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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Is Terrible Garage Stuff okay?

I changed the oil in my car, backed it out of the garage, pulled the door down and SPROINGGGGG, one of the tension cables somehow unwound itself from the cable reel and the door jammed since it was only suspended from one side.

It was such a nice day up to that point.

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surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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surebet
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Pretty sure the wheels, whatever links to the wheels and the side mirror will be toast anyhow.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Extra posted:

The catalytic converter did not seem to want to shift downward after removing the 3 nuts attaching the exhaust manifold to the catalytic converter. The process of moving the catalytic converter seems to require the removal of 2 nuts to remove a bracket attaching the catalytic converter to the engine block, and the removal of 2 nuts and 2 bolts attaching the catalytic converter to the rest of the exhaust system. Attempting to remove the cat -> engine bracket nuts and the cat -> exhaust pipe nuts with a large breaker bar was unsuccessful most likely due to the high amount of rust present and a lack of strength.

I do appreciate the advice and perhaps if I didn't live in rust country dropping the cat would be the best idea. I'm a tad worried about damaging or not being able to re-attach a $200 piece of emission equipment. Long term I will head to the junkyard and grab some non horribly rusted attachment hardware and replace it.


:smith:

You can trash that bracket, I pulled mine off when the car was three years old and never looked back. You probably don't even have to disconnect the cat from the flex pipe either...you just need enough of a gap to slip a socket between the two parts.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

surebet posted:

Pretty sure the wheels, whatever links to the wheels and the side mirror will be toast anyhow.

As little as those weigh? I'd say maybe the mirror at most.

I mean, it just wanted a nap anyway.

angryhampster posted:

To change the PCV valve in a 1st-gen Mazda 6 (and I think the 3 as well) you have to remove the intake manifold. What a mess.

Same with Nissan's KA24DE.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 22:30 on May 3, 2015

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

damnit. quote not edit. quote not edit. QUOTE NOT EDIT.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Awwww it's sleeping :3:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


So aside from the fact he put 19's on a lancer .... I'm assuming with AWD you can't stagger the tires, like this fellow did.

The AWD portion probably started pulling itself apart

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
It's not that you can't stagger necessarily but the circumference is totally different - there's like a full inch of difference in the diameter.

The error with the cranked steering is the S-AWC system on the Lancer freaking out. It's not just the AWD system but all the electronics that come along with it including the torque vectoring and other stuff. Since it primarily works off of wheel speed sensors, it'd be hard to compensate for the situation.

The same thing on a Subaru would eat the centre diff. Dunno about the DCCD cars, maybe it throws an error and then tries to put it into a safe mode that will eventually eat the centre diff anyway.

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 23:14 on May 3, 2015

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


His rears would be 83.9" circumference, his fronts 80". at 60 mph his front axles would be turning 792 RPM, his rears 755 RPM. at 3.944 final drive, that's 3123 RPM on the front, 2978rpm on the rear. nearly 150 RPM difference on a clutch style AWD system.

AWD lancers have a 4x4 style selector switch, where you can turn it to 2wd to safe fuel/wear. Of course no AWD lancer has ever been turned to that 2wd setting because rallycar.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Powershift posted:

AWD lancers have a 4x4 style selector switch, where you can turn it to 2wd to safe fuel/wear. Of course no AWD lancer has ever been turned to that 2wd setting because rallycar.

Huh. My MS6 has a thing where if you pull the ebrake one click it goes FWD. Kind of the same thing?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rhyno posted:

Huh. My MS6 has a thing where if you pull the ebrake one click it goes FWD. Kind of the same thing?

No, it has an actual button that cycles between 2wd, 4wd, and 4wd lock. That is assuming Mitsubishi remembers to install the button, sometimes they don't.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Powershift posted:

No, it has an actual button that cycles between 2wd, 4wd, and 4wd lock. That is assuming Mitsubishi remembers to install the button, sometimes they don't.

Haha, Chrysler of Japan indeed.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Can't post for 10 years!

Powershift posted:

No, it has an actual button that cycles between 2wd, 4wd, and 4wd lock.

Oooooh, Neat!

Powershift posted:

That is assuming Mitsubishi remembers to install the button, sometimes they don't.

The gently caress.

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

He's travelling at 100km/h while taking a photograph in a car which is doing his best to tell him to stop now, if not sooner.

Write back to him and tell him the oxygen sensor has gone bad, but he can recalibrate it by running the car in a closed garage until it stalls.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

IPCRESS posted:

He's travelling at 100km/h while taking a photograph in a car which is doing his best to tell him to stop now, if not sooner.

Write back to him and tell him the oxygen sensor has gone bad, but he can recalibrate it by running the car in a closed garage until it stalls.

Guaranteed he's not getting rid of those sick rims no matter what responses he gets

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Vanagoon posted:

When http://www.taurusclub.com/ exists, the probe enthusiasts must see themselves as rather sporting.

can confirm, i drove a 90's taurus for a while because it was $400 and i had a coworker who was unironically all about ford probes and he jumped on the opportunity to look down upon probably the only car he could

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Tashan Dorrsett posted:

can confirm, i drove a 90's taurus for a while because it was $400 and i had a coworker who was unironically all about ford probes and he jumped on the opportunity to look down upon probably the only car he could

Taurusi (?) have the SHO, so at least they have some cool car too look up to. Probes, eh.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

First gen Probes, IIRC, offered a 4 cyl turbo.

I remember being pissed off at my dad for passing on the turbo because he wanted a V6 so much more, despite having less power and only coming with an automatic.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


8ender posted:

Guaranteed he's not getting rid of those sick rims no matter what responses he gets

He can keep the rimzzz, but he needs equal-sized tires.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

some texas redneck posted:

First gen Probes, IIRC, offered a 4 cyl turbo.

I remember being pissed off at my dad for passing on the turbo because he wanted a V6 so much more, despite having less power and only coming with an automatic.

I was going to make a snarky comment about how the V6 of the Probe era was a whopping 1.8 LITERS OF POWER, but it appears that the Probe V6 was either the 3L Vulcan in the first gen, or the 2.5L K-series Mazda engine in the second gen. Looks like the only car sold in the US that got the 1.8L version was the Mazda 323, which was the same as in the Probe just with less displacement.

The More You Know™!

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
MX-3 you mean. :)
Swapping in the 2.5L KL is popular.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





KozmoNaut posted:

He can keep the rimzzz, but he needs equal-sized tires.

Well, and possibly a new transfer case / tranny / however ChryslerOfJapan handles that sort of thing.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Tashan Dorrsett posted:

can confirm, i drove a 90's taurus for a while because it was $400 and i had a coworker who was unironically all about ford probes and he jumped on the opportunity to look down upon probably the only car he could

I drove a 99 Taurus for a few months and while it looked ugly it had comfortable seats, A/C that worked, good visibility, lots of space, and unlike the 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage I just finished renting, it could actually loving accelerate to normal speed in a reasonable time.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

IOwnCalculus posted:

ChryslerOfJapan

Wow, harsh.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

The Midniter posted:

I was going to make a snarky comment about how the V6 of the Probe era was a whopping 1.8 LITERS OF POWER, but it appears that the Probe V6 was either the 3L Vulcan in the first gen, or the 2.5L K-series Mazda engine in the second gen. Looks like the only car sold in the US that got the 1.8L version was the Mazda 323, which was the same as in the Probe just with less displacement.

The More You Know™!

His was a Vulcan. Surprisingly, the Vulcan can go over 60k without an oil change - he just added oil when the "low oil light" came on (hint: it's not a low oil light). He'd toss in 1-2 quarts and keep driving until the light came on again.

It smoked like a motherfucker when he traded it in, and wondered why he only got $1k for a car he'd paid over $10k for 3 years prior (he got it with something like 3k miles). It'd seen one oil change the entire time he had it, and one car wash, and the interior was packed with empty beer cans and empty packs of cigarettes when he got rid of it, with one window propped up by a piece of wood in the door.

He really doesn't treat his current cars any better (aside from not drinking at all, and not smoking inside them), even though he now buys brand new and always gets ~3 years of free maintenance included. And still doesn't get why he doesn't get jack poo poo when he trades them in and why they tell him his warranty isn't valid when they break down. He's currently driving an 04 Acura RL that's never had an oil change, it's also learned quite a few knock knock jokes and blows a bit of smoke at startup (oil light also stays on a good 20-30 seconds on a cold start). Every time I visit, he wonders why I insist on either renting a car or driving my own car down. It's because I maintain my cars, I don't want to get stuck on the side of the road, especially with how hilly my hometown is.

My stepmom's Lexus hybrid is in even worse shape. I have no idea how you can trash the interior of a luxury SUV that badly in 4 years, and almost every warning light was lit up on it when I moved it out of the garage to fix their garage door opener (which was literally attached by 1 bolt and trying to torque itself off the mounts every time they opened/closed it). Flashing CEL, some light related to the hybrid system, ABS, brake, TPMS.. I think the only light not lit up was the alternator light.

(door opener had sheared 3 of 4 bolts and had cracked the remaining mounting hole, stepmom didn't see any problem with it.. her father lives down the street and walked in while I was fixing it, I showed him pictures of how it looked before I started fixing it... holy poo poo, never get in the way of a retired Army man when he's ripping his daughter a new rear end in a top hat for being stupid :stonklol:. it also had a broken spring on the door, he immediately called a repair company and wrote them a check, and told me his daughter or my dad would be paying for it.. good for him)

Probably getting a bit rant on this part, but when my mom was married to my dad, he would never fix anything around the house until it was completely non-operational, then find the cheapest way to nurse it along until it became $$$$, then find some family member willing to fix it for cheap. He never believed in preventive maintenance - and he was in the military. I still hold some grudges against him for that, and also against him because I always wind up with a 50+ item "honey do" list every time I visit. Ranging from as simple as "we can't figure out how to turn off the attic light" (... get a ladder, go up there, pull the chain) to "this faucet has been dripping nonstop for years", the best one was "our pool recirculation pump died 7 years ago, can you fix it?". I took one look at the water in the pool and said "I can, but we're looking at 4-5 figures for me to even touch it, I want absolutely nothing to do with this poo poo, you're better off calling a real pool company" (it's still not fixed, 5 years later, and they have a decent mosquito breeding pool).

Phew. E/N moment took over for a moment there. Sorry about that. :smith:

IOwnCalculus posted:

Well, and possibly a new transfer case / tranny / however ChryslerOfJapan handles that sort of thing.

I thought that was Nissan?

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 07:50 on May 5, 2015

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Jan 10, 2013

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Pham Nuwen posted:

I drove a 99 Taurus for a few months and while it looked ugly it had comfortable seats, A/C that worked, good visibility, lots of space, and unlike the 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage I just finished renting, it could actually loving accelerate to normal speed in a reasonable time.

My 96 oval Taurus was pretty good except for the 3 transmissions it ate in 150k miles.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

FogHelmut posted:

My 96 oval Taurus was pretty good except for the 3 transmissions it ate in 150k miles.

Beat me to it. The AX4N was one of the least reliable transmissions I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with. My ex's '99 Taurus munched two of them in 60k miles, but at least it was clunky and unrefined, too!

Definitely right thread.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Aurune posted:

Of course it's a Prius.


Main article:
http://tollroadsnews.com/news/fiery-crash-at-bergen-toll-plaza-on-garden-state-parkway---memories-of-stratford-ct-1983
In other news, there is a toll road news site?!

Should have gotten an EZPass.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

What was the thought process leading up to this?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

veedubfreak posted:

What was the thought process leading up to this?

"Oh yay SO sent me a text, let's read it! Oh poo poo that telephone pole is coming up quick, time to stand on the brakes and swerve!"

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


veedubfreak posted:

What was the thought process leading up to this?

"Check this out, here hold my beer"

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
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puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 4, 2020

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006


Roll over... Roll over... Roll over... Good car.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



veedubfreak posted:

What was the thought process leading up to this?

"oh gently caress, a speed bump! Better stomp my brakes and go over it at an angle."

pctD
Aug 25, 2009



Pillbug

Yikes. Is that their arm coming out the window and being crushed by the roof?

Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

:lol: guy in blue walkin and swingin his rag, car rolls over a few feet away from him, takes a couple quick steps, then keeps on walkin and swingin the rag, completely out of fucks to give :wooper:

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Jan 20, 2008


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I suppose it makes me a miserable piece of poo poo but if I was gives-no-fucks rag guy I'd have to lean down to the window and say something like "way to go genius! You hosed up"

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