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Papercut posted:No, the real question is where do you live that pizza for 2 costs $60 AND $45k per year is considered anything but poverty level. Atlanta or Nashville would qualify. And she was probably more impressed with the tip/him unexpectedly paying for everything than the actual $100 bill. Christ, you bitter fuckers are bitter.
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I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. She goes out in the middle of the night, maybe 1am on Saturday, to go gently caress a stranger. When she gets there, he's whiskey drunk to hell and back. She's willing to overlook that, and they settle in to listen to some music. Turns out they like similar stuff. But when she tries to get the guy to listen to a band he's never heard, he actually tells her, "there's no possible way you could put on a better band right now. I'm actually doing you a favor here. Whatever you'd play, I'd just hate, and then I'd wind-up hating you." She stormed out. And that, goons, is how one torpedoes a late-night hookup, when the girl is DTF and already in your room. People amaze me.
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May 5, 2015 17:43
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. sorry but that guy owns
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May 5, 2015 17:45
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. "A Date with LeoMarr"
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May 5, 2015 18:30
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Slam Whale
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Aferisan posted:Slam Whale HOT rear end BEAT CLAP
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May 5, 2015 19:07
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:i think the funniest thing is that he calls himself the virburglar Worst McDonald's character ever.
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May 5, 2015 19:18
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SaltLick posted:real women are turned on by $2 bills come get some dick curvy goonettes 
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May 5, 2015 19:23
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May 5, 2015 19:27
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does it bother anyone else that SA uses gizz instead of the proper spelling of jizz for its emoticon?
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May 5, 2015 19:28
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goon jizz?
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May 5, 2015 19:28
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Glitter jizz. Really loving hurts to get it in your eye.
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May 5, 2015 19:51
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:HOT rear end BEAT CLAP
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May 5, 2015 21:53
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. I have a feeling both of them are fat.
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May 5, 2015 22:05
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm still friends with my ex, and she's been playing the OKC field for the last couple weeks. We both rent rooms in the same house currently. he was brave enough to say what we were all thinking.
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May 5, 2015 22:56
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Bimmi posted:Who the gently caress goes out to dinner for a first date. Grab a drink or a coffee after work like a an adult you washouts. ahaha what the hell is this ?
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May 5, 2015 22:56
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opus111 posted:ahaha what the hell is this ? the most boring dater in the world
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May 5, 2015 23:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxBsXzvENpo mike leach owns btw
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May 5, 2015 23:07
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Everyone who responded and kept reading LeoMarr's crap is an idiot please don't date
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May 6, 2015 00:52
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LeoMarr posted:Well because I actually am not a human being we started with salads (7.50 each), then had calamari (10.50) appetizers then pizza (2 slices each, medium pepperoni) (15.00) and desert 10.00. Calamari? What is is about inverted pig anus that's so appealing? Do you think anyone believes this?
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May 6, 2015 02:19
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staberind posted:Calamari? I'm more confused by "2 slices each, medium pepperoni"
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:I'm more confused by "2 slices each, medium pepperoni" what youve never seen a fat person before. two shouldnt be much more of a surprise they tend to huddle together for safety when in the wilderness.
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May 6, 2015 03:11
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I'm getting nothing but jet-setting yoga enthusiasts who won't message back and the one person who did immediately started sending me gross pictures so I think I'm about done with this.
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May 6, 2015 03:15
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man nurse posted:I'm getting nothing but jet-setting yoga enthusiasts who won't message back and the one person who did immediately started sending me gross pictures so I think I'm about done with this. OKCupid is for gross pictures and flame wars.
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May 6, 2015 03:25
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LeoMarr posted:no. it was not the amount that mattered it was the fact that i paid for the meal in its entirity that made her flabbergasted. her last few dates were all half and halfs or she would end up paying/picking them up. why arent you dying for your country already
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i really hope the virgburglar finishes his probation soon because i'd love to ask him if he thinks the reason he can't hold down any kind of relationship is his deep-rooted hatred/suspicion of every womanLeoMarr posted:I am the virgburglar LeoMarr posted:It's a deep rooted california girl idea that men have to bend over backwards to appease them. LeoMarr posted:gently caress gold diggers LeoMarr posted:there are some very crafty women out there LeoMarr posted:I really would like to find a girl that isn't just a gently caress or an eye candy to flex infront of average joe. If I could find a girl that wasn't just handling my stupid rear end and loving me because I'm hot apparently (This is news to me I think I transitioned into hotness with the last 5 lbs I've lost in the past week and a half. The transition was fast, but I did notice a table of chicks checking me out as I walked to the bathroom. Like the eyes followed the whole way it was a huge ego boost) and instead was a normal person who had hobbies and interests that I was okay with and wasn't a complete bitch. plus i'm dying to know if bentley girl gave him nob-rot or not LeoMarr posted:Because this will be the third time I get chlamidia for the third loving time I will be literally shaking  
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May 6, 2015 11:28
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How do you open with a calimari appetizer and then eat pizza.
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Groovelord Neato posted:How do you open with a calimari appetizer and then eat pizza. also who the gently caress orders 2 slices of pizza, you eat a loving pizza or you don't eat a loving pizza what do you have a gastric band fitted?
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May 6, 2015 11:53
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Impress your woman with your appetite when you order an entire pizza for yourself and eat it down in front of her, don't forget to lubricate the throat with a few free refills of Dew
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:what do you have a gastric band fitted?
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:also who the gently caress orders 2 slices of pizza, you eat a loving pizza or you don't eat a loving pizza what do you have a gastric band fitted?  Edit: according to a quick search, some malls food courts also DO have restaurants that sell calamari. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:10 on May 6, 2015 |
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vyst posted:Impress your woman with your appetite when you order an entire pizza for yourself and eat it down in front of her, don't forget to lubricate the throat with a few free refills of Dew I okcupid dated a girl from glasgow one time and we got a takeout deal consisting of 2 large pizzas, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large chips, a box of southern fried chicken, onion rings and a big bottle of cola all for 20 quid and we scoffed the lot down. Impressed the poo poo out of me.
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man nurse posted:I'm getting nothing but jet-setting yoga enthusiasts who won't message back and the one person who did immediately started sending me gross pictures so I think I'm about done with this. Welcome to the Internet
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:I okcupid dated a girl from glasgow one time and we got a takeout deal consisting of 2 large pizzas, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large chips, a box of southern fried chicken, onion rings and a big bottle of cola all for 20 quid and we scoffed the lot down. Impressed the poo poo out of me. I feel sorry for your toilet
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May 6, 2015 16:17
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Dating fat people while fat sounds like a lot of fun if expensive
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May 6, 2015 16:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvlkXfr_R5E 1st date bang bang sounds pretty fun maybe even make it bang^3
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I am looking for a serious relationship, and if that isn't what you're into then please don't waste my time. Also, please do not ask me to be your third unless you're talking about a polyfidelotous triad.
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chicklet teeth always seem to pop up on some really cute girls and it destroys the entire package. its really unfortunate
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May 6, 2015 22:41
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OK I officially don't get OKCupid - it's easy to hookup on there but the last few girls that I've hooked up with have gone TOTALLY cold (no contact) after hooking up a few times. Like we'll go out, have a couple drinks and go back to my place. Then we'll do it again... And then a few times after that, and then NO CONTACT EVER AGAIN! I'm not getting clingy - I make it known after the second date that I don't go into this whole thing looking for any specific thing but I'm down with dating. I don't think I'm a "player" - I don't hook up with people I wouldn't want to see again. Do girls just get weird about casual dating or something? They've all been cool people....
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SaltLick posted:chicklet teeth always seem to pop up on some really cute girls and it destroys the entire package. its really unfortunate Yea I'm not a fan. Same with horse gums
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