May 2015 Chat Thread: Bareback sex with Katy Perry

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also if you haven't been watching China, IL then you are missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QoM7Gakon0

# ? May 15, 2015 06:31

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 08:46

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

china il rules, man

neely's work before that is super good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

# ? May 15, 2015 06:39

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

elite_garbage_man posted:

china il rules, man

neely's work before that is super good too.

truth

making it from a 10 min show to a 30 min show was pretty much the best thing possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

# ? May 15, 2015 06:41

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

what in the gently caress did i just read

# ? May 15, 2015 06:49

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

truth

making it from a 10 min show to a 30 min show was pretty much the best thing possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

# ? May 15, 2015 06:50

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

# ? May 15, 2015 06:56

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Bolow posted:

is this really from the movie because if it is i might go out like pee wee herman when i see it

# ? May 15, 2015 06:57

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bolow posted:

so very loving metal

# ? May 15, 2015 07:02

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Cole posted:

is this really from the movie because if it is i might go out like pee wee herman when i see it

He's basically the bugler to communicate with the giant gently caress off convoy of death cars.

Except instead of bugling he shreds on his sick rear end loving rhythm guitar that shoots fire.

# ? May 15, 2015 07:05

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Bolow posted:

He's basically the bugler to communicate with the giant gently caress off convoy of death cars.

Except instead of bugling he shreds on his sick rear end loving rhythm guitar that shoots fire.

seriously what other marketing do you need than this

# ? May 15, 2015 07:06

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

better be playing some slayer on that axe

# ? May 15, 2015 07:06

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Bolow posted:

Can someone make this avatar sized?

# ? May 15, 2015 07:09

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

i read her other posts

:catstare:

# ? May 15, 2015 07:33

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

bb king died like an hour ago

# ? May 15, 2015 07:35

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

god i love rick and morty

Is the new season out yet?

# ? May 15, 2015 07:40

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

elite_garbage_man posted:

© 2015 by veins the film guy

This triggered my American Sniper PTSD.

Cole posted:

bb king died like an hour ago

# ? May 15, 2015 07:52

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i read her other posts

explains this

# ? May 15, 2015 08:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ny5ajCn0xw

# ? May 15, 2015 08:35

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Guys I have an idea for the movie. Lets have a guy on top of a truck with an obscene amount of speakers playing a guitar. How can we make that even better?

FLAMES.

OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR.

:megadeath:

# ? May 15, 2015 09:01

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/04/veteran-ptsd-bill/

I shared this on Facebook and I had 2 different non-veteran super conservative friends get indignant because they thought it was real. :facepalm:

# ? May 15, 2015 11:16

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

ded posted:

Guys I have an idea for the movie. Lets have a guy on top of a truck with an obscene amount of speakers playing a guitar. How can we make that even better?

FLAMES.

OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR.

Apparently they originally built it as a flame thrower that looked like a guitar and George Miller told the prop guy to redo it and make the guitar work as well :v:

# ? May 15, 2015 16:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

This is loving amazing how am I just hearing about it now

Atomic wedgie killer tells Oklahoma judge: 'It's like a bad dream'

quote:

Brad Lee Davis, 34, of McLoud, pleaded guilty Monday to first-degree manslaughter for killing his stepfather the night of Dec. 21, 2013, after a fight.

The former Marine described the fight Wednesday at a hearing meant to help the judge decide the appropriate punishment. Sentencing is set for July 16.

The victim, Denver Lee St. Clair, 58, died after he was strangled by the elastic band of his own blue underwear. The band had been pulled over his head from behind. The cloth had ripped away from the band as the underwear was yanked.

# ? May 15, 2015 16:05

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Bolow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iD3-3QMwYM

Dead Reckoning posted:

Can someone make this avatar sized?

What part of it?

# ? May 15, 2015 16:05

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Bolow posted:

Duzzy Funlop posted:

so very loving metal

Not only is it looks metal as gently caress, the Doofwagon is pretty much the metal version of the military bugler. It makes sense if you dont have radios and all cars have noisy as gently caress V8s just tick some drummers, gigantic speakers and a guitar that spews flames.

# ? May 15, 2015 17:08

terrez: Mar 20, 2012

Fuuuuuuuuuyyyyyvk I smoked too much hookah and hit on a super hot gay chick

We're gon a wrestle I 2 weeks

# ? May 15, 2015 17:11

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

terrez posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuyyyyyvk I smoked too much hookah and hit on a super hot gay chick

We're gon a wrestle I 2 weeks

gently caress fight or kill, it's all the same right Whopper Junior?

# ? May 15, 2015 17:21

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Rad Lieutenant posted:

This is loving amazing how am I just hearing about it now

Atomic wedgie killer tells Oklahoma judge: 'It's like a bad dream'

This.

# ? May 15, 2015 17:30

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

What part of it?

I was kidding, I don't think you could really avatarize a gif that big without losing so much data that it would look like crap. I suspect there will be a lot more Mad Max avs around here after the 15th though, I'm going to pick out something fiery for mine.

# ? May 15, 2015 17:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

MA-Horus posted:

gently caress fight or kill, it's all the same right Whopper Junior?

wrestling lesbians is about the only way I ever get laid.

# ? May 15, 2015 17:42

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Flikken posted:

I shared this on Facebook and I had 2 different non-veteran super conservative friends get indignant because they thought it was real. :facepalm:

In all fairness duffelblog articles catch me off guard almost every time if only for a moment

# ? May 15, 2015 18:09

Vasudus: May 30, 2003

if you just tell me the name of the article there's a 50/50 chance I'll correctly guess it's satire

I'm that cynical and the gov is that terrible.

# ? May 15, 2015 19:48

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

on this gently caress you friday have some PANTERA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7njvwB-Ks

# ? May 15, 2015 20:09

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Pretty much the best.

# ? May 15, 2015 21:08

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Who?

Who told you that?

Some dude that bangs fatties.

That's who told you that.

Truth is, sexy athletic hardbody young 20 something's beat fatty any day all day every day in every way.

I've tamed enough wild water buffalos, as well as smoking hot bipolar psych ward manic college freshmen having their first of many in-patient hospitalizations to say with a high degree of certainty that fatty better bring a hot friend.

And Fatty only gets to watch on the grounds that she only make eye contact with her friend, that said eye contact be encouraging and non judgmental, and also tubs is working that camera phone and getting the weird angles. I'm talking I wanna see my own gooch and full vaginal penetration. In the same frame, you dumb fat bitch. And bitch best know how blemish remove because an 18 month combat diet of MRE's gave me hemroids that left my starfish looking like an early Jackson pollock knock off motif adjourning an anal topography not not exactly like the surface of the moon.

So uh yeah, fatty better bring a friend: FB2AF.

I feel the need to quote this save it for history sake

# ? May 15, 2015 21:38

Xenaba: Feb 18, 2003; Pillbug

I had a boner for the entire two hours of Mad Max. That movie was incredible.

# ? May 15, 2015 23:20

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

Got my Fall classes registered. There isn't an online class available for everything I'm taking, but only half of mine will be in-person this time. No class at all on fridays. :getin: