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I wonder why on the pedals alone? Getting off the bike with bare feet sound pretty cringe-worthy experience. For content, you all have been using post-it-notes completely wrong! Because they suppose to curl, so you can pick them up off the floor. Like a animal, you know. simplyhorribul has a new favorite as of 00:51 on May 12, 2015 |
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simplyhorribul posted:I wonder why on the pedals alone? Getting off the bike with bare feet sound pretty cringe-worthy experience. What kind of cheap rear end sticky notes is he using?
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May 12, 2015 00:51
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Lol at all you losers who have only the choice between coffee from home and coffee from Starbucks.
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May 12, 2015 02:11
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Some of the Sheep posted:Lol at all you losers who have only the choice between coffee from home and coffee from Starbucks. Haha, for real. When I first started college, I would go the gas station and just fill a 20z coffee cup with Stok Coffee Shots, you can get about 30 of them in one cup, that's 30 loving cups of coffee for $1.89+ tax. Did that, five days a week, for two years, and seven years later I just run tap water through the keuroig, and stir in one of those bad boys. Coffee hacked.
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May 12, 2015 02:38
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Tony Bologna posted:Haha, for real. When I first started college, I would go the gas station and just fill a 20z coffee cup with Stok Coffee Shots, you can get about 30 of them in one cup, that's 30 loving cups of coffee for $1.89+ tax. Did that, five days a week, for two years, and seven years later I just run tap water through the keuroig, and stir in one of those bad boys. Coffee hacked. Why waste all that time heating the water and stirring. Just get caffeine pills. All the pep and none of the tooth stains.
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May 12, 2015 02:43
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I just switched from coffee to crack cocaine. Lifehack: Solve all of life's problems by drinking sweet, sweet crack cocaine. Even if the problems aren't solved, at least you'll stop caring about them.
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May 12, 2015 02:54
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Angela Christine posted:Why waste all that time heating the water and stirring. Just get caffeine pills. All the pep and none of the tooth stains. http://www.amazon.com/No-Doz-Strength-Acting-Alertness-Caplets/dp/B000NVNLTS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1431395468&sr=8-1&keywords=nodoz It's an ever bigger waste of time to go to CVS, find the pills, deal with the cashier because of course I don't have $14.39+ tax, just take the drat Stoks, you'll save so much money on coffee and I got like two acoustic guitars full of the things, gently caress.
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May 12, 2015 02:56
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If I make a cup of coffee before work I either have to carry it with me to work which takes an hour and means the coffee will be cold or I drink it before I leave and by the time I get to work my buzz has worn off. If I bring my own coffee supplies and make a cup of coffee at work with an aeropress or something I have to deal with every mouthbreather in the breakroom asking me what I'm doing and saying how it looks / smells better than the stuff our work supplies. If I use the supplied coffee machine I have to drink something that tastes like swamp water (and they don't have soy milk  ).Sometimes it's just easier to get a cup of coffee from a cafe on the way to work. It's $4 which works out to less than ten minutes of work at my hourly wage and to me it's worth that $4 to not have to deal with the hassles of all the other options. Lifehack: know when to stop being a goony sperg about something and just follow the path of least resistance. Also, cheap red wine and lemonade (plus juice if you're feeling fancy) is sangria, not red wine and cola.
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May 12, 2015 03:09
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Tony Bologna posted:http://www.amazon.com/No-Doz-Strength-Acting-Alertness-Caplets/dp/B000NVNLTS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1431395468&sr=8-1&keywords=nodoz Or you can go to Wal-Mart and get a 90 count of Jet Alert 200 mg caffeine pills for $2.79. I take half a pill early morning and half a pill late morning and cover my caffeine for 3.1 cents a day.
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May 12, 2015 03:50
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Coffee tastes good, you literal robots.
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May 12, 2015 03:53
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change my name posted:Lifehack: Mangle your feet when you wipe out, letting your blood flow free in the streets. Chaos reigns. TontoCorazon posted:That's what the sponges are for. I enjoyed these posts, here's all three in a row for the new page
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May 12, 2015 04:02
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change my name posted:Coffee tastes good, you literal robots. It's true, I'm an expert.
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May 12, 2015 04:07
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Learn to enjoy tea Yankees  
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May 12, 2015 04:11
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I kind of like drinking bitter lovely black coffee from work, it makes me think it's more powerful
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May 12, 2015 04:14
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I exercise, sleep, eat right and drink plenty of water. I don't need coffee or sodas 
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May 12, 2015 04:14
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Rolo posted:I exercise, sleep, eat right and drink plenty of water. life hack
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May 12, 2015 04:16
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death .cab for qt posted:Excuse you, but not all of us have the time in our busy morning routine to fill a water tank, scoop grounds, turn on the machine, get dressed and showered, then pour our own coffee before going to our very important workplace. It's much easier to drive ten minutes out of the and wait another ten minutes to have somebody else make it for me so I can pay them five dollars a day for the rest of my life Sleep in your work clothes and skip the shower and you'll have enough time in the morning to brew coffee!
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May 12, 2015 04:18
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OctoberBlues posted:Or you can go to Wal-Mart and get a 90 count of Jet Alert 200 mg caffeine pills for $2.79. I take half a pill early morning and half a pill late morning and cover my caffeine for 3.1 cents a day. Just drink two cups a coffee a day like a normal person, you crazy gently caress. "I start everyday by cold water extracting the silicon dioxide from my Jet Alert and a cake donut." Make sure you put that 0.9 cents under the mattress, because that adds up quick.
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May 12, 2015 04:22
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Tony Bologna posted:Just drink two cups a coffee a day like a normal person, you crazy gently caress. "I start everyday by cold water extracting the silicon dioxide from my Jet Alert and a cake donut." Make sure you put that 0.9 cents under the mattress, because that adds up quick. You seem kind of angry, are you sure you aren't consuming too much caffeine?
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May 12, 2015 04:30
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cyberia posted:If I make a cup of coffee before work I either have to carry it with me to work which takes an hour and means the coffee will be cold or I drink it before I leave and by the time I get to work my buzz has worn off. There's a hack for that: make the coffee in your car.  http://www.amazon.com/Handpresso-HPAUTOSET-Auto-Premium-Set/dp/B00BY0WLW0/ref=sr_1_3?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1431405491&sr=1-3
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May 12, 2015 05:43
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Kaethela posted:Sleep in your work clothes and skip the shower and you'll have enough time in the morning to brew coffee! Shower in your clothes after work and you save time in the morning and don't have to wash your clothes.
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May 12, 2015 06:50
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Quit your job, never worry about work clothes again! #hax
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May 12, 2015 06:51
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Karma Monkey posted:Lifehack: Put the sponges on the pedals green scrubby side up to get rid of calluses while you bike! I bike 50km a week and if I tried this, I would end up with stumps after a month.
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May 12, 2015 08:31
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Angela Christine posted:There's a hack for that: make the coffee in your car. How am I supposed to do that and text and drive at the same time?
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Meatwave posted:How am I supposed to do that and text and drive at the same time? Everyone knows you're supposed to drive with your knees anyway
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simplyhorribul posted:I wonder why on the pedals alone? Getting off the bike with bare feet sound pretty cringe-worthy experience. If you're hipster enough to go barefoot often, the soles of your feet toughen up at least enough to handle concrete and lawns, which are the primary surfaces a hipster will come in contact with. If you're actually an outdoorsperson who goes barefoot, your soles will toughen to the point where you can no-sell gravel roads, in which case you don't need the sponges. change my name posted:Coffee tastes good, you literal robots. You're lying, but that's okay, everyone will nod at you and pretend they're not conditioned to ignore the bitter blackness of felching Satan's rear end in a top hat just to get a little more of what the corporate world deems energy, shortening their life as they speed heedlessly towards an early, debt-riddled grave, ruining the lives of their children and their children's children. Shovel more coffee beans into your America-hole. Live the dream. I typoed Satan as Stan at first, which gave an entirely different tone to that rant.
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May 12, 2015 17:10
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Dareon posted:If you're hipster enough to go barefoot often, the soles of your feet toughen up at least enough to handle concrete and lawns, which are the primary surfaces a hipster will come in contact with. Coffee is good for you.
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May 12, 2015 17:13
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The Nards Pan posted:Coffee is good for you. Is that why it tastes awful?
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May 12, 2015 17:19
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From the Anti-Food Porn thread:
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wyoming posted:From the Anti-Food Porn thread: This makes me so angry in an irrational way.
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May 12, 2015 19:57
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Dareon posted:You're lying, but that's okay, everyone will nod at you and pretend they're not conditioned to ignore the bitter blackness of felching Stan's rear end in a top hat just to get a little more of what the corporate world deems energy, shortening their life as they speed heedlessly towards an early, debt-riddled grave, ruining the lives of their children and their children's children. Shovel more coffee beans into your America-hole. Live the dream. Do you dislike beer too
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May 12, 2015 19:59
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Wait going barefoot is hipster? I thought that was just part of growing up in rural Ohio?
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May 12, 2015 20:09
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Len posted:Wait going barefoot is hipster? I thought that was just part of growing up in rural Ohio? Or just hating wearing shoes. I go barefoot whenever it's socially acceptable because I just really hate wearing shoes.
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May 12, 2015 20:23
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Len posted:Wait going barefoot is hipster? I thought that was just part of growing up in rural Ohio? Barefoot Buckeyes represent!  
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Dareon posted:You're lying, but that's okay, everyone will nod at you and pretend they're not conditioned to ignore the bitter blackness of felching Satan's rear end in a top hat just to get a little more of what the corporate world deems energy, shortening their life as they speed heedlessly towards an early, debt-riddled grave, ruining the lives of their children and their children's children. Shovel more coffee beans into your America-hole. Live the dream. lol vvv e: and the good times keep coming Chard has a new favorite as of 21:57 on May 12, 2015 |
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May 12, 2015 21:25
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Acne Rain posted:Do you dislike beer too Yup. Good job, you've turned perfectly good bread into literal poison.
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May 12, 2015 21:53
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Sociopastry posted:Or just hating wearing shoes. I go barefoot whenever it's socially acceptable because I just really hate wearing shoes. One of the few good parts of my job is that I can walk around barefoot all day and nobody says a word.
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May 12, 2015 23:37
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Dareon posted:If you're hipster enough to go barefoot often, the soles of your feet toughen up at least enough to handle concrete and lawns, which are the primary surfaces a hipster will come in contact with. Life hack: do lots of drugs and be a bad writer.
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May 12, 2015 23:48
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Anyone posted this Milkhack yet?
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Len posted:One of the few good parts of my job is that I can walk around barefoot all day and nobody says a word. What job do you have?
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