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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



vintage bernie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZC4ye-ySJs

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fullhouse posted:

it's cool though because she's a lady and a lady being the president is the most important issue affecting our country right now

Her first action as genius president will be firing the whole country and then using the US budget to do HP stock buybacks.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
don't spurn the bern

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

420 Bern it everyday

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
ok quoting myself once is fine, twice in a row, gently caress that. way to not load the post after i refreshed three times.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Under the vegetable posted:

ok quoting myself once is fine, twice in a row, gently caress that. way to not load the post after i refreshed three times.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Under the vegetable posted:

ok quoting myself once is fine, twice in a row, gently caress that. way to not load the post after i refreshed three times.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Under the vegetable posted:

ok quoting myself once is fine, twice in a row, gently caress that. way to not load the post after i refreshed three times.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

Under the vegetable posted:

ok quoting myself once is fine, twice in a row, gently caress that. way to not load the post after i refreshed three times.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
combo breakin 4 hillary :woop:

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
thanks.

-Misfit-
Apr 20, 2005

I come in the name of Jesus Christ by the power of the holy spirit Bitch!

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Bjørnie Sånddërs

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
usul has called a big one -- again, it is the prophecy

*sandwurm breaches and breaks up the big banks*

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I heard they are already adding Bernie to Mt. Rushmore.

Congrats Bern, you earned it.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

would bernie sanders even last 4 years in the white house? I mean I want him to win but he is like 20 trillion years old

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
He will outlive us all by leeching the life force of the .1%

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Bernie Sanders is the spanish boats at the end of apocalypto

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
He's the chick in the pig mask at the end of Saw, slamming the door on tax-dodging fatcats

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Something Else posted:

He will outlive us all by leeching the life force of the .1%

I think you mean bathing in the blood spurting from they neck-stumps after the guillotining.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

as much as i like the guy and his ideas it really does look like hes too old for the rigors of a modern presidential campaign

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

babypolis posted:

as much as i like the guy and his ideas it really does look like hes too old for the rigors of a modern presidential campaign

However, the spirit of socialism berns inside him.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
Raise taxes higher than they've ever seen
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
You know the Koch brothers are not kosher
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
So tell them that the oligarchy is over

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Insane power level

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Whew just got back from my morning walk with my dog and boy the day seemed a little brighter here on the 7th day of the Sandstorm. Also my dog has learned to talk but all he will say so far is "Bernie 2016"

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
General Bullshit > Bernie Sanders for POTUS: Welcome to The Bern Ward.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

It's Wednesday and we've only piled on an extra 7 pages to this thread. Got to keep this thing movin. I know everyone's fingers are tired and all but just hink about how tired the tiny fingers of the child that made your smartphone, that you could be using to post right now, are.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

babypolis posted:

as much as i like the guy and his ideas it really does look like hes too old for the rigors of a modern presidential campaign

he has a 600lb deadlift. politifact rating:true

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Not exactly the most flattering image to use on a t-shirt

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/99014548/bernie-speaks-ii_tshirt?productId=1586149627

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

haha. that's funny but i hope any real campaign shirts or merch or whatever he winds up doing have a sane looking picture on them

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

haha. that's funny but i hope any real campaign shirts or merch or whatever he winds up doing have a sane looking picture on them

This is the only official campaign photo I've seen and he looks pretty good, but socialists always look good to me. Its like political beer googles. Bern googles.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

gently caress the Republic. posted:

General Bullshit > Bernie Sanders for POTUS: Welcome to The Bern Ward.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

InterFaced posted:

This is the only official campaign photo I've seen and he looks pretty good, but socialists always look good to me. Its like political beer googles. Bern googles.


best lookin guy in the race if i do say so myself

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
dude looks like he's gonna slobber more than that walrus king on jar jar's planet

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apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

How do we convince women that Hillary is actually a dude or that Bernie is a chick? I think this is key because otherwise they are going to vote for Hillary because they think she has lady parts and it would be totally cool to have a president that is not an old guy but can we just wait until it is someone that is not as terrible as Hillary please?????


<----- Not A Sexist (I think)

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