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Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.
and hey maybe youll wake up that motherly care instict is some special lucky girl so youll have that surrogate mom with pussy on the side :wiggle:

:69snypa:

Nebelwerfer fucked around with this message at 08:13 on May 7, 2015

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man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


opus111 posted:

brah, no goonette reading this is gonna shag you cos you're getting super mad on their behalf.

lmao, you're serious aren't you

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Baudolino posted:

Cutting someone out like that seems like it could create the very reaction that these women fear. It provokes me at least.
Normal rejection i can deal with. But if you just disappear i am going to keep calling and sending emails until i get a loving response.
Then i`ll never contact you again once i know what`s up.

bye felipe

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Baudolino posted:

Cutting someone out like that seems like it could create the very reaction that these women fear. It provokes me at least.
Normal rejection i can deal with. But if you just disappear i am going to keep calling and sending emails until i get a loving response.
Then i`ll never contact you again once i know what`s up.

Don't...do that.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I went out with a girl a few times from okcupid that was in an open relationship, and it turns out that I couldn't handle that type of crazy situation with a dude sitting in the other room and I just kinda went dark on her. I still feel really bad about it and I kinda wanna say sorry, because she was a sweetheart and was only nice to me.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Fonzarelli posted:

I went out with a girl a few times from okcupid that was in an open relationship
why

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I love Italian but for real gently caress Italian restaurants, eat that poo poo at home.

:hf:

No other people have the temerity to charge you 35 dollars for a pile of noodles.

raton fucked around with this message at 08:45 on May 7, 2015

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004


Dry spell, and she was real a cutie.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

NotDeadYet posted:

"bring back a treat" and "maybe share my food" makes it too easy

nah the polka dots gave it away

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

trashdicks.

red polo shirts
Jan 16, 2015

Ghosting is the best thing ever. It also works on more than just dates, too.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





red polo shirts posted:

Ghosting is the best thing ever. It also works on more than just dates, too.

I think it was better I ghosted on this one girl than explain to her that she had a weird looking vagina that completely scared me off. Sucks because she was nice and fun but gd that vagina was something else.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

SaltLick posted:

I think it was better I ghosted on this one girl than explain to her that she had a weird looking vagina that completely scared me off. Sucks because she was nice and fun but gd that vagina was something else.

:(

red polo shirts
Jan 16, 2015

SaltLick posted:

I think it was better I ghosted on this one girl than explain to her that she had a weird looking vagina that completely scared me off. Sucks because she was nice and fun but gd that vagina was something else.

Post pics

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Or atleast post a link to the closest thing so we can shame you for being picky about how vagina looks

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





neonbregna posted:

Or atleast post a link to the closest thing so we can shame you for being picky about how vagina looks

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
This is gonna be how I kill my morning, thanks.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

drat.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Yawgmoth posted:

This is gonna be how I kill my morning, thanks.

You may think some of them are fake but if you set up your own fake tinder you will realize just how unlikely that is.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

For those of you at work:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






this was precisely my reaction at the time.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

Well that shut everyone up.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction

For those of you too scared to click, imagine a regular pussy trying to eat flapjacks.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


SaltLick posted:

:nws::nws::nws::nws::nws:
http://www.medaesthetics.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Image-1-4-1030x1030.jpg

So instead of the labia being super large and hanging down think more swollen and really "puffy" looking and still protruding out like that. it's as if someone took a pussy pump and only pumped up her labia minora. when youre going down on someone for the first time and that pops out at you it takes you by surprise.


your vagina doesnt need to be perfect looking but this was just...weird and off putting. :shrug: just part of physical attraction


We call this Flesh Lettuce.

naem
May 29, 2011

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Dienes posted:

a regular pussy trying to eat flapjacks.
I bet there's porn of this somewhere.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Not that this isn't a great conversation but

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I love Italian but for real gently caress Italian restaurants, eat that poo poo at home.

Sheep-Goats posted:

:hf:

No other people have the temerity to charge you 35 dollars for a pile of noodles.

spoken like someone who has never been to an actually good Italian restaurant and/or just doesn't know what to order there :colbert:

If you are at an Italian restaurant and being served a pile of noodles, one party has hosed up somehow

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
red sauce american-Italian places are uniformly vaguely crap. actual Italian food is another story. fresh al dente pasta is life changing

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



SaltLick posted:

I think it was better I ghosted on this one girl than explain to her that she had a weird looking vagina that completely scared me off. Sucks because she was nice and fun but gd that vagina was something else.

Dude, you didn't need to explain why. I think a short 'hey, I'm not feeling it' gets it done.

(though now if a guy ghosts on me, I'll be paranoid that I have a weird, unsettling vagina)

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


TenementFunster posted:

this kinda of stupid entitlement is why okc/tinder sucks. just be cool. don't talk to people who don't want to talk to you. don't be a fuckboy

lol that isn't entitlement. Entitlement is flipping out if she fades away. Saying (rightly) it'sw eird and cold if you been intimate with someone and fade isn't entitlement. If it's just been a date or two I don't see a problem with it.

5-HT posted:

i didn't get it until I was like 22 and stopped being a shithead. 29 is beyond pale. when you let go of that insecurity and can take a hint when the fadeaway happens it's amazing how much your life changes for the better.

I've never got the fadeaway but rejection never ever gets easier.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Since I apparently just post in this thread for the drama: If a guy sleeps with a girl and then stops returning her calls without a word, he is the lowest of monsters. Is every woman who has complained about this also entitled?

There was a bit in an Aziz Ansari special about this. Everybody hates being ghosted on, and everybody ghosts anyway

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol that isn't entitlement. Entitlement is flipping out if she fades away. Saying (rightly) it'sw eird and cold if you been intimate with someone and fade isn't entitlement. If it's just been a date or two I don't see a problem with it.

I've never got the fadeaway but rejection never ever gets easier.
it isn't weird if you think about it for more than 10 seconds or consider anyone but yourself.

also if rejection doesn't get easier after the first 2-3 times, seek therapy. nobody wins them all, and you don't always get what you want.

loquacius posted:

If a guy sleeps with a girl and then stops returning her calls without a word, he is the lowest of monsters. Is every woman who has complained about this also entitled?
what are you supposed to say? here is always the reason somebody breaks up with somebody else: "I think I can do better than you." flat out telling somebody that, man or woman, is just cruel. people who get dumped say they want the truth, but they honestly don't.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

I started ghosting after being ghosted on. Rejection totally gets easier to take as you learn more about yourself and what you actually want out of a relationship.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
"hey i think I deserve a tedious, uncomfortable cross-examination about why you don't want to gently caress me anymore" <-- the reason he or he doesn't want to talk to you ever again

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

loquacius posted:

Not that this isn't a great conversation but



spoken like someone who has never been to an actually good Italian restaurant and/or just doesn't know what to order there :colbert:

If you are at an Italian restaurant and being served a pile of noodles, one party has hosed up somehow

Ehhh, I'll keep eating my multiple family member's superior versions of piles of noodles.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TenementFunster posted:

fresh al dente pasta is life changing

when it's hand made in front of you and costs 3.50 because you're in a Chinese place instead of some guido shake down joint.

loquacius posted:

Not that this isn't a great conversation but



spoken like someone who has never been to an actually good Italian restaurant and/or just doesn't know what to order there :colbert:

If you are at an Italian restaurant and being served a pile of noodles, one party has hosed up somehow

Go away Italian.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Ehhh, I'll keep eating my multiple family member's superior versions of piles of noodles.

you get a pass but

Sheep-Goats posted:

when it's hand made in front of you and costs 3.50 because you're in a Chinese place instead of some guido shake down joint.


Go away Italian.

I'm curious, where do you live? I went to a well-regarded Italian restaurant in the South once and the experience was what I imagine it must feel like to be a Mexican at Chipotle

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I live in Vegas now but used to live in NYC. Italian food is the most over priced and over praised stuff on the planet.

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Sheep-Goats posted:

I live in Vegas now but used to live in NYC. Italian food is the most over priced and over praised stuff on the planet.

Italian food is people not realizing that food tastes amazing when actually prepared in a pan/skillet and not just reheated in the oven or microwave.

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