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Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

InterFaced posted:

Goons are high on Bernie. I am glad of it.

Bern one for Bernie :catdrugs:

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Bernie Sanders is my friend

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Bernie Sanders is my friend

Fernie Sanders is my frond.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


BERNIE MY MAN

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

InterFaced posted:

Goons are high on Bernie. I am glad of it.

Maybe I should read more then, I took a lot of the comments as sarcastic. Personally, I'm cautiously optimistic. Can't really donate because lolpoor, but I'm thinking about campaigning for him

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CloFan posted:

Can't really donate because lolpoor, but I'm thinking about campaigning for him

Same

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Who should be Sanders running mate? I think Jill Biden.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

CloFan posted:

Maybe I should read more then, I took a lot of the comments as sarcastic. Personally, I'm cautiously optimistic. Can't really donate because lolpoor, but I'm thinking about campaigning for him

So, in a boots on the ground sense, what all are you going to try?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Zev posted:

So, in a boots on the ground sense, what all are you going to try?

im gonna give out rough unskilled blowjobs for bernie

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
for and to bernie

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Mo_Steel posted:

Who should be Sanders running mate? I think Jill Biden.

Jill Stein to lock in those insane people who stubbornly vote green every year.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mo_Steel posted:

Who should be Sanders running mate? I think Jill Biden.

Bernie Sanders /Jon Stewart would be an amazing ticket

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

EugeneJ posted:

Bernie Sanders /Jon Stewart would be an amazing ticket

lol Jon Stewart is a dumb idiot

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lol Jon Stewart is a dumb idiot

Why are you not down with 2 Jew Crew

Captain Q
Nov 30, 2005

I CONJURE THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS
This is a level beyond socialism

I call it

Socialism 3

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

CloFan posted:

Maybe I should read more then, I took a lot of the comments as sarcastic. Personally, I'm cautiously optimistic. Can't really donate because lolpoor, but I'm thinking about campaigning for him

We're rude as hell to everybody, even our moms, so get used to it shitbird. Bernie Sanders, bitch. Bernie all up in your holes, you gently caress.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



redshirt posted:

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


redshirt posted:

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

you're right let's all donate money to hilarry clinton and jebediah bush life is pointless the eartth is doomed insha'Allah

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

redshirt posted:

I'd be pro Bernie if he had a snowballs chance of winning, but he doesn't.

You all realize that, right?

Not with that attitude he doesn't.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zev posted:

Not with that attitude he doesn't.

I know, it's self-fulfilling.

But let me share some wisdom, kids. When Obams was sweeping up GBS with his message of change in 2007, it was real and tangible. Even though he was black and had that name, he had a chance - and won. Bernie, on the other hand, has been in the game forever, is old and white and frumpy, and will excite very few typical dumb rear end Americans.

I want to believe, but c'mon.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
shut up bitch

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



redshirt posted:

will excite very few typical dumb rear end Americans.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


I'm thinking for mother's day i'm going to sign my mom up for the bernie campaign. There is no better gift than the dream of a socialist america.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

redshirt posted:

I know, it's self-fulfilling.

But let me share some wisdom, kids. When Obams was sweeping up GBS with his message of change in 2007, it was real and tangible. Even though he was black and had that name, he had a chance - and won. Bernie, on the other hand, has been in the game forever, is old and white and frumpy, and will excite very few typical dumb rear end Americans.

I want to believe, but c'mon.

Looks like we got a real Einstein on our hands here. Hey Einstein, riddle me this; go gently caress yourself. The end. Bernie Sanders, you half a bitch.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

mysterious frankie posted:

Looks like we got a real Einstein on our hands here. Hey Einstein, riddle me this; go gently caress yourself. The end. Bernie Sanders, you half a bitch.

Hmm. Some well reasoned points here. Reconsidering....

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Thirteen hours to jam in 137 pages

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Carrasco posted:

Thirteen hours to jam in 137 pages

:justpost:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


cool bernie facts:

1. he's the socialest (successful) politician in america

2. he's smart

3. cool hair

4. is the only independent in congress i think. i'm shooting from the hip on this one

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


today in bernie sanders news:

1. Taking on Billionaire Class - Sanders, an independent who has called himself a socialist, railed against income inequality, higher childhood poverty, and the seeming choke hold of the wealthy on politics, according to Sunday’s Philadelphia Inquirer. "The major issue is," he said, "how do we create an economy that works for all our people, as opposed to a small number of billionaires?"

2. The Late Show - David Letterman on Friday counted down his top 10 list of “guys Bernie Sanders looks like.”

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

just a reminder for all you dumb naysayer idiots: the sandman is going to snowball's chance in hell his way all the way into the white house and then all you'll have is your negative posts on SA to look back on when your grandkids ask you "what did you do when the country did a 180 and actually changed for the better?"

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
*farts*

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

"grandpa what was it like when the bernssiah was elected and the world was pulled back from the brink of extinction and total corporate enslavement?"

"hmm well kiddo, i was doing my part by saying 'it'll never happen but that boy wouldn't it be nice if it did' on this forum i used to post on"

"oh so you didn't do poo poo thanks for nothing you useless old gently caress."

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
anyone remember cumthinker?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

"grandpa what was it like when the bernssiah was elected and the world was pulled back from the brink of extinction and total corporate enslavement?"

"hmm well kiddo, i was doing my part by saying 'it'll never happen but that boy wouldn't it be nice if it did' on this forum i used to post on"

"oh so you didn't do poo poo thanks for nothing you useless old gently caress."

Really makes me think.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

Really makes me think.

rest easy knowing your useless bloated body will find purpose in death as a nutrient paste for the poor that it never had in life

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

rest easy knowing your useless bloated body will find purpose in death as a nutrient paste for the poor that it never had in life

I'd be OK with that.

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
We'll put him into the soylent red with all the stalinists (it's what they would have wanted)

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