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If it weren't for the stack of similar boxes in the background I'd like to think it was a politician interview. "To prove you're in touch with the common voters, please open this simple milk carton. We've supplied a few common tools in case you may use them at your own home."
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I like how the reflection of the studio lights gave the scissors a cool 1980s laser effect just before it all went horribly wrong. 
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May 11, 2015 01:24
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They always think they're slick, asking for two shots of espresso over ice, or in a medium cup, and they're the ones who get poorly-drawn shots of the decaf that's been sitting in the hopper for two days. 
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May 11, 2015 06:18
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Stupid coffee tricks amuse me, especially the ones involving the condiment stand. Worst alcohol "hack": mixing red wine with cola for cheap sangria. Stupid liquor tricks make me sad.
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May 11, 2015 06:49
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If you're ordering anything from starbucks you surrender any right to give advice about coffee drinking. Just buy some whole beans and a grinder you will save multiple  per month if you're even a moderate drinker.
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May 11, 2015 06:57
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queserasera posted:Worst alcohol "hack": mixing red wine with cola for cheap sangria. Stupid liquor tricks make me sad. Red wine + cola is called Kalimotxo. Super popular drink. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo
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May 11, 2015 07:08
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Chard posted:If you're ordering anything from starbucks you surrender any right to give advice about coffee drinking. Just buy some whole beans and a grinder you will save multiple Gee I fancy a coffee whilst out and about in town, let me just whip one up on the sidewalk, no but see how much money I'm saving with this handy spreadsheet 
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May 11, 2015 07:37
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Cakefool posted:Gee I fancy a coffee whilst out and about in town, let me just whip one up on the sidewalk, no but see how much money I'm saving with this handy spreadsheet Just wait until you get home you loving baby.
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May 11, 2015 07:39
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Jerry Cotton posted:Just wait until you get home you loving baby. Oh give me a break. I use a French press and a burr grinder and proper temperature and ratios at home, but unless you're a useless shut in there are occasions where you might want a coffee when you're not at home.
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May 11, 2015 07:57
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Wait till he hears people eat in restaurants when they have perfectly good kitchens at home 
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May 11, 2015 08:22
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Why buy a hamburger when you can just keep a herd of cows and a vegetable garden
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May 11, 2015 08:25
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Because that requires you leave the basement, Amazon delivers.
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May 11, 2015 08:54
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Steven CatFingers posted:They always think they're slick, asking for two shots of espresso over ice, or in a medium cup, and they're the ones who get poorly-drawn shots of the decaf that's been sitting in the hopper for two days. Not to mention the milk's been sitting on the condiment bar for how many hours?
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May 11, 2015 09:38
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queserasera posted:Worst alcohol "hack": mixing red wine with cola for cheap sangria. Stupid liquor tricks make me sad. That is a legit good and is one of the greatest "all day" drinks out there. It even has some fancy name in Spanish to legitimize it.
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May 11, 2015 12:48
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Rysithusiku posted:Red wine + cola is called Kalimotxo. Super popular drink. Didn't Michael Jackson call this Jesus Juice?
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May 11, 2015 13:19
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Jerry Cotton posted:Just wait until you get home you loving baby. Exactly. The other day, the wife and I went into town to take care of a few things and she had the nerve to want a cup of coffee. I told her that she should just wait a few hours til we got home. What a big baby!
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May 11, 2015 16:24
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It's burgin' time! 
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Cakefool posted:Gee I fancy a coffee whilst out and about in town, let me just whip one up on the sidewalk, no but see how much money I'm saving with this handy spreadsheet I'm quite obviously referring to the people who line up day in and day out to get their morning cup but feel free to extrapolate whatever you want to from my words, friend!
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May 11, 2015 16:37
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queserasera posted:Stupid coffee tricks amuse me, especially the ones involving the condiment stand. Kalimotxo is great, you shut your stupid face!  Make sure to use cheap red wine tho. It's best if it comes in a box.
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May 11, 2015 16:38
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EXAKT Science posted:Kalimotxo is great, you shut your stupid face! I guess if you use sugar cola? Booze with HFCS is disgusting.
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May 11, 2015 17:16
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Chard posted:I'm quite obviously referring to the people who line up day in and day out to get their morning cup but feel free to extrapolate whatever you want to from my words, friend! So they're already out of the house on the way to work and they should wait until they get home? Well you're right they'll save money if their first coffee is when they get home after work. Yes, quite obvious. E: so obvious it's almost a lifehack.
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May 11, 2015 18:53
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Lifehack: If you drink coffee every morning, brew some before you leave for work.
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May 11, 2015 18:57
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Excuse you, but not all of us have the time in our busy morning routine to fill a water tank, scoop grounds, turn on the machine, get dressed and showered, then pour our own coffee before going to our very important workplace. It's much easier to drive ten minutes out of the and wait another ten minutes to have somebody else make it for me so I can pay them five dollars a day for the rest of my life
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May 11, 2015 19:03
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Cat Hatter posted:Lifehack: If you drink coffee every morning, brew some before you leave for work. So simple you wouldn't think it would need to be spelled out, yet here we are.
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May 11, 2015 19:05
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If you work someplace that doesn't have a coffee maker, I don't know what to tell you 
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May 11, 2015 19:22
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Your place of employment doesn't have espresso makers? Life hack: Work in a decent office that cares enough about you to provide you with the vital juice of life.
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May 11, 2015 20:28
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Lifehack : Don't become a worthless junkie, save money and remain a legit human being!
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May 11, 2015 21:30
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No matter the make or price range, all coffee machines turn into leaky garbage compactors upon entering the premises of a workplace. All coffee beans turn into dust and regret crossing that same threshold. Water heats wrong in such devices and takes on the texture of fetid swampwater unfit even for the preparation of tea. Residual "white" unerringly befouls the hosing and subsequently served drinks. Residual soup base befouls the "white". All who partake cringe and swallow, for their need is paramount. #Lifehack
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May 11, 2015 22:37
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death .cab for qt posted:Excuse you, but not all of us have the time in our busy morning routine to fill a water tank, scoop grounds, turn on the machine, get dressed and showered, then pour our own coffee before going to our very important workplace. It's much easier to drive ten minutes out of the and wait another ten minutes to have somebody else make it for me so I can pay them five dollars a day for the rest of my life Lifehack: Learn how much a coffee costs at Starbucks so you can continue some lovely forum derail without looking like a goober
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May 11, 2015 23:15
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Brutal WIki Admin posted:Lifehack: Learn how much a coffee costs at Starbucks so you can continue some lovely forum derail without looking like a goober Some of their drinks do cost 5 bucks, though? Admittedly you'd probably die of diabeetus before your home coffee machine started saving you money if you were drinking one of those every day.
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May 11, 2015 23:27
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Brutal WIki Admin posted:"I have literally never walked into any cafe or drink serving establishment ever." goonhack: act like every little thing against the nature of a thread is a huge federal offence. "I need to go make a snide witty comment about how people could possibly know things to look clever on the internet!"
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May 11, 2015 23:36
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Some of their drinks do cost 5 bucks, though? A sixteen-ounce drip,which is all anyone is really talking about here, is like two bucks.
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May 11, 2015 23:46
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lifehack: do not brew the coffee eat the coffee grounds eat the water EAT THE BLOOD OF THE COSTA RICANS WHO DIED TO GIVE US COFFEE EAT IT ALL CONSUME EVERYTHING EAT IT ALL EAT IT ALL EAT IT ALL WE ARE AMERICA
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May 11, 2015 23:53
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Life Hack: Everything costs too much, stop ingesting food or drink and die a horrible death and save lots of $$$
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May 11, 2015 23:53
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 Cycling and being barefoot. The most hipster of lifehacks. 
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May 11, 2015 23:54
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Screaming Idiot posted:lifehack: do not brew the coffee eat the coffee grounds eat the water EAT THE BLOOD OF THE COSTA RICANS WHO DIED TO GIVE US COFFEE Need some caffeine in a hurry? DUMP THE COFFEE BEANS ON THE FLOOR AND EAT THEM OFF THE FLOOR LIKE A ANIMAL YOU PIECE OF poo poo
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May 11, 2015 23:55
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queserasera posted:I guess if you use sugar cola? Booze with HFCS is disgusting. I prefer diet coke so the drink is less sweet.
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May 11, 2015 23:55
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netally posted:
Lifehack: Put the sponges on the pedals green scrubby side up to get rid of calluses while you bike!
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May 12, 2015 00:02
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pandaK posted:goonhack: act like every little thing against the nature of a thread is a huge federal offence. Sorry if that's what it came across as, but when people are talking about $5 drinks, they aren't talking about coffee - they're talking about lattes, which most people don't have all the tools to make at home. Posting about it is sort of pointless unless you make that connection. I also got paid a garbage wage to work at a Starbucks for 3 months and suddenly find myself defending it years later like an idiot, so there you go.
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May 12, 2015 00:12
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netally posted:
Lifehack: Mangle your feet when you wipe out, letting your blood flow free in the streets. Chaos reigns.
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change my name posted:Lifehack: Mangle your feet when you wipe out, letting your blood flow free in the streets. Chaos reigns. That's what the sponges are for.
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