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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

girth brooks part 2 posted:

bernard "bernie" sanders is a respectable human being of earth origin and not at all a reptiloid from beyond the stars

for now

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

girth brooks part 2 posted:

bernard "bernie" sanders is a respectable human being of earth origin and not at all a reptiloid from beyond the stars

what hillary supporters actually believe about hillary

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

can't wait to see bernie sanders own hillary in the official dem primary leg-wrestling competition

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Something Else posted:

We still talkin bout Bernie in this thread?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

can't wait to see bernie sanders own hillary in the official dem primary leg-wrestling competition

and then move on to crush the entire lineup of girly-man republican potentials.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
bernie the dinosaur

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Segmentation Fault posted:

bernie the dinosaur

and much like a dinosaur he has foot long teeth and a powerful crushing jaw for destroying his prey, capitalism

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
I'm so happy this thread turned out to be cool and good.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Tardcore posted:

and much like a dinosaur he has foot long teeth and a powerful crushing jaw for destroying his prey, the Koch brothers

Ftfy

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tardcore posted:

and much like a dinosaur he has foot long teeth and a powerful crushing jaw for destroying his prey, capitalism

sucking the marrow out of the bones of the capitalist world order

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Tardcore posted:

and much like a dinosaur he has foot long teeth and a powerful crushing jaw for destroying his prey, capitalism

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
d&d already accusing bernie voters of sexism, keep up the good work

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

steinrokkan posted:

d&d already accusing bernie voters of sexism, keep up the good work

link

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

nevermind, i dont care

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

steinrokkan posted:

d&d already accusing bernie voters of sexism, keep up the good work

lol

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

d&d already accusing bernie voters of sexism, keep up the good work

yes... YES!!!

gently caress TEAYCHES I want a link to this

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



steinrokkan posted:

d&d already accusing bernie voters of sexism, keep up the good work

after hillary and the republicans we will purge d&d

edit:

sorry after "clinton"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Segmentation Fault posted:

yes... YES!!!

gently caress TEAYCHES I want a link to this

been accused of being a privileged white male for refusing to vote hillary in the primary thread

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Hilary is the candidate of the liberal elite (D&D), Bernie is the candidate of the average American (GBS).

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Bernie sanders, died in the wool consistent democratic socialist... that will usher in a new era of peace, equality, and understanding.. or a center-right corporate stooge with the 'right' last name and a vagina? Truly, these are tough times for left wingers.

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Wheel in the sky keeps me bernin

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Carrasco posted:

what would brian boyko have to say about all this

BrianBoyko 298 points

Full Disclosure: I am a paid consultant for the Draft Biden PAC.


Actually, I thought it was sub-par, and I make viral videos for a living, including some political commercials and online announcement videos.

The video is 2:15. She doesn't even show up until 1:30. The first 90 seconds show a bunch of smiling people - 80% smiling women, I happen to notice - and not much else.

As a TV ad, maybe this would work. Maybe even as a convention ad. But online, you don't want to waste anyone's time. Think about it- what do all the viral videos you've seen have in common? They get right into the start.

Does anyone want to go and watch that a second time? Or even share it with their friends? Would you even have known about it if it wasn't HRC's announcment video?

As for the content, it is slickly produced, and it's clear that the video is targeting her strong demographics - women, Hispanics, and blue-collar manufacturing industry. But the video was SO full of "smiling people" and so slickly produced, and so well... like every other political ad you've ever seen except it somehow says even less despite taking five times the amount of time... that I'm wondering if this won't backfire. It didn't say anything other than: "See! I'm Hillary Clinton! I'm a woman! Like you! And I'm running for President!"

Look, I obviously have a dog in the fight here. Only Ted Cruz seems to be worse than Hillary Clinton on the BIG issue - the undue influence of money in politics which is grinding everything in Washington to a dead-halt. So take my words with a grain of salt. but I suspect that if she continues to run her campaign on platitudes, she'll get trounced in either the general election or in the primary.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012
shitposting in the D&D thread is almost as great as shitposting in this thread

dik-dik
Feb 21, 2009

I donated $50 to Bernie. First time I've been actually excited about a political candidate.

E: and I'm going to change my voter registration from Independent to Democrat just so I can vote for him in the primary.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Segmentation Fault posted:

shitposting in the D&D thread is almost as great as shitposting in this thread

except it doesnt raise money

i guess it actually wastes money

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Zev posted:

Wheel in the sky keeps me bernin

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

except it doesnt raise money

i guess it actually wastes money

that's why it's almost as great

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

dik-dik posted:

I donated $50 to Bernie. First time I've been actually excited about a political candidate.

E: and I'm going to change my voter registration from Independent to Democrat just so I can vote for him in the primary.

Mankin the op biiiig

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



there really are so many dumb posts in that d&d thread that could have made real money in this thread, fucikin pathetic

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

d&d bad posters

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

dik-dik posted:

I donated $50 to Bernie. First time I've been actually excited about a political candidate.

E: and I'm going to change my voter registration from Independent to Democrat just so I can vote for him in the primary.

I'm registered to vote but not as any particular party, how do I change my party affiliation

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

ethanol posted:

there really are so many dumb posts in that d&d thread that could have made real money in this thread, fucikin pathetic

Yea. Maybe we'll get a few more of them to come over and :justpost:

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Zev posted:

Yea. Maybe we'll get a few more of them to come over and :justpost:

hopefully, not gonna hold my breath

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Forgot if I posted in here already.

:justpost:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i'm not registered to vote, but if i were i would probably vote for this guy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

hemophilia posted:

Bernie sanders, died in the wool consistent democratic socialist... that will usher in a new era of peace, equality, and understanding.. or a center-right corporate stooge with the 'right' last name and a vagina? Truly, these are tough times for left wingers.

You have to vote for Hillary because she's electable unlike Bernie Sanders.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Segmentation Fault posted:

I'm registered to vote but not as any particular party, how do I change my party affiliation

blood sacrifice

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


etalian posted:

You have to vote for Hillary because she's electable unlike Bernie Sanders.

If I can't vote for bernie I'm just not voting. I guess if i get my voter card and i have time jill stein can have that vote, but only if.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
hillary will continue the proud american royal family's dynasty so we are obligated to vote for her.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
bernie.

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