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*EDIT* Oh god what a terrible snipe I'm sorry.
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demonicon posted:There isn't enough for the notion that it is somehow a lenders fault that someone borrowed too much money from him. Cat Mattress posted:Dear demonicon,
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# ? May 5, 2015 20:39 |
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Randler posted:And by what criteria is Deutsche Bank German?
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# ? May 5, 2015 21:33 |
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For that matter, by what criteria is Deutsche Bahn German?
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# ? May 6, 2015 06:52 |
does anyone have a link to the big GIP post about military wives
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# ? May 6, 2015 08:50 |
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The one about the Intel Officer's wife? The one who later on started complaining that he was doing the exact drat things the quote said he would? I'm pretty sure that quoter is the most banned human on SA, but he does regularly post pragmatic and/or realistic content on D&D, so...
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# ? May 6, 2015 09:26 |
WarpedNaba posted:The one about the Intel Officer's wife? The one who later on started complaining that he was doing the exact drat things the quote said he would? I think? I have vague memories about it but I remember him bringing up military wife support groups and a colorful reference to a vibrator.
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# ? May 6, 2015 10:52 |
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Segmentation Fault posted:does anyone have a link to the big GIP post about military wives Is this the one? OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Go ask the career development folks at the MPF. Also pimp the TMO folks and ask them.
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# ? May 6, 2015 12:03 |
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WarpedNaba posted:I'm pretty sure that quoter is the most banned human on SA, but he does regularly post pragmatic and/or realistic content on D&D, so... He does those when he's on his meds
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# ? May 6, 2015 13:31 |
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WarpedNaba posted:The one about the Intel Officer's wife? The one who later on started complaining that he was doing the exact drat things the quote said he would? Anyone have a link of her complaining about the exact poo poo going down? Sounds like hilarity.
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# ? May 6, 2015 15:20 |
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WarpedNaba posted:I'm pretty sure that quoter is the most banned human on SA No, that would be TenementFunster. I believe his rap sheet is at least 4 pages long now. And none of those entries are joke poo poo from past or present IK's, either.
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:15 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:No, that would be TenementFunster. I believe his rap sheet is at least 4 pages long now. And none of those entries are joke poo poo from past or present IK's, either. You never forget your first
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# ? May 6, 2015 18:38 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:No, that would be TenementFunster. I believe his rap sheet is at least 4 pages long now. And none of those entries are joke poo poo from past or present IK's, either. Ironic War Criminal puts TF to shame.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:11 |
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Tony Homo posted:That flour post reminded me that I used to use flour, since it's sorta lubricating, to masterbate to when I was a kid. And crisco. But it made a huge zit on my dick that I was so scared about that I actually showed my mom cause I thought it was cancer.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:17 |
it just gets better and better
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:18 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:The Sperm Whale (Physeter macrocephalus) is not actually a Whale despite its Name; it is a Toothed Whale; and is thus actually a species of Dolphin. The Echolocation [Clicking sound used by Sperm Whales to navigate in the Ocean) is the most powerful sound created by a living Creature. Enhydra Lutris posted:Whales have baleen because they eat Krill. Dolphins have teeth because they eat Fish and Cephalopods. A marine Mammal with baleen is a Whale; a marine Mammal with teeth is a Dolphin; unless it has four [4] legs; in this case it is a Pinniped (a Sea Lion if it has ears; a Seal if it does not). This is assuming that a Specimen has no fur; if it has fur then it may be one of any number of things; such as an Otter; or a retriever Dog. Enhydra Lutris posted:But I am not here to discuss baleen and teeth; I am here to discover facts about Sexual Intercourse via the Anus.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:58 |
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BurntCornMuffin posted:Roundworm emerging from the spider that once hosted it. Birb Katter posted:Let the spider live drat it. It's only there to eat the bugs that you're freaked out about. Chard posted:Yeah I don't think that spider's going to be catching any more bugs, sorry to say. Improbable Lobster posted:And parasites eat the bugs that eat other bugs. The circle of death! Senior Scarybagels posted:
Krispy Kareem posted:In the real world, I'm pretty sure that's what Mufasa does to any male cubs that aren't Simba. Gorilla Salad posted:I thought male lions would eat all the offspring that weren't theirs, too? Sire Oblivion posted:They do, I don't think they eat them though, just kill them. Android Bicyclist posted:That seems like a waste of perfectly good lion cub meat. wayfinder posted:Maybe it's just not his cub of tea
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:00 |
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People need to stop calling this guy a troll. This is an entertainment website and this guy is entertaining the hell out of me.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:01 |
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syscall girl posted:People need to stop calling this guy a troll. This is an entertainment website and this guy is entertaining the hell out of me. He's the best poster of 2015.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:15 |
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Omg the bolding is from the original post.
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:11 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:I am not a boy; I am forty six (46) years old; I am a man. In addition I do not jack off; I do not enjoy the sensation. So... Dril is back?
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:43 |
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Why is a 46 year old writing a paper on homosexual relations? MY VERISIMILITUDE
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:55 |
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Sour Diesel posted:im permabanned poster redskinstomper58. i first started reading about the patriots when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "the patriot way" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "tommy's balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside deflated footballs" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of cheating the patriots were all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" the patriot way to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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# ? May 7, 2015 03:19 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Please don't doxx me.
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# ? May 7, 2015 05:57 |
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I'm so glad he was around to see that
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Medieval Medic posted:I thought asian women would be used to tiny penises. Breetai posted:That's what you get for relying on personal anecdata.
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# ? May 7, 2015 16:16 |
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Eox posted:So... Dril is back?
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:17 |
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Does traumatic masturbation count as "jacking off"?
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# ? May 7, 2015 20:34 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:It is the Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris) [not to be confused with the Marine Otter (Lontra felina)]; the Sea Otter is my favourite Animal. I chose it for my Account User Name because my Brother was creating the Account; He asked if I would prefer to be known as Rectal Bishop; I did not want to be known as Rectal Bishop; He said that I could not use my real [legal] Name because I would be stalked by Men; He proposed several crude and salacious alternatives; He said that I had thirty (30) seconds to choose a User Name and stop wasting his valuable time; and I was meditating on the Sea Otter (as I often do); so it was a natural choice.
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:30 |
What's the purpose of the bolding?
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:42 |
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That Works posted:What's the purpose of the bolding? You'll have to ask him, I didn't do it.
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:43 |
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That Works posted:What's the purpose of the bolding? Just roll with it, dude.
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# ? May 7, 2015 23:43 |
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anne frank fanfic posted:*counting out FYAD Powers' posts*
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# ? May 8, 2015 00:13 |
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I like this guyEnhydra Lutris posted:I think about Otters constantly; I love Otters. That is why my User Name is this; because I was thinking of the Sea Otter; it is incorrect though; it should be Enhydra lutris. My Brother mis-capitalised it. He is not Educated. I would like to own a Eurasian Otter (Lutra lutra) as a house pet (the Sea Otter is too large); they are intelligent and affectionate in the manner of a Dog and I believe that I could create a domesticated Population through careful breeding; but as I previously mentioned I do not have the financial means to establish a Habitat for the Intermediate Generations; furthermore my Brother will not allow it; He says that Mustelidae [the family including Otters; Minks; Badgers; Weasels; Ferrets; etcetera) stink; in fact He says that they stink like poo poo. This is untrue; they smell only of Musk unless they are dirty or not grooming themselves properly for some reason (e.g. [for example] stress due to inadequate housing.) I would discuss Otters more but it is Shabbos so I must leave. Thank You for having this Conversation with me. If you have any questions about Otters or other Animals; please post them in this Thread; I will attend to them to-morrow. If you do not have questions; I hope that your Week End is enjoyable; safe; entertaining; fun; social; unintimidating; quiet; tasteful; I hope that you are not endangered by any Riots.
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:28 |
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This is my favoritest gimmick since M R CRACKER.
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That Works posted:What's the purpose of the bolding? I think it's a sign of mental illness. I saw someone else do it earlier in an article I was reading, though. He was Austrian. I don't know if that was related. I was going to do the entire post in his style, but thought that would be too irritating. You're welcome.
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# ? May 8, 2015 01:51 |
That Works posted:What's the purpose of the bolding? Can't find the post where he said it but basically he's attempting to mimic emphasis used in "natural" speech. You know how when you talk you'll emphasise certain words? That, except really oddly. His reasoning was that even though we're writing, we're still engaging in conversation.
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One moreEnhydra Lutris posted:I do not eat shell fish or crabs; they are treyf; I am only allowed to eat creatures from the ocean that have both scales and fins; those are commonly defined as fishes; however it is forbidden to eat other creatures that are commonly defined as fishes (e.g. [for example] sharks; eels).
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# ? May 8, 2015 02:38 |
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cock hero flux posted:I was meditating on the Sea Otter (as I often do); The best part IMO edit: Wait no this is QUACKTASTIC posted:a flower pot shaped like a Frog in which I grow sweet basil.
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# ? May 8, 2015 02:41 |
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Also what/who is his homosexual? Is it a gay family member or friend?
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