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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



TEAYCHES posted:

would u eat a bug for bernie

dude i've eaten bugs for less, poo poo i got a scorpion lollipop in the dining room right now

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Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


TEAYCHES posted:

would u eat a bug for bernie

Yes wouldn't u

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

One time I saw Bill Burr knee someone in the balls
I saw Bill Burr knee someone in
Bill Burr knee some
Burr knee
Bernie




VOTE FOR DA OG, BERNIE SANDOLLARS:patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot::patriot:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i just ate a bug for bernie

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

What will be Bernie's equivalent to the Dean Scream?

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

i love bernie
and I hope that he loves me
i want to hold him close
and feel him inside me

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

TEAYCHES posted:

would u eat a bug for bernie

I would eat the rich for Bernie.

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Duh Ugh posted:

I would eat the rich for Bernie.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Duh Ugh posted:

I would eat the rich for Bernie.

a really rich bug?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



jarofpiss posted:

a really rich bug?

please do not insult bugs by comparing them to the rich

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

taqueso posted:

What will be Bernie's equivalent to the Dean Scream?

And will Dave Chappelle make fun of it?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

my dog just farted and the stench brought to mind the current state of political affairs in this country. bernie please come and be a breath of fresh air. clear all these dog farts out of my room.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

a really rich bug?

That too.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i used some tape to catch a bunch of ants that had got into my kitchen and it created this weird black carpet of thrashing insect legs, undulating in unnatural patterns


it was like what i imagine the koch bros souls to look like

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

jarofpiss posted:

my dog just farted and the stench brought to mind the current state of political affairs in this country. bernie please come and be a breath of fresh air. clear all these dog farts out of my room.

Hillary is the dog fart of the democratic primary.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

my dog just farted and the stench brought to mind the current state of political affairs in this country. bernie please come and be a breath of fresh air. clear all these dog farts out of my room.

I use Bernie scented febreeze to make my clothes smell fresh instead of ever having to wash them (haven't washed an article of clothing since GW was in office)


So what I'm saying is GO BERNIE I LOVE YOU

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

huskarl_marx posted:

i used some tape to catch a bunch of ants that had got into my kitchen and it created this weird carpet of thrashing insect legs, undulating in unnatural patterns


it was like what i imagine the koch bros souls to look like

i always assumed the koch brothers were just the queen alien and they get to implant their eggs in whoever is elected president and thats why nothing ever changes

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Has anyone considered calling him the Sandblaster?

It could also be a name for a construction themed adult movie

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Matey posted:

I use Bernie scented febreeze to make my clothes smell fresh instead of ever having to wash them (haven't washed an article of clothing since GW was in office)


So what I'm saying is GO BERNIE I LOVE YOU

mmmm smells like equality

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

bhurrkneigh

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Has anyone considered calling him the Sandblaster?

It could also be a name for a construction themed adult movie

bernie gonna put hillary on sandblast in the primary debates

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

mmmm smells like equality

and coffee breath!

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


taqueso posted:

What will be Bernie's equivalent to the Dean Scream?

This thread. No joke i'mma email this thread to Glennon Bench and make a million bucks as a class traitor

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Matey posted:

bhurrkneigh

classic self quote poo poo post

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
im pretty sure every female GOP pick that gets tapped for p/vp will have pornos about them soon after, like nailin palin

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


we didn't start the fire
it was always bernin'
since the world's been turnin'
we didn't start the fire
no we didn't light it
but this time we won't fight it

a post for bernie a day keeps the koch brothers away

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

huskarl_marx posted:

im pretty sure every female GOP pick that gets tapped for p/vp will have pornos about them soon after, like nailin palin

tapped for p in v

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


huskarl_marx posted:

im pretty sure every female GOP pick that gets tapped for p/vp will have pornos about them soon after, like nailin palin

Nobody did for Hillary because it would be disgusting

You'd have to hire a Bolivian scat company to make it

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
B-b-b Bern Bern Bern, Bern is the wern

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

would u convert to islam for bernie

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Grand Prize Winner posted:

This thread. No joke i'mma email this thread to Glennon Bench and make a million bucks as a class traitor

jokes on you, glenn beck actually likes sanders

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Grand Prize Winner posted:

This thread. No joke i'mma email this thread to Glennon Bench and make a million bucks as a class traitor

after googling glennon bench all I'm getting is stuff for the tampa bay buccaneers. How the gently caress are they gonna mess Bernie's chances for presidency up?


Oh god what is Tampa Bay going to do?


:siren::siren::siren: GUYS THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY BERNIE SANDERS :siren::siren::siren:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

would u convert to islam for bernie

too late

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

would u kill an innocent man in cold blood for bernie

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

TEAYCHES posted:

would u kill an innocent man in cold blood for bernie

if it was u!!!!


love u bernie, I'd kill teaycheuas 4 u

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

would u kill an innocent man in cold blood for bernie

:twisted:

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I'd kill three olives 4 bernie too.

throw 3o from his condo balcony while screaming the name of the one true lord and savior Bernie Christ Sanders

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Cubey posted:

jokes on you, glenn beck actually likes sanders

What.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

TEAYCHES posted:

would u convert to islam for bernie

Uve gone too far

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

BERNIE SANDERS I WOULD KILL 4 U

WOULD U DO THE SAME 4 ME?

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