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ShufflerZero posted:Has anyone done more movies that nobody remembers than Sally Field? Probably the same amount that David Caradine didn't remember making.
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Uhh how 'bout "London Falling"? I'm not sure which would be worse, if the soundtrack had a bunch of The Clash or if it didn't
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May 10, 2015 04:22
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May 10, 2015 04:23
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"Rising soon" is kinda clever.
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Vintersorg posted:Kurt Russell growing that crazy facial hair for 2 movies?? Hopefully more than two. I want him to be sporting it for Fast and Furious 8.
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Aphrodite posted:Oh wait, that's not the Channing Tatum one. Boring. I'm so bothered that of the two, "Olympus Has Fallen" was the popular one (probably only because it beat WHD to the theater by a few months). WHD was honestly a really fun movie, and Tatum and Foxx had great action movie buddy chemistry. (Plus, it was self-awarely silly enough that a sequel could have been AMAZING.)
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Calico Heart posted:how loving big do they think big ben is? Maybe I'm not getting that background but it looks like they thinks it's a skyscraper big ben's actually the bell mate
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tvb posted:I'm so bothered that of the two, "Olympus Has Fallen" was the popular one (probably only because it beat WHD to the theater by a few months). WHD was honestly a really fun movie, and Tatum and Foxx had great action movie buddy chemistry. (Plus, it was self-awarely silly enough that a sequel could have been AMAZING.) just wait a minute they'll make downing street down edit: i just googled and "He Who Dares: Downing Street Siege" is called "Downing Street Down" in germany.
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tvb posted:I'm so bothered that of the two, "Olympus Has Fallen" was the popular one (probably only because it beat WHD to the theater by a few months). WHD was honestly a really fun movie, and Tatum and Foxx had great action movie buddy chemistry. (Plus, it was self-awarely silly enough that a sequel could have been AMAZING.) White House Down is Sony so they can cross it over with Men In Black or Ghostbusters, or Jump Street. Channing Tatum will play both his characters.
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niethan posted:just wait a minute they'll make downing street down And it is terrible.
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mind the walrus posted:I'm not sure which would be worse, if the soundtrack had a bunch of The Clash or if it didn't Die Another Day is the only good Bond movie.
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The MSJ posted:White House Down is Sony so they can cross it over with Men In Black or Ghostbusters, or Jump Street. Channing Tatum will play both his characters. I'm still amazed that with like 2 dozen joke ideas at the end of 22 Jump Street, the actual sequel they're doing is crazier.
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Aphrodite posted:I'm still amazed that with like 2 dozen joke ideas at the end of 22 Jump Street, the actual sequel they're doing is crazier. I like how some Sony executive saw that movie with all its making fun of how derivative sequels get and decided that what the movie needs is another sequel.
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It was actually Jonah Hill's idea, apparently. They already did Remakes and Sequels, now they're doing Crossovers. And also have a spin-off planned.
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muscles like this? posted:I like how some Sony executive saw that movie with all its making fun of how derivative sequels get and decided that what the movie needs is another sequel. Considering that everybody in this thread has been gushing about sequels ever since the fake posters from the end of 22JS were first posted I'd say that they were 100% right.
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I hope the Jump Street/MIB crossover is an R-rated comedy because Jump Street doesn't work at all if poo poo gets toned down.
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Slasherfan posted:http://movieweb.com/terminator-genisys-posters-characters-t-3000/?from_app=ios&ref_=ext_iost_ Man, the poster people really wanted to give Emilia Clarke some giant breasts.
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Slasherfan posted:http://movieweb.com/terminator-genisys-posters-characters-t-3000/?from_app=ios&ref_=ext_iost_ Everything about this movie screams Asylum cash-in, and yet its an actual, big budget Terminator sequel.
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Slasherfan posted:http://movieweb.com/terminator-genisys-posters-characters-t-3000/?from_app=ios&ref_=ext_iost_ The film will most certainly be awful, but the fact that they can't make it look good even in a simple poster form is kind of sad. It has been downhill from the first EW promo pictures and here we are. It's like they knew it was poo poo all along and just gave up. Now I'm only waiting for the first reviews to shine a light on what level of poo poo it is. I'm hoping for the "how did something like this got made?"- levels.
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It can't possibly be worse than the last one, can it? I completely forgot everything about it almost immediately and assume everyone else did too.
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Ariza posted:It can't possibly be worse than the last one, can it? I completely forgot everything about it almost immediately and assume everyone else did too. It has John Connor as a terminator, so... yeah, it looks fit to give Salvation a run for its money.
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May 10, 2015 20:06
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Ariza posted:It can't possibly be worse than the last one, can it? I completely forgot everything about it almost immediately and assume everyone else did too. The greatest legacy of that movie will always be Christian Bale's freakout. Like, I get that actors need to concentrate and poo poo, but its a movie about talking robots, not 12 Years a Slave.
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The movie will be poo poo but at least they realized that they should use the T-1000 again. gently caress it, send like five of those motherfuckers after whoever Skynet is trying to kill now, just one of them was pretty hard to stop and kill. That oughta do it.
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Cythereal posted:It has John Connor as a terminator, so... yeah, it looks fit to give Salvation a run for its money. That was the scrapped ending to Salvation (which would have owned)
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They cast Jai Courtney in their movie. What were you people expecting? That set my expectations at rock bottom right from the start: they clearly don't care about the quality of their film. At least Salvation looked like a big summer movie. But then again they cast the 2009 equivalent of Jai.
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Vagabundo posted:On the other hand, gently caress Matthew Fox. I tend to believe Dominic Monaghan over Matthew Fox, especially since DM had nothing to gain but last I heard it was just he said he said in regards to Matthew Fox being a woman-beater. I will say I don't like Matthew Fox because I don't like his acting. He grated on my nerves in Lost. Dominic Monaghan seems like a good dude but he's a bit of a drama queen, I saw that first-hand in a restaurant as he went round and round from table to table asking people if they knew where the Chelsea football team was located so he could make a big joke in front of everybody that nobody in America watches soccer.
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Codependent Poster posted:Man, the poster people really wanted to give Emilia Clarke some giant breasts. I know when I think Sarah Conner, I think big old titties. Oh, wait... 
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They have to do something to make that girl look like she's not eight years old so I understand.
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Maybe if we hadn't all seen her tits like a whole lot it would be one thing. Those are ridiculously balloon-ish. She looks like a porn star from 1992.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:They have to do something to make that girl look like she's not eight years old so I understand. Obviously they should have just given her the hair. 
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Well, there's the matter of her voice, demeanor, etc. She looks like a third grader in the trailer playing pretend calling Jai Courtney "soldier". She's barely believable as a diner waitress, much less some kind of survivalist commando.
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