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Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Did... he just break an oven for a 1 min youtube video?

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I thought the point of this thread is it had to be either garbage food (not subjectively) or bad pictures of food.

Did I gently caress up with orange bread flap on greasy paper plate?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Best thread title so far.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

what have I wrought

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!
A pizza fit for a Pizza Hitler.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Not My Leg posted:

A pizza fit for a Pizza Hitler.


So that's what the ovens were for

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Not My Leg posted:

A pizza fit for a Pizza Hitler.


That's not a swastika! The pepperonis are sort of pizza fences, to keep toppings from straying too far. You know, so the stuff you don't want near your part of the pizza stays in its hang on where are you going

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Code Jockey posted:

So that's what the ovens were for

:vince:

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
I've been on a diet and 99% of the things in this thread now look good to me. The only ones I wouldn't eat are the ones made from people's fluids.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I laughed

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Code Jockey posted:

So that's what the ovens were for

I am a bad person for laughing at this.

I am a really, really bad Jew for laughing at this.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

pookel posted:

I am a bad person for laughing at this.

I am a really, really bad Jew for laughing at this.

Yes, you should be sad that this pizza isn't kosher.

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

How did the cheese get circular and the tomato square?!?!?!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Derek of the Andes posted:

How did the cheese get circular and the tomato square?!?!?!

Check out this scrub who doesn't understand pizza

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Pshhhhhht. Would. Unapologetically.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
The Luther Burger is an American classic and possibly the greatest contribution Luther Vandross made to the culture of this fine nation. It's a real coin toss between the burger and A House is Not a Home.

twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!
Barred out and probsbly won't remember this, but I just put a tiny bit of alfredo on popcorn. Drunk food heaven.


I sincerely hope I don't remember this so I don't hate myself tomorrow.

Sorry no pics :(

twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!
Eating popcorn with a spoon. Horribly wrong or horribly right?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

twice burned ice posted:

Eating popcorn with a spoon. Horribly wrong or horribly right?

spoon?

ladle

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Under the vegetable posted:

The Luther Burger is an American classic and possibly the greatest contribution Luther Vandross made to the culture of this fine nation. It's a real coin toss between the burger and A House is Not a Home.

I remember giving in and trying donut burgers at 3 different places and it was always gross and made no sense

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Code Jockey posted:

So that's what the ovens were for

Who would have gassed?

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

twice burned ice posted:

Barred out and probsbly won't remember this, but I just put a tiny bit of alfredo on popcorn. Drunk food heaven.


I sincerely hope I don't remember this so I don't hate myself tomorrow.

Sorry no pics :(

Godspeed

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

twice burned ice posted:

Barred out and probsbly won't remember this, but I just put a tiny bit of alfredo on popcorn. Drunk food heaven.


I sincerely hope I don't remember this so I don't hate myself tomorrow.

Sorry no pics :(

Totally going to try home made popcorn with a dash of Cesar dressing now.

You have inspired the anti-food porn.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Pizza talk is fascinating



Unashamedly would

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Also if you're not dumb you get a gas stove, big cast iron pan, get it retardedly hot and pan fry the base of the pizza in olive oil, just one side, before putting it in the oven if you don't have a top tier pizza oven or wood fire

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

McSpergin posted:

Also if you're not dumb you get a gas stove, big cast iron pan, get it retardedly hot and pan fry the base of the pizza in olive oil, just one side, before putting it in the oven if you don't have a top tier pizza oven or wood fire

i did this and it works

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/10/pizzadilla-quesadilla-pizza-quesadizza.html

I probably wouldnt get it screaming hot and then use olive oil though

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Pistoph
Jul 4, 2014

Derek of the Andes posted:

How did the cheese get circular and the tomato square?!?!?!

Pretty sure the cheese burned where it wasn't touching tomato. Hth

Also, speaking of double-downs, I found this:

How do you bite into this without the rice going everywhere?

Pistoph has a new favorite as of 15:55 on May 6, 2015

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Pistoph posted:

Pretty sure the cheese burned where it wasn't touching tomato. Hth

Tomato has a lot of liquid and if I remember correctly, cheese browns like that when it starts to dry out.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Haverchuck posted:

i did this and it works

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/10/pizzadilla-quesadilla-pizza-quesadizza.html

I probably wouldnt get it screaming hot and then use olive oil though

Yeah for home pizzas I use a preheated cast iron pan, a pita bread (rather than a tortilla), and avocado oil.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Derek of the Andes posted:

How did the cheese get circular and the tomato square?!?!?!

You're bad at looking at things.





content:

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Trent posted:

You're bad at looking at things.





content:


This is art

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
This is not what mug cake is supposed to mean.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Looks like someone used too many huevos and not enough rancheros.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


does this sort of thing let the atoms out?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Catching up with 200 new posts and seeing some perfectly good pizzas having to take a whole lotta poo poo from the country that contains the city of Chicago. :colbert:

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Despite not categorically hating it myself, I think all of America can agree that St. Louis has the worst style of American pizza. Super-thin crust, provel (provolone-flavored American cheese) instead of real cheese, and laughably overpriced most places.



Yet the Imo's near me gives you the option of ordering it with mozzarella and a thicker crust, and it is somehow worse.

Also if you can't appreciate a good Chicago deep dish, I don't even wanna know you. It's not my favorite pizza or anything, but it's not a casserole anymore than New York pizza is grease-soaked cardboard.

Edit: Why isn't there more of a pizza rivalry between New York and New Haven? It's much closer, and holy poo poo I have never had better apizza anywhere than I've had in New Haven.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 21:48 on May 6, 2015

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Rollersnake posted:

Despite not categorically hating it myself, I think all of America can agree that St. Louis has the worst style of American pizza. Super-thin crust, provel (provolone-flavored American cheese) instead of real cheese, and laughably overpriced most places.



Yet the Imo's near me gives you the option of ordering it with mozzarella and a thicker crust, and it is somehow worse.

Also if you can't appreciate a good Chicago deep dish, I don't even wanna know you. It's not my favorite pizza or anything, but it's not a casserole anymore than New York pizza is grease-soaked cardboard.

That's the one pizza rule: St. Louis style is clearly the worst. I don't even have to try it after I read up about Provel

quote:

"It's not even legally cheese," Friedlander tells The Salt. "It's melted plastic from the '80s."
...
"People from St. Louis love it," Tom Coll, owner of Joe Fassi Sausage & Sandwich Factory on the Hill, the city's Italian neighborhood, tells The Salt. "When we switched to provolone, people wanted the Provel."

St. Louis natives talk a great deal about how it's buttery and smoky and doesn't melt all over everything like traditional pizza cheese.

"I like cheese that's a little sharper," says Mike McCubbins, who works at the city's central library. "Provel has more tang than, say, mozzarella."

bruh


bruh

:commissar:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Pizza solved

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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

blunt for century posted:

That's the one pizza rule: St. Louis style is clearly the worst. I don't even have to try it after I read up about Provel


bruh


bruh

:commissar:

Provel melts all over anyway—it's just goopy instead of stringy. And if you're the sort of person who likes to eat leftover pizza cold, St. Louis will break you of that habit really fast. :gonk:

It's really good on salads or a salsiccia sandwich, though. Honest.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 21:55 on May 6, 2015

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