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A Classy Ghost posted:BOOOOOOOOOOOO Of course you'd say that. You're a ghost  .
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aardwolf posted:Of course you'd say that. You're a ghost Jesus Christ, let a Deceased-American be bilingual without the shaming.
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May 16, 2015 04:21
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AlbieQuirky posted:Jesus Christ, let a Deceased-American be bilingual without the shaming. Yeah, tell them to check their living privilege at the DOOR!
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oldpainless posted:That story seems a tad unbelievable. I'd say the cake is a lie. I see that you're 'overusedshitmemekin' (I was gonna make the exact same joke)
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Sentient Data posted:It's not abuse Santa Claus is also child abuse as you are lying to and coercing children to be good or they will be punished with coal and have to watch all their friends get presents. Truly tyrannical
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gently caress you, imgur. http://imgur.com/gallery/fiSFF Dude was homeless and has some hard truth to tell. - Homeless people eat like kings - Literally every homeless person earns 100-200$ per day and spend it all on heroin, cigarettes, alcohol or pot.. except for the dude posting this. He's an accomplished musician and used his money to buy bus tickets to his family. - No homeless person has been victim to domestic violence, they're lying for that sweet $$$. If they were really abused, wouldn't the police have been involved????? - Less than a third of "vets" are liars, tricking old people into giving them fat stacks of cash - Clothes grow on trees, mobile phones and phone bills are free - Most "homeless" people actually choose to do it because it pays so loving well Thanks, John Galt.
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May 16, 2015 16:21
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*seductively reaches in her pocket*
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Sentient Data posted:It's not abuse if you're in a hurry! if you think telling your kid "if you don't behave I'm leaving you here" is abuse, I don't know what to tell you. If you think you can reason with a 3 year old, good luck.
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May 16, 2015 19:20
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Who was she flirting with? I'm assuming the apple juice.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Who was she flirting with? The readers.
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May 16, 2015 20:16
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quote:Guy: *rolls his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose* This isn't the first time I've seen this pinch nose thing in these STDH. What's the deal with that?
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It's right there in the text  quote:(I’m a high school student working at a fast food restaurant in a very small town. One day, a girl from school comes in who is known to be a little more than friendly to guys. A fairly good looking older guy comes in after and she takes notice.) Also, he's the same guy that stands up for the cashier at the end: quote:Guy: *looks at the girl* “Okay, this is taking so long. Anyone with a grade school education knows that two quarters, two dimes, and a nickel is only 75 cents. Now, please, give her the money and get going. I’m in a hurry. And don’t throw it at her this time. She’s obviously way smarter than you and doesn’t need to take any crap from people like you.” Which is why she's embarassed to the point of never looking at the cashier again at school. e: ^^ it's a way that some people wrongly describe a kind of facepalm, like this: 
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Boris Galerkin posted:This isn't the first time I've seen this pinch nose thing in these STDH. What's the deal with that? that thing stan does on south park
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May 16, 2015 20:31
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Sentient Data posted:It's not abuse if you're in a hurry! Lol yeah let's just logically talk it out with the three year old, I'm sure they'll see your side if the argument eventually
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May 16, 2015 20:33
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Vindolanda posted:*seductively reaches in her pocket* loving sluts amirite
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May 16, 2015 21:46
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Good thing she ran out, seeing as there's no gym in this town she's gotta get her excercize in somehow
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Your Computer posted:gently caress you, imgur. e: quote:For many, homeless was a choice. Sounds strange but it is true. Nobody wanted to work. Why? Money and goods flowed like you hear about on wall street. Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 22:37 on May 16, 2015 |
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May 16, 2015 22:34
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I'm on welfare, so living like a king already. Can't wait until enough bills rack up that i can't afford my place of living any more. Then it's finally on to the sweet, sweet homeless life and I have finally reached everything I ever wanted!
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Postal Parcel posted:That was the biggest sign of STDH to me. I've volunteered at soup kitchens. That found isn't absolute trash, but it's far from "best I ever ate". Maybe being in Western MA is different than Atlanta, but I really have trouble "believing" any of his bs He's being extremely hyperbolic, and generalizing in a big way, but the broad strokes of his story align with my own experiences. You only really go hungry if you couldn't make it to the various soup kitchens. Clothes were surprisingly easy to get, including shoes. I don't have any experience with the panhandling/busking side of things, but there were a lot of day labor jobs that would send a guy with a van out to the shelters in the morning to pick up folks who want to make some money. Bagging phone books for distribution, holding signs on the side of the road, stuff like that. And yeah, there's a lot of people who choose to be homeless. Usually those people are paranoid schizophrenics, though. Mental illness is VERY common among homeless populations.
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People should try and speak to their children instead of emotionally abusing them. Parent: Billy get your coat on we have to leave for your grandmother's! Billy: No, I don't want to. Parent: When you were born you entered into the social contract which dictates you must obey your parents but in turn it means they protect and take care of you along with the rest of society. The social contract is the cornerstone of our very humanity and what raises us above the beasts of the field. Billy: A bit melodramatic and I've never been a fan of Hobbes but nevertheless I shall attend to your wishes papa. content: 
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Postal Parcel posted:That was the biggest sign of STDH to me. I've volunteered at soup kitchens. That found isn't absolute trash, but it's far from "best I ever ate". Maybe being in Western MA is different than Atlanta, but I really have trouble "believing" any of his bs There are lots of 'homeless' kids hanging around places like San Diego. They actually have real places to live,but want the 'homeless experience' because gently caress You, Dad. And there are a lot of people who hate rules set at home. Unreasonable rules, like no smoking/drinking/drugs in the house, no sex outside of your own bedroom, no bringing creepy guys around your little sisters. Here in the desert, we get people who think they can disappear, which to a certain extent is true. A lot of them owe money to someone, so they simply go homeless to avoid the problem. No one tracks who turns in recycle, or gathers money at the offramp.
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I remember people like that around the Drag at UT Austin, but kids like that are a small subset of the homeless population.STDH probably typed with one hand posted:Hi, throw away account here. This happened about 2 years ago. My wife (Lets call her Rachel) and I like to take a trip to Vegas at least once every couple of years. We don't gamble much but love going to the shows and attractions. That year, her sister (Lets call her Jody) went through a nasty divorce and was depressed for a long time. My wife wanted her to come along on our next Vegas trip. I agreed and had no problem. When we were younger (Met my wife in college), her sister would tag along quite often. Whether it was off to a party or on a day trip, Jody was always cool to be around. Even though they are twins, I absolutely have no interest in her. Jody is more of a "party girl",self-fish and vein (She has plastic boobs). My wife is sweet, all natural, kind and self-less.
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My "package of contents"
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Here's one of those dumb meme comics that are more popular than they should be. 
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bobjr posted:Here's one of those dumb meme comics that are more popular than they should be. This is literally a bit from one of Lewis Black's albums
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So does the potato bit make sense in the Lewis Black routine or is it just some dumb meme comic thing?
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codespace posted:And yeah, there's a lot of people who choose to be homeless. Usually those people are paranoid schizophrenics, though. Mental illness is VERY common among homeless populations. HA! Gotcha! Mental illness isn't real, it's just people being lazy and making excuses!  Sentient Data posted:My "package of contents" it starts to come out of her
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bobjr posted:Here's one of those dumb meme comics that are more popular than they should be. I remember this from high school on 4chan (I got better). But the variations I remember she bit his dick off and it was told to an ambulance worker or something.
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May 17, 2015 05:03
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Lol at the goon who cried "emotional abuse" at his parents pretending to leave him behind.
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EmmyOk posted:Santa Claus is also child abuse as you are lying to and coercing children to be good or they will be punished with coal and have to watch all their friends get presents. Truly tyrannical
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May 17, 2015 06:05
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quote:He’s Never Finn-ished
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"self-fish and vein (She has plastic boobs)" Self-fish is killing me. Plastic boobs a close second for hilarity
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Popeahuntis posted:"self-fish and vein (She has plastic boobs)" Vain.
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aardwolf posted:Of course you'd say that. You're a ghost Racist
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Nth Doctor posted:Vain. No, vein. Stop hating on bloodvessel-Americans.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Racist Yeah ? Well you're a slut. Man it'd been a while since I last saw ragefaces. ibntumart posted:So does the potato bit make sense in the Lewis Black routine or is it just some dumb meme comic thing? It's a popular "lol random" thing, and a lot of 9gag posts end in "potato" just as a lot of imgur things end with "cat tax"
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ibntumart posted:I remember people like that around the Drag at UT Austin, but kids like that are a small subset of the homeless population. That reminds me of this one I saw a day ago or so quote:This actually happened 2 weeks ago. Let me start off by explaining that I am a twin, I have an identical twin brother and we date identical twin sisters. My gf and her sister live together, and last friday night after a night of drinking I am came to my gfs house without letting her know. I have a key so I let my self in. I found my gf sleeping on the couch, now keep in mind it was pretty dark and I was drunk. So i was feeling a lil frisky so i snuggled up to her on the couch and started doing my thing.. we were in the middle of the deed and she moaned a name, however it wasnt mine.. it was my brothers. Thats when i realized i hosed up and i was having sex with my gf sister/ my brothers gf. I didnt know if i should finish or stop. But i did the responsible thing and stopped, and told her i made a horrible mistake. We still havent told my gf and my brother, we dont know what to do. Do i keep it a secret or tell my brother the truth? To be fair though one of the top comments was quote:Out of everything that has never happened, this didn't happen the most.
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Seriously, did he just jam it in dry? identifying if someone is your current partner even if you're blind, deaf, and smellless should be one of the easiest things in the world. Sure foreplay isn't an exact routine done in the same order every time, but you must be boring as hell if you can't identify your partner's tendencies by feel alone
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quote:This actually happened 2 weeks ago. Let me start off by explaining that I am a twin, I have an identical twin brother and we date identical twin sisters. My gf and her sister live together, and last friday night after a night of drinking I am came to my gfs house without letting her know. I have a key so I let my self in. I found my gf sleeping on the couch, now keep in mind it was pretty dark and I was drunk. So i was feeling a lil frisky so i snuggled up to her on the couch and started doing my thing.. we were in the middle of the deed and she moaned a name, however it wasnt mine.. it was my brothers. Thats when i realized i hosed up and i was having sex with my gf sister/ my brothers gf. I didnt know if i should finish or stop. But i did the responsible thing and stopped, and told her i made a horrible mistake. We still havent told my gf and my brother, we dont know what to do. Do i keep it a secret or tell my brother the truth? Should I stop having sex with semi-conscious woman who thinks I'm someone else? So hard to know what to do
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