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No, you're not supposed to think they're evil (although that is in fact what the other characters were testifying to in the finale  ), but you are supposed to think they're kinda lovely and regularly make bad decisions for bad reasons which come back to bite them, and I have no idea how someone could parse that as "escapist fantasy for uggo nerds"George isn't even a nerd for Christ's sake; he isn't smart and doesn't really have any interests as far as I can remember
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He's a marine biologist. Of course he's a nerd.
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opus111 posted:in curb LD is correct 99% of the time, that's what makes it good.
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pussy riot police posted:He's a marine biologist. Of course he's a nerd.
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quote:Over the course of the series, he works for a real estate transaction services firm (Rick Bahr Properties), a rest stop supply company (Sanalac), Elaine's company (Pendant Publishing), the New York Yankees (his longest running job), a playground-equipment company (Play Now), an industrial smoothing company (Kruger Industrial Smoothing), and other places. He is fired from his job at Pendant Publishing for having sex with the cleaning woman on his desk in "The Red Dot" (he professes he has always been attracted to cleaning women). Full Article I remember him specifically working for the Yankees, and never seeing his boss' face, just the back of his head.
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May 1, 2015 17:03
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EZipperelli posted:Full Article That's because Steinbrenner was actually played by Larry David (also the marine biologist / architect posts were Art Vandelay jokes  )
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May 1, 2015 17:06
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loquacius posted:he isn't smart and doesn't really have any interests as far as I can remember The most realistic part of the show is when George becomes a genius when he stops having sex.
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May 1, 2015 17:50
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EZipperelli posted:Full Article the real Steinbrenner did actually shoot a scene but they didn't include it.
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May 2, 2015 01:44
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loquacius posted:No, you're not supposed to think they're evil (although that is in fact what the other characters were testifying to in the finale lol George is a failed jock. They're just super normal people (outside of not drinking, ever - even Friends included alcohol sometimes), they don't really have hobbies; they just sort of loaf about loving up the little things.
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May 2, 2015 01:45
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Unsolicited initial message that a friend received:quote:My Modest But A Tad Blunt Proposal IV (one (in)decent proposal deserves another!) 
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May 2, 2015 09:32
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The TED talk was interesting, even if the self-righteous dude was not.
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More 1st-time messages, this time with replies:Him posted:Did you know they actually pay for sperm donors now? To think I've probably lost $270 to your pictures over the last few weeks. When we go out you're paying for dinner. Her posted:Wow. You're super creepy. You should try not being super creepy. Him posted:In what way was that creepy? Your family would consider it divine intervention if a man as well rounded as I ever fell into your hands. Or how about what happens when someone gets caught using a copy-paste opener: Him posted:You hunger for and run towards those experiences in life that are intense where you have to push yourself hard. Finding those moments sweeps you away with great passion and feel fully alive. Her posted:You send copy-paste emails to people on okcupid because you haven't an original thought in your head. Him posted:Sorry, I had to read the link and I am on my slow computer and not one of the tablets. I see no relationship. Fact one, I create NEW all the time. Fact two, I meet many women offline and online. Fact three, you are 1% of the population that I encounter. Whatever I would write that made contact with you would have caused the same reaction, because you are NOT physically attracted to me. The result is the creation of a cognitive DISCOUNTING CUE. What would you do in my place if 1% of a population moved away from you? How much of your day would that concern you? Her posted:u mad Him posted:YES, my business partner did not call at 9:00 am and he did not complete an important task on the agreed upon time table. Her posted:Ah, so this is the bit where you deflect regarding how you just wrote a 300+ word, multi-paragraph diatribe about how totally not perturbed about being seen through you feel, by intimating that something else is the cause. Him posted:Maybe, I have a poor attention span. 1st one is just awkward, 2nd looks to be unmedicated.
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Breetai posted:More 1st-time messages, this time with replies: That is some quality AUG there.
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May 2, 2015 13:51
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The copy-paste one reads like something procedurally generated by a poorly coded flirting algorithm, if that even exists. Did a human write it? They fail the Turing test. 
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HerStuddMuffin posted:The copy-paste one reads like something procedurally generated by a poorly coded flirting algorithm, if that even exists. Did a human write it? They fail the Turing test. I find that copy paste one beautiful, in a way. Succeed or fail he has committed completely to being his awkward socially backward self and is riding the bomb all the way down to whatever end. I bet that dude actually has five friends almost as awkward as he is who are more than willing to actually provide real references to a potential date and talk him up to meet his "provide references within 48 hours except on holidays and weekends" thing. That's like a work of community performance art or something.
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May 2, 2015 14:21
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TheSpiritFox posted:I find that copy paste one beautiful, in a way. Succeed or fail he has committed completely to being his awkward socially backward self and is riding the bomb all the way down to whatever end. I bet that dude actually has five friends almost as awkward as he is who are more than willing to actually provide real references to a potential date and talk him up to meet his "provide references within 48 hours except on holidays and weekends" thing. That's like a work of community performance art or something. Your mom.
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May 2, 2015 14:53
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Breetai posted:More 1st-time messages, this time with replies: lmao these never happened because women don't reply back on okcupid!!!! lmao cheers 
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May 2, 2015 23:26
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HerStuddMuffin posted:The copy-paste one reads like something procedurally generated by a poorly coded flirting algorithm, if that even exists. Did a human write it? They fail the Turing test. You have to remember that this isn't an attempt at communication, this is an incantation. Some level-20 pussy conjurer has told a PUA community that these words impart a +31% bonus to Opening Statement when attempting to aggro an HB8, and he's swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.
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May 2, 2015 23:43
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Breetai posted:You have to remember that this isn't an attempt at communication, this is an incantation. Some level-20 pussy conjurer has told a PUA community that these words impart a +31% bonus to Opening Statement when attempting to aggro an HB8, and he's swallowed it hook, line, and sinker. Haha
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May 3, 2015 00:11
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Breetai posted:You have to remember that this isn't an attempt at communication, this is an incantation. Some level-20 pussy conjurer has told a PUA community that these words impart a +31% bonus to Opening Statement when attempting to aggro an HB8, and he's swallowed it hook, line, and sinker. lol
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May 3, 2015 00:46
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Breetai winning the hearts of men and women with excellent posts, wanna date that good poster. Add a photo of this post to your profile, I'm going to see if Pussy Conjurer is taken or not as a parachute account layer when I get home after Maypac. These online ladies in Nevada are real big BTW geez louise raton fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 3, 2015 |
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May 3, 2015 00:54
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opus111 posted:you can get prams with USB chargers built into them now. To charge the pram? or using its movement to charge things? That's an intelligent idea.
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May 3, 2015 21:42
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What? No you goof it's a thousand dollar baby tank / shopping mall battering ram with a battery in it so some trog mom can charge her ipad off of it. People with children don't do responsible things unless you include grossly overprotecting their kid as responsible.
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Christ, what next? segway prams?
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May 3, 2015 22:27
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Ive found a way to use the hambeasts profiles for a better purpose that clogging my matches.
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May 3, 2015 22:44
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Why do people seek out arguments.
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Decrepus posted:Why do people seek out arguments. Because its fun and makes the site interesting Just have a job be white and somewhat good looking without selfies and send stupid poo poo to the chicks you arent attracted to. I usually do this when they quickmatch me and are complete hambeasts. Or if they're mega feminists ill usually send "lol you sure are experiencing the plight of women living in your dads 6 bedroom house and driving a 2015 rallye charger because "it suits my personality". The plight is real. In other news this college qt send me a message apologizing for not talking to me after we had an argument. My response being " It would suit both of us better if you never talked to me again. If you still have any feelings for me which it obvious you do because you texted me 5 times when I didnt respond to the initial text. However I feel nothing for you so dont text me again." now im the "loving miso prick you're only doing this because im Bi" WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 22:54 on May 3, 2015 |
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May 3, 2015 22:52
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LeoMarr posted:In other news this college qt send me a message apologizing for not talking to me after we had an argument. My response being " It would suit both of us better if you never talked to me again. If you still have any feelings for me which it obvious you do because you texted me 5 times when I didnt respond to the initial text. However I feel nothing for you so dont text me again." 
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May 3, 2015 22:56
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Decrepus posted:You are jon irenicus irl Who
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May 3, 2015 22:57
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LeoMarr posted:Ive found a way to use the hambeasts profiles for a better purpose that clogging my matches. So you're a pathetic retard who antagonizes people for no reason. Listen man, I understand this, I do this on SA, it's enjoyable, but on a dating site, to people who aren't willingly subjecting themselves to it? That's loving gay man. Get the gently caress out of here.
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May 3, 2015 23:21
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staberind posted:To charge the pram? or using its movement to charge things? to charge devices off it. Its convenient for sure, its just one of those things that made me do a double take at how weird modern life is.
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JebanyPedal posted:So you're a pathetic retard who antagonizes people for no reason. Wow, feeding the troll much? Good job homo.
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May 3, 2015 23:53
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Leo you're a bad poster please don't also be a bad person
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JebanyPedal posted:So you're a pathetic retard who antagonizes people for no reason. you're going to get so many ladies white knighting okcupid on SA dude keep going. people who aren't willingly subjecting themselves to it? That's loving gay man. Get the gently caress out of here. Haha yes surely if you're on a dating site you dont willingly subject yourself to the shittiest members or society. And her entire profile was femism and im fat and beautiful all that kind of poo poo. And "if you dont date me because of my looks you are a misogynistic pig" and she flooded my page with views and likes. She visited my prof for 7 days straight. WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 3, 2015 |
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May 3, 2015 23:55
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I keep getting cuties visiting and liking my profile and I think it's some kind of cosmic joke...
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LeoMarr posted:And her entire profile was femism and im fat and beautiful all that kind of poo poo. She didn't look fat from that picture, or not fat enough to justify fat-acceptance poo poo anyway  Yeah though there didn't seem to be a reason to antagonize her there, unless you like getting in fights on OKC as well as SA
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loquacius posted:She didn't look fat from that picture, or not fat enough to justify fat-acceptance poo poo anyway lol if you judge weight by a sideways face picture
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Groovelord Neato posted:I keep getting cuties visiting and liking my profile and I think it's some kind of cosmic joke... It's like going to the zoo for them.
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