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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

word on the street is that bernie is offering the position of press secretary to the best shitposter in this thread.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Matey posted:

I like Bernie Sanders and I cannot lie
You other liberals can't deny
When Bernie walks in with his thick rear end glasses
and he's wagging that finger in your face
you get sprung!

Word to your Bern

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

word on the street is that bernie is offering the position of press secretary to the best shitposter in this thread.

and this is one job that's about quanitity, not quality. :justpost::getin::justpost:

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

*shits a post

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

less than 200 perfectly formed turd shaped posts to go

Lieberhaeschen
Jan 15, 2008
Little by little the terriers make us free!
Bernie

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Aight I fought the good fight I'm out don't gently caress this up people

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


Matey posted:

I like Bernie Sanders and I cannot lie
You other liberals can't deny
When Bernie walks in with his thick rear end glasses
and he's wagging that finger in your face
you get sprung!

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Turnquiet posted:

Aight I fought the good fight I'm out don't gently caress this up people

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

word on the street is that bernie is offering the position of press secretary to the best shitposter in this thread.

oooh i hope i hold on.

but i have to go afk!

oh no!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Turnquiet posted:

Aight I fought the good fight I'm out don't gently caress this up people

go get your mandatory hours of service rest :patriot:

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Matey posted:

I like Bernie Sanders and I cannot lie
You other liberals can't deny
When Bernie walks in with his thick rear end glasses
and he's wagging that finger in your face
you get sprung!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

quick poo poo post spree

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Matey posted:

quick poo poo post spree

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
posted a post

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

before i leave

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

If Bernie Sanders is the Dem nominee I will ban myself and never post again as redshirt.

:toxx:

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Matey posted:

quick poo poo post spree

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

laying my soul down on the line

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

you know it's like we don't even need the thread stickied.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

for a homie named Bernie

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Shitpostin faster than awful.app can pull the quoted text

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

jarofpiss posted:

you know it's like we don't even need the thread stickied.

it's floating above the rest like bernie's hair above his head

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

you know it's like we don't even need the thread stickied.

4rill

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Wife gettin pissed I am tapping so much in bed

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I've asked this elsewhere and have yet to receive an answer.

Up until this evening, I've been confusing Bernie Sanders with Barnie Frank. What is it which I should remember to differentiate these two individuals in my mind?

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Turnquiet posted:

Shitpostin faster than awful.app can pull the quoted text

overclocked my cpu so i could shitpost faster

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

jarofpiss posted:

it's floating above the rest like bernie's hair above his head

haha, and on that, my spree ends



but i shall return



(hopefully before the deadline. Because where else can I shitpost this hard?)

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

My Imaginary GF posted:

I've asked this elsewhere and have yet to receive an answer.

Up until this evening, I've been confusing Bernie Sanders with Barnie Frank. What is it which I should remember to differentiate these two individuals in my mind?

Bernie sanders is a Jew so you would like him

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
testing...one, two. check

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

Or does your Schtick only apply to D&D?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

jarofpiss posted:

overclocked my cpu so i could shitpost faster

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

My Imaginary GF posted:

I've asked this elsewhere and have yet to receive an answer.

Up until this evening, I've been confusing Bernie Sanders with Barnie Frank. What is it which I should remember to differentiate these two individuals in my mind?

bernie from vermont = future potus

barney from massachusets = out of office since 2013

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

I've asked this elsewhere and have yet to receive an answer.

Up until this evening, I've been confusing Bernie Sanders with Barnie Frank. What is it which I should remember to differentiate these two individuals in my mind?

Frank is the gay guy. Sanders is the frumpy socialist.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
bern

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

redshirt posted:

If Bernie Sanders is the Dem nominee I will ban myself and never post again as redshirt.

:toxx:

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Bernbo Saggins

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
fern

Turnquiet
Oct 24, 2002

My friend is an eloquent speaker.

jarofpiss posted:

bernie from vermont = future potus

barney from massachusets = out of office since 2013

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Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
cern

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