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Feb 19, 2007


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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011


Hello? America? I'm here to save you.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

SouthLAnd posted:

Hello? America? I'm here to save you.

someone make a bernsignal

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




mr Gorbachev, bern down that white house

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Goddamnit. I need to shitpost more.

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
blah blah blah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

If Sanders is the Dem nominee for the President I will donate at least $2,000

:toxx:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



redshirt posted:

If Sanders is the Dem nominee for the President I will donate at least $2,000

:toxx:

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Duh Ugh posted:

Goddamnit. I need to shitpost more.

Self quote for extra shitposting.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

I wonder if Bernie watches Hannibal?

I bet he imagines all those tasty food dishes are the rich fucks that have been ruining our country.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bern the rich

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
jesus I suck at poo poo posting, only 37 posts?!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

If Sanders is the Dem nominee for the President I will donate at least $2,000

:toxx:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

jesus I suck at poo poo posting, only 37 posts?!

get a miata, it improves your shitposting 10x

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

jesus I suck at poo poo posting, only 37 posts?!

don't make him order off the dollar menu. step up your game.

Argh
Feb 15, 2005
so all i gotta do is post in this thread?

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

bernie owns i wish he was my uncle so i could sit on his knee and he could praise the merits of scandinavian-style democratic socialism to me as I listened wide-eyed

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


Argh posted:

so all i gotta do is post in this thread?

yes

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Argh posted:

so all i gotta do is post in this thread?

not sure, try again.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Argh posted:

so all i gotta do is post in this thread?

no you have to post once every 60 seconds

Argh
Feb 15, 2005
ok

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

if bernie isn't gonna be the president then there's basically no hope left for anybody in this dumb hosed-up country

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Fullhouse posted:

if bernie isn't gonna be the president then there's basically no hope left for anybody in this dumb hosed-up country

yea

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

nothing but the libertarian utopia of billionaires being charioted around by their enslaved poors, desperately melting the florida everglades with radioactive waste to get more of that natty gas

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

a billionaire sits in his castle and orders his middle-class servant to ride out with his knights and raid the tennessee valley for coal and supplies

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



we can use their mansions as storage for the dismantling of our nuclear weapons

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Quantum Finger posted:

post ITT whenever its "gently caress the koch bros o'clock"

oh wow would you look at the time

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

fuedal lords with machine guns and cruise missiles riding around the husks of bombed-out cities in diamond limousines to find starving mutant babes with three boobs to bring back to their harem

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

ethanol posted:

we can use their mansions as storage for the dismantling of our nuclear weapons

Homeless shelters for the needy.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

where does bernie stand on re-purposing country club golf courses into public housing developments?

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


Fullhouse posted:

a billionaire sits in his castle and orders his middle-class servant to ride out with his knights and raid the tennessee valley for coal and supplies

but then the sandman flaps in by the tufts of his hair and breathes fire and berns the castle down right

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Turbl posted:

but then the sandman flaps in by the tufts of his hair and breathes fire and berns the castle down right

only if you vote for him!!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

you know people really get down on feudalism but i heard that even serfs worked less than your average minimum wage earning american.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

jarofpiss posted:

where does bernie stand on re-purposing country club golf courses into public housing developments?

See, this is a bridge too far. Golf is good!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

jarofpiss posted:

you know people really get down on feudalism but i heard that even serfs worked less than your average minimum wage earning american.

yes but they were not free

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

redshirt posted:

See, this is a bridge too far. Golf is good!

i'll give you public courses but the country clubs have got to go

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i sincerely regret the actions of my forefathers resulting in our severance from the commonwealth and the subsequent proliferation of neoliberal ideology.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

yes but they were not free

think of the time they saved on their commute. didn't have to carry groceries while waiting on even one bus.

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

redshirt posted:

See, this is a bridge too far. Golf is good!

actually gently caress golf

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91363837

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