Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Badger of Basra posted:

holy crap juve beat real madrid

eat a dick cristiano

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Foppery
Dec 27, 2013

I POSSESS THE POWER CHRONIC

My Imaginary GF posted:

Yeah, I'd imagine the 1850-1900 era could be quite problematic when you're black.

I'm pretty sure this was a Louis CK bit

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Foppery posted:

I'm pretty sure this was a Louis CK bit

he mentioned it but its also readily apparent to p much every black person who has had any kind of decent education in history. i wouldnt even really want to go back to the 90s ffs. white people ruin time travel for us.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

go forward in time, augment yourself with roboparts

With my luck, I'd go in thinking I'd signed up for some life-extending synthetic organs and auto-immune regulators, then next thing I know I'm fighting a wuxia swordsman in cyberpunk distopian China

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Badger of Basra posted:

places with coal:
-england
-kentucky
-south africa

looks like racism causes coal deposits

places with the high quality coal deposits though:
russia
china
ukraine
vietnam
north korea
peru
pennslyvania
colorado
british columbia
alberta

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

he mentioned it but its also readily apparent to p much every black person who has had any kind of decent education in history. i wouldnt even really want to go back to the 90s ffs. white people ruin time travel for us.

nutranurse invents time travel and goes to the future, only to find out that the roberts court declared the non-killing of blacks to be unconstitutional long ago

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Small Frozen Thing posted:

With my luck, I'd go in thinking I'd signed up for some life-extending synthetic organs and auto-immune regulators, then next thing I know I'm fighting a wuxia swordsman in cyberpunk distopian China

you say this like its a bad thing

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

push pressed 205# today :hellyeah:

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Nintendo Kid posted:

places with the high quality coal deposits though:
russia
china
ukraine
vietnam
north korea
peru
pennslyvania
colorado
british columbia
alberta

point still holds then?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jagchosis posted:

nutranurse invents time travel and goes to the future, only to find out that the roberts court declared the non-killing of blacks to be unconstitutional long ago

yeah but then id just say gently caress it and speed right ahead to the heat death of the universe

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

that was funnily enough the impetus for my posting

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The Warszawa posted:

point still holds then?

who are peruvians racist against since everyone else in latin america is racist against them

bolivians?

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

who are peruvians racist against since everyone else in latin america is racist against them

bolivians?

other peruvians

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

you say this like its a bad thing

Man, I don't wanna be some chinese guy's monster of the week

Pictured: Not really my bag

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Man, I don't wanna be some chinese guy's monster of the week

Pictured: Not really my bag

just you watch v/s is gonna come in here and tell us this is hot

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
ok thats frightening

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


Small Frozen Thing posted:

There's a pretty limited range of time periods I'd be able to exist in, let alone enjoy

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i made my first successful blind mortise and tenon today and i'm p proud of myself

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

ok thats frightening

Urobuchi Gen's a weird guy

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
if i had to spend a summer in east asia i'd hang myself

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
tbh small frozen thing you prolly could make it real nice as a medieval court fixture or something.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I'd be dead any time before 1903

I'd be eating radioactive oatmeal in an institute before the 1970s

There's a pretty limited range of time periods I'd be able to exist in, let alone enjoy

roman syria?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

after studying antiquity i would never travel to that time period

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Am I missing something about the terrible form here? Is this some kind of weird core workout and all the flailing works into that?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Am I missing something about the terrible form here? Is this some kind of weird core workout and all the flailing works into that?

she's also uh

pregnant

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

nutranurse posted:

after studying antiquity i would never travel to that time period

they did have a trans god-king

tho, when the legions come back, they'd prolly kill all trans just to make sure

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I need a medication that wasn't discovered until the 20th century to survive

Other than that, yeah, I could probably be some lordling's pet little person

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"Home ownership is a cornerstone of the American Dream" LOL

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


nutranurse posted:

he mentioned it but its also readily apparent to p much every black person who has had any kind of decent education in history. i wouldnt even really want to go back to the 90s ffs. white people ruin time travel for us.

octavia butler doesn't

well no yeah that story is a big bummer

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I need a medication that wasn't discovered until the 20th century to survive

Other than that, yeah, I could probably be some lordling's pet little person

you could also get ape testicles implanted to produce the necessary hormones

its a technique used before the invention of artificial hormones

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"Home ownership is a cornerstone of the American Dream" LOL

The American dream is changing. Home ownership ain't my dream, well, not in the suburbs. Home ownership limits one's mobility, and in a global world, you never know where you'll need to go.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Badger of Basra posted:

she's also uh

pregnant

No, no I see that. It's the complete disregard for how to do a proper pull up that really gets to me though.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

My Imaginary GF posted:

you could also get ape testicles implanted to produce the necessary hormones

What.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
back when i did tae kwon do i saw some kids do pushups by humping the floor instead of flexing their triceps

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Am I missing something about the terrible form here? Is this some kind of weird core workout and all the flailing works into that?

basically, yes

maintaining rhythym on the kipping requires core strength, punctuated by what's more like a ring row at the top

works different muscles (more back, less biceps) than a strict pullup

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yeah, and ape blood can be transfused into humans.

Medical experiments in the late 19th and early 20th centuries be cray.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Urobuchi Gen's a weird guy

what is that from? because as my avatar suggests, i dig his poo poo

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

That's goat, though. Post-WW1, ape ball transplantation became an established medical procedure for veterans who lost their balls in the war.

Too bad Hitler only lost one, had he lost both, he could have gotten an ape ball transplantation inventing him with HIVcpz1-g

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

I could buy the idea that it's Kyubey luring all the girls from the Western world who travel to join ISIS. Very in character.

  • Locked thread