that extra bit of motivation #Lifehack

Multiuser barf bags, for that extra bit of motivation #Lifehack

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I'm not really sure that's how buttermilk works.



And that's just :barf:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
You can make buttermilk that way if you need it for baking/cooking. There is a place near me where they have olive oil flavored ice cream and it's pretty good: http://saltandstraw.com/

El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 09:00 on May 9, 2015

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


But you're literally outside the definition of buttermilk.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ugh fine whatever, I don't actually know how buttermilk is made. Have these then, I'm almost positive that they're stupid.



El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Boiled Water posted:

But you're literally outside the definition of buttermilk.

Again, not really. When you talk about buttermilk that people drink you're talking about the semi-fermented milk product, when you talk about buttermilk people use for baking many cookbooks will tell you to just do lemon juice and milk since it accomplishes the same task but you really wouldn't want to drink it on its own.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

When life gives you lemons and milk, make paneer.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
It's legit guys, just don't drink it. Trust me.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



I can assure you from my times living away at college this is not a good idea and you should never do it. Only we did it with a double cheeseburger and a mcchicken. Either way it's not worth doing.

Xythe
Aug 4, 2010

Stop getting mad at video games. No stop insulting his mother what is wrong with you.
That isn't what a McGangBang is, and isn't even what is shown in the picture. A McGangBang is a McChicken inside of a McDouble.

LIFEHACK: Look at the picture and google a term before you make a stupid lifehack image macro.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005



An Americano with no water is just an espresso shot, and a latte doesn't contain ice or half and half.

Want to save money at Olive Garden? Head inside, then make ramen in the bathroom sink instead of ordering something off the menu!

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

Want to save money at Olive Garden? Head inside, then make ramen in the bathroom sink instead of ordering something off the menu!

One weird trick a hobo learned that restaurateurs don't want you finding out!!

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Picnic Princess posted:

Everything's fatal if you try hard enough.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/these-common-household-items-could-kill-you-if-you-2366

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Open a milk carton with this one weird trick

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The AUSTRIA caption makes this look like it's from a contest.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Wanamingo posted:



And that's just :barf:
Maybe you haven't been exposed to high quality olive oil? That legitimately sounds pretty good, but if you're talking about the cheap stuff I can see how it'd be off-putting. Otherwise I can't see why :barf: would be appropriate, unless you are just a finicky eater.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Fuckin just drizzling it onto the ice cream as if you were some insane pastiche of Jamie Oliver/Rachel Ray? Nah that is just....no.

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

TheBigAristotle posted:

Open a milk carton with this one weird trick
Completely legit, when the package is designed by an obvious sadist.

Hate people? Become a graphic designer! #MisantrophyHacks :v:

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Rebel Blob posted:

Maybe you haven't been exposed to high quality olive oil? That legitimately sounds pretty good, but if you're talking about the cheap stuff I can see how it'd be off-putting. Otherwise I can't see why :barf: would be appropriate, unless you are just a finicky eater.

If you're ever at Otto, Mario Batali's pizza restaurant in Manhattan (I think there's a branch at the Venetian in Vegas too), be sure to get the olive oil ice cream. It's topped with a bit of sea salt and is the loving bomb.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




TheBigAristotle posted:

Open a milk carton with this one weird trick

Was that from when they first switched from bottles to cartons or something?

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Not really sure, I just love the ending of the gif

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