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QUACKTASTIC posted:One more Not a single typo
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# ? May 8, 2015 02:47 |
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QUACKTASTIC posted:One more The way he slides " researching the mechanics and sociology of homosexual intercourse via the anus;" into the middle of an otherwise bland list of hobbies twigs my troll-sense. Like, I enjoy his posting. He seems genuine and I want to root for the guy because life is tough in a lot of ways, and he's a better than average poster if only because we're talking about him. And so what if he has a gimmicky way of posting; better to be a little weird than homogenous. But then there's junk like this, where he's asking people to share their experiences with homosexual otters and dolphins. Enhydra Lutris posted:I am Sorry for not attending to this forum thread for three (3) days as I was awarded a Probation. The Probation Banner is a violent colour (magenta); it called me a Horrible Monster; it was upsetting and I am glad that it has been removed. I am not a Horrible Monster. As I was saying before I was interrupted by the Moderators, I would like to know the physical sensations associated with Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; I am asking this question on a Forum rather than in the World because it is rude and salacious and I am uncomfortable discussing such topics with those people that I Know; in fact I have a Homo-sexual of my own; He and I do not discuss such topics as Sexual Intercourse; Attraction; Physiology; it embarrasses me. I am writing a Piece on Homo-sexual Behaviour in Animals; it follows that I need to know the sensation of Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; namely whether it is painful; or whether it is pleasurable; because it seems unusual in an evolutionary sense that an Organism such as a Human Being would seek out painful stimuli without some sort of benefit; but Sexual Intercourse via the Anus cannot result in Reproduction. I have never engaged in this Activity; I have only had Sexual Intercourse via the Vagina; which I did not enjoy. The Vagina emits Fluids of a peculiar Texture (similar to Mucus) and Smell (similar to curdled Cream). I hypothesise that Sexual Intercourse via the Anus would be painful in the manner of severe constipation where the stool is large enough to distend the Anus; which is a similar mechanism and very painful; my Brother says that it is very painful; He states that it is excruciatingly painful; but he is not a Homo-sexual and is not experienced in Sexual Intercourse via the Anus and furthermore is often wrong; He says that He has inserted Foreign Objects (e.g. [for example] Condiment Bottles; Root Vegetables; Clarinets; Hair Brushes; etcetera.); he says that the Anus stretches to accommodate them; but it is possible that He is lying; so I am reluctant to trust him. I have never been a Homo-sexual. Many of You are Homo-sexuals and their Carers. Please inform my research by sharing your Opinions on this Topic; and if you are familiar with Homo-sexual Behaviour in Animals; please report your Findings and Observations; only Primary Knowledge please; there are many Sources of Secondary Research that I may draw on such as this Page of the Wiki Paedia. I am Interested in all Animals but primarily Mammals with a particular Focus on marine Mammals; including the Common Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops truncatus); the Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris); the Fin Whale (Balaenoptera physalus); and others Do not waste your valuable Time on accumulating Secondary Sources for Me; I already have them all; I am looking for Primary Data only.
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# ? May 8, 2015 03:06 |
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wheez the roux posted:only a literal hitler would voluntarily give up cheese and eggs and anyone who does so should be treated with caution and contempt DekeThornton posted:Well, Hitler was a vegetarian, so it's pretty fair to assume vegans are basically double Hitlers. wheez the roux posted:We must secure the existence of our cuisine and a future for meat eaters.
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# ? May 8, 2015 05:11 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Is this the one? That was one hell of a post, worth the reading effort
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# ? May 8, 2015 06:44 |
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They're watching.. always watching.. they've got eyes everywhere. *looks over shoulder*
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# ? May 8, 2015 06:44 |
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LawfulWaffle posted:
LoL! drat, he needs to steer well clear of them curdled cream smelling bitches.. Jesus! I wonder how he describes semen. Go ask him please, Dart! quote:He has inserted Foreign Objects (e.g. [for example]Condiment Bottles; Root Vegetables; Clarinets; Hair Brushes;etcetera.) Plural too.. the music man, eh. Toot toot!
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# ? May 8, 2015 07:07 |
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From the "Walking across America" thread;xthnru posted:Don't listen to the haters, LP, I wish more folks with your income and access to parental wealth make the same responsible choice and die alone in the desert before they can procreate. I just love the last line as a cap to the whole thing .
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# ? May 8, 2015 08:19 |
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a7m2 posted:Can't find the post where he said it but basically he's attempting to mimic emphasis used in "natural" speech. You know how when you talk you'll emphasise certain words? That, except really oddly. His reasoning was that even though we're writing, we're still engaging in conversation. I would love to hear someone take a crack at recorded reading of his posts.
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# ? May 8, 2015 13:28 |
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Kenny Logins posted:If this is true then he is basically the Uncanny Valley of written communication. As it stands he sounds like he just barely passed the Turing test. I tried it a couple days ago and it ended up sounding like an Xtranormal video
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# ? May 8, 2015 13:34 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I tried it a couple days ago and it ended up sounding like an Xtranormal video I read it mentally in the same voice that some goon used a few years ago for a thread where people recorded their job descriptions. There was this one for a kindergarten teacher who talked about a girl terrified of ice cubes, a boy who vomited in the class pencil cup, and how he must maintain order. He was a good mix of slightly robotic and movie-trailer voiceover.
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Kenny Logins posted:If this is true then he is basically the Uncanny Valley of written communication. As it stands he sounds like he just barely passed the Turing test. Enhydra Lutris posted:I must return to this Web Site; I spent ten (10) Dollars [American] on my Forum Registration; I have no other on-line Accounts. This is a rich resource of Primary Data about the Mechanics and Psychology of Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; because many of the Users here are Homo-Sexual; or have Homo-Sexuals of their own. It is very valuable to me. Ten (10) dollars [American] would not purchase a single Peer-Reviewed Journal Article. I do not have much Money; I am lonely. The formatting is intended to emphasise Words that are important; pertinent; crucial; technical; other. A similar Pattern is found in Speech; I am not speaking; I am typing; but We are still engaged in a Conversation. Though You cannot see Me; and I cannot see You.
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# ? May 8, 2015 14:07 |
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Goons fall all over some dude trying hard to be a forums superstar. News at 11.
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# ? May 8, 2015 14:49 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Goons fall all over some dude trying hard to be a forums superstar. News at 11.
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# ? May 8, 2015 14:52 |
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I'd take this bizarre gimmick over posters who do nothing but post "im gay" hundreds of times or the super edgy I'm-a-dick-to-everybody guy any day of the week.
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# ? May 8, 2015 14:55 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Goons fall all over some dude trying hard to be a forums superstar. News at 11. sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru
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# ? May 8, 2015 15:00 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:Hamburgler's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Fry Kid carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. McDonaldland is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of bbq sauce and when the drains finally scab over, all the McNugget Buddies will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and Grimace and Mayor McCheese will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
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# ? May 8, 2015 15:22 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I'd take this bizarre gimmick over posters who do nothing but post "im gay" hundreds of times or the super edgy I'm-a-dick-to-everybody guy any day of the week. I would too, and I don't even dislike that dude, he's just a really obvious gimmick and it's funny to watch people fawn all over him because he looked up the scientific name for a few things. I actually kinda like the poster, because he reminds me of dril, but maybe not quite as good as dril was.
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# ? May 8, 2015 15:34 |
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Captain Monkey posted:I would too, and I don't even dislike that dude, he's just a really obvious gimmick and it's funny to watch people fawn all over him because he looked up the scientific name for a few things. I actually kinda like the poster, because he reminds me of dril, but maybe not quite as good as dril was.
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# ? May 8, 2015 15:40 |
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Kenny Logins posted:There was this one for a kindergarten teacher who talked about a girl terrified of ice cubes Would there be anyone better than a goon to shape and mould young impressionable minds? Nay, I say! Afraid of ice cubes are we, li'l Betty? Pssh.. we'll soon snap you out of that! C'mere, wee lassie...
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# ? May 8, 2015 15:58 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:drat, this guy's so far above it all I think he might be a blimp.
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# ? May 8, 2015 16:04 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:drat, this guy's so far above it all I think he might be a blimp. But his creds check out, he knows who an Important Poster is, so we can discern his tastes.
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# ? May 8, 2015 16:21 |
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How can you not fawn all over the guy who posts stuff like quote:[the something awful forum] is a rich resource of Primary Data about the Mechanics and Psychology of Sexual Intercourse via the Anus
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# ? May 8, 2015 16:46 |
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2house2fly posted:How can you not fawn all over the guy who posts stuff like
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# ? May 8, 2015 17:15 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Goons laugh at funny joke posts while sad man hates fun, self. Click for details.
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# ? May 8, 2015 17:57 |
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2house2fly posted:How can you not fawn all over the guy who posts stuff like He posts like an Achewood character on Quaaludes.
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# ? May 8, 2015 18:06 |
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It sorta reminds me of old comic books where character names, locations, and key concepts were all bolded. Clearly the poster is trying to manifest the Marvelization of the Internet.
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# ? May 8, 2015 18:22 |
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Oxxidation posted:He posts like an Achewood character on Quaaludes.
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# ? May 8, 2015 18:34 |
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Excelsior!
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# ? May 8, 2015 18:43 |
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That's beautiful
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# ? May 8, 2015 19:06 |
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I like it when goons rapzoux posted:My name is Mr Giggles and I'm here to say kafziel posted:name's dj woofles and i'm the son of a bitch / here to tell y'all organic chemistry gives me a natural itch / by which i mean chlamydia is up in these nuts / turns out german shepherds can transmit it to us kafziel posted:i'm little arf and i'm bad at rhymin NotAnArtist posted:Big Yiff in this school reppin ap chem / y'all haters only clownin what they can't understand / forming bonds with a dachshund but they ain't covalent / yeah she bark a little bit but she ain't complainin
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# ? May 8, 2015 19:50 |
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Mans posted:I like it when goons rap blarzgh posted:All right Stop, Fur-abollate and listen,
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# ? May 8, 2015 20:40 |
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Chump Farts posted:This comic has reached a level above autistic... it's autastic.
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# ? May 9, 2015 12:55 |
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That comic is still alive?
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# ? May 9, 2015 16:09 |
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Mans posted:That comic is still alive? I'm more impressed that the thread has 450+ pages
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# ? May 9, 2015 21:37 |
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Mans posted:That comic is still alive? Lazerbot will either die, or that comic is getting finish sometime in 2018
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# ? May 9, 2015 21:40 |
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Mans posted:I like it when goons rap
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# ? May 9, 2015 22:23 |
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I'm familiar with slant rhyming wow it's called haiku you racist
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# ? May 9, 2015 22:57 |
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P sure ive seen this joke before but Evilreaver posted:wow it's called haiku you racist
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# ? May 9, 2015 23:21 |
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Evilreaver posted:wow it's called haiku you racist Anyone have the original quote for this joke?
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The MSJ posted:New posters just in time to stop another BenCumb derail.
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