EugeneJ posted:Bernie has 175,000 volunteers pledged: The best part is that I just learned that a gospel version of Lose Yourself played at his announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4lSGGOfzE Bernie knows he's got one shot to get at this, and by God he's gonna take it. He's not gonna end up like Carly Fiorina with Mom's Spaghetti on her sweater.
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Segmentation Fault posted:The best part is that I just learned that a gospel version of Lose Yourself played at his announcement no that was at the gop's token black guys announcement.
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:03 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:The best part is that I just learned that a gospel version of Lose Yourself played at his announcement Black people doing a lame version of a song by a white person Never thought I'd see the day
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:08 |
Cubey posted:no that was at the gop's token black guys announcement. oh gently caress
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:09 |
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So, before I keep wasting my valuable resource of shitposting.... Zev, Are you gonna donate another $1/page in this thread through sunday? Can we revitalize this thread into another fundraising effort for our main nigga Bernie?
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:12 |
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hahaha how could someone publish this with a straight face
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:42 |
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you irl posted:hahaha how could someone publish this with a straight face conservatives
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:43 |
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"yes the average four kid-family makes 650,000 a year, let's go to print"
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:43 |
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you irl posted:"yes the average four kid-family makes 650,000 a year, let's go to print" it's part of their narrative that the lower and middle class are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:47 |
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Cubey posted:it's part of their narrative that the lower and middle class are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires bern the rich
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# ? May 5, 2015 10:49 |
Cubey posted:it's part of their narrative that the lower and middle class are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires you irl posted:bern the rich
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# ? May 5, 2015 11:13 |
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Matey posted:So, before I keep wasting my valuable resource of shitposting.... Yea, suppose that's the reasonable thing to do. Zev fucked around with this message at 12:07 on May 5, 2015 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Why'd it get closed? Not my doing. The universe is mysterious.
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:09 |
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Cubey posted:it's part of their narrative that the lower and middle class are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires that person is paid to write for a widely published piece of media
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:13 |
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to be fair though i believe that version pasted is the edited version that accurately reflects the tax increase that the article is meant to lampoon, as opposed to the original version that just states the amount they are being taxed and expects the reader to sympathize
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:16 |
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you irl posted:hahaha how could someone publish this with a straight face My favorite is the vaguely ethnic couple on the right that clocks at SIX HUNDER AND FIFTY THOUSAND loving DOLLARS.
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:27 |
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Tax them more.
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:32 |
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Matey posted:ehhhh, "I’m going to look at the issue. It’s not that I support it or don’t support it. To me it is not one of the major issues facing this country. I’ll look at it. I think it has a lot of support and I’ll be talking to young people and others about the issues. But there are two sides to a story." is a pretty bullshit answer i took it as "i'm not going to make full legalization one of my platform issues but there are deep problems with the drug war." there's no spin to that answer and he's not being cagey about it. i think he believes in doing what his constituents want and if young people want legal grass, well go nuts you crazy kids.
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:39 |
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Zev posted:Not my doing. The universe is mysterious. there's no mystery about sa's bad mods
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:44 |
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Would he support legalizing cocaine?
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# ? May 5, 2015 12:57 |
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Kanthulhu posted:Would he support legalizing cocaine? cocaine is no fun unless it's illegal.
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# ? May 5, 2015 13:05 |
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mastervj posted:My favorite is the vaguely ethnic couple on the right that clocks at SIX HUNDER AND FIFTY THOUSAND loving DOLLARS. look it's an accurate representation of black workers in america. are you a racist or something?
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# ? May 5, 2015 13:35 |
at 650k a year i'm pretty sure i could raise a trailer parks worth of crotch spawn at the poverty level.
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# ? May 5, 2015 13:36 |
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This is amazing. Like on top of all the "average income" bullshit they even dressed the token black man in the whitest loving outfit ever.
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:12 |
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hemophilia posted:at 650k a year i'm pretty sure i could raise a trailer parks worth of crotch spawn at the poverty level. job creator
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:12 |
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They all look so sad. I don't even know why they're bothering to work with tax rates that high. Wouldn't they be better off dropping out and living off the sweet teat of big government?
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jarofpiss posted:They all look so sad. I don't even know why they're bothering to work with tax rates that high. Wouldn't they be better off dropping out and living off the sweet teat of big government? they don't even all look sad. asian businesslady is pissed and single parent is doing the dreamworks face for some reason
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:27 |
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All the women are wearing the same suit. Maybe they meant to put the cents symbol instead of the dollar symbol in front of the figures? Really trying to figure out how that got published lol
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:31 |
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I'm just glad the artist managed to capture the pain on the faces. Truly the Steinbeck of our time. Really though maybe if any of them could be bothered to put on a loving tie they'd get somewhere in this world. Dress for he job you want, not the one you have I always say.
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:34 |
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if you're retired and have an income less than 180k you are a poor excuse for a human being
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# ? May 5, 2015 15:17 |
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what were you even doing those 65 years? clearly not creating jobs
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jarofpiss posted:I'm just glad the artist managed to capture the pain on the faces. Truly the Steinbeck of our time. Really though maybe if any of them could be bothered to put on a loving tie they'd get somewhere in this world. Dress for he job you want, not the one you have I always say. My lifestyle as a welfare queen deadbeat is stalled until I can choose the proper offensive slogan and/or picture to go on my stained, stretched out t-shirt. I may have to compromise and just go with Big Dog.
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Ronwayne posted:My lifestyle as a welfare queen deadbeat is stalled until I can choose the proper offensive slogan and/or picture to go on my stained, stretched out t-shirt. I may have to compromise and just go with Big Dog. livin it up as a welfare queen rollin on 22.5s in my stretch public transport vehicle
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# ? May 5, 2015 16:04 |
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I want the job the single mother of two has that she can make 260 thousand dollars a year, what the gently caress Also how is she paying that much more in taxes than the single woman making barely anything less than her? Don't you get gigantic deductions for having kids? She needs a better accountant
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# ? May 5, 2015 16:40 |
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this got posted in the (now closed) other thread and I think it is hilarious and everyone should watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJUBOZE26k&t=566s peak Sanders and peak Bachmann, together with a moderator who fails to do any real moderating
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# ? May 5, 2015 16:41 |
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Someone post the "death by guillotine" version tia
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# ? May 5, 2015 16:54 |
Fullhouse posted:this got posted in the (now closed) other thread and I think it is hilarious and everyone should watch it man wolf blitzer is just the worst
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# ? May 5, 2015 16:58 |
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a moderator that doesn't do any moderating you say?
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Otto von Ruthless posted:man wolf blitzer is just the worst wolf blitzer held out hope that romney would win in 2012 even longer than fox news did
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did yuo know that the australian minimum wage is 20 dollars an hour??? neither did the australians!
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