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microsoft could redeem the kinect by releasing a national geographic game narrated by david attenborough you are the bear gulping salmon out of the stream. you must shake your booty in an elaborate courtship display or that hot little pipra aureola might just choose another mate as a chimp, you must murder and eat a chimpanzee from a rival troop etc duTrieux. fucked around with this message at 03:04 on May 12, 2015 |
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they already burned that bridge your pitch sounds much more interesting than what they shipped, though
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# ? May 12, 2015 03:05 |
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it would be easy to monetize past the initial purchase, too; periodically release online expansions that focus on different parts of the animal kingdom, or themes, or whatever. big cats. frog frenzy. the 'after hours' mating ritual pak. whatever, i'm not going to judge
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watching spanish grand prix, gv
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# ? May 12, 2015 04:51 |
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loving adorable spanish childrens
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# ? May 12, 2015 04:52 |
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omg mad max
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i just can't get over how EDGE's icon look like IE's with a combover
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# ? May 12, 2015 07:41 |
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i guess "what the christ were they thinking" counts as being intrigued
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# ? May 12, 2015 07:44 |
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carry on then posted:haha you're so loving mad about buttons you know how much apple's UI design has evolved ever: Sniep posted:so let's see how much macos has fundamentally changed from MacOS 1.0 to OSX 10.10 i.e. all that's changed is that the color of the background of apple's buttons went from nondescript grey to milky-white plastic meanwhile Microsoft invented software that's just a single button that you can use to see relevant and timely information even without pressing that button guess whose UI design principles are winning the hearts and minds of contemporary UI designers so yeah i'm mad about buttons
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Max Facetime posted:meanwhile Microsoft invented software that's just a single button that you can use to see relevant and timely information even without pressing that button you must mean the power button because windows 10 is best without pressing it
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checks out with the principle of "if the headline of the article asks a question, the answer is always no"
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he looks like a turtle that's been pulled out of its shell
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Lysidas posted:checks out with the principle of "if the headline of the article asks a question, the answer is always no" Betteridge's law of headlines it's a shame he didn't have an easier name to remember
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# ? May 12, 2015 13:21 |
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it occurs to me that Windows screenshots never include the garbage low-res low-color OEM status icons for required software you can't remove otherwise your sound and NIC stop working
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pseudorandom name posted:it occurs to me that Windows screenshots never include the garbage low-res low-color OEM status icons for required software you can't remove otherwise your sound and NIC stop working i hate that stuff
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prefect posted:i hate that stuff one of the best feature windows 7 introduced was the ability to drag all that bullshit into a junk drawer my work computer has 15 items in there!
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Max Facetime posted:you know how much apple's UI design has evolved ever: lol. Windows - It's Good At Buttons
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people have always seemed to be in love with the idea of just seeing streams of information without need for interaction, but in practice it's too distracting to actually work with and quickly navigate to what you actually need to click on and use often i found myself staring at the windows 8 start screen or windows phone, wondering where the gently caress i put that one tile, only to give up and use search because it was many times faster
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Max Facetime posted:
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AWWNAW posted:he looks like a turtle that's been pulled out of its shell too turtley for the turtle club
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i showed MY non-technical GF that windows ecks screenshot and she said "why?" and "that's stupid" gj microsoft
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SO DEMANDING posted:one of the best feature windows 7 introduced was the ability to drag all that bullshit into a junk drawer you've made more than 15 posts
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duTrieux. posted:but that's not what a button is supposed to do, though also the only ui in windows that can be accurately described as a single button is the start button, and i'm pretty sure it still only says start unless you click on it every screenshot of live tiles that i've ever seen, phone or desktop, has like thirty tiles active at once, presumably all constantly flickering and updating and on the desktop they're only visible if you push a button first, so
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:lol. Windows - It's Good At Buttons im the start menu item icons that arent aligned with the text above it (look at most used and settings) and Windows Updat, Windows Feedb
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I'm the windows store icon that is so universally recognized and has such market penetration that it is the only tile without text
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im the Exɒlore Windows
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Blue Train posted:I'm the windows store icon that is so universally recognized and has such market penetration that it is the only tile without text also lol the loving "windows updat" tile and its blurry half-resolution cog penetrating right into the text
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I'm settings there three times. And the tiles that uses a virtually identical icon but isn't settings. And the Search tile with no icon. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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windows explorer still suspends all input when waiting for a network location to connect. well done ms.
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pseudorandom name posted:it occurs to me that Windows screenshots never include the garbage low-res low-color OEM status icons for required software you can't remove otherwise your sound and NIC stop working
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# ? May 12, 2015 20:38 |
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microsoft UI/UX team formation procedure: - open list of programming interns - select all, enter
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same procedure is used for QA except you press delete at the end
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Spatial posted:same procedure is used for QA
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:lol. Windows - It's Good At Buttons Are the Word and Onenote icons at different angles or am I just expecting them to be and my brain is making them look that way?
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jammyozzy posted:Are the Word and Onenote icons at different angles or am I just expecting them to be and my brain is making them look that way? they appear to be the same angle
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they're the same angle they're just poo poo garbage
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Blue Train posted:I'm the windows store icon that is so universally recognized and has such market penetration that it is the only tile without text just like the icon, it coincidentally has the same functionality as bag with a hole in it
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Last Chance posted:they appear to be the same angle new icon spotted
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carry on then posted:new icon spotted i'm sure if you spammed the windows button enough it would just get stuck in this position eventually so is this still coming out within 2.5 months?
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