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Dias posted:those aren't even sexy jiggles those are menacing jiggles See that's their trick, they lure unsuspecting men in and then break their jaws when they go in for the motorboat. It's a cunning ninja trick that you rarely ever see, but its rare use is what makes it special.
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you guys clearly can't understand the rich mating rituals of boobs.
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May 18, 2015 05:21
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Whoever makes these jiggle physics doesn't understand how boobs work either. 
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May 18, 2015 05:28
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Kimmalah posted:Whoever makes these jiggle physics doesn't understand how boobs work either. Hahaha as if the people that made this game have ever seen a real breast
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May 18, 2015 05:29
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Why is every loving character just like, constantly wiggling. There is no tit that goes unjiggled for a moment. This is like a level above fan-service. Charles Martel posted:I didn't just watch snailborne again at work. I can't get snailborne out of my head. Everything is so fantastic about it. "woooooooooooow" "speed."
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May 18, 2015 05:35
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CJacobs posted:I think I may be going to the dark side because when they were talking about the character designs while they were dancing around all I could think of was "those breasts don't look realistic or appealing at all they just look like Dead or Alive watermelon balloons" You'd be able to get away with poo poo if it started up with a decent framerate and was also fun to play before you just slapped on anime tits as big as their giant powerpuff girl heads. But noooooooooooo can't just say you're the kinda person that's totally buying the thing pandered to you even though it'd be better served as an artbook or a bunch of stickers or anything that wasn't expected to run on anything.
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May 18, 2015 05:41
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DumbparameciuM posted:Did Liam make this video as penenace for the shittalking he delivered a couple of podcasts ago? What kind of shittalking was this?
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May 18, 2015 05:51
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Oxyclean posted:Why is every loving character just like, constantly wiggling. There is no tit that goes unjiggled for a moment. This is like a level above fan-service. I'm not even 100% sure why it's so funny to me, but "It's an aaaalien" just sticks in my head. I also watched some videos of the singing brainlady monsters and while they're still horrible to deal with in-game, it's hard to hate an enemy that literally just wanders around in a dress going "Lalala  "
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May 18, 2015 06:02
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I was half-watching this Creepy Anime Bullshit while playing Hearthstone earlier so now I don't remember any of what I saw and now I have to watch the the first half of the video again kill me
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May 18, 2015 07:00
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Yes. "Have to".
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May 18, 2015 07:01
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A good poster posted:What kind of shittalking was this? https://twitter.com/mattmcmuscles/status/579415446748860416 DumbparameciuM posted:podcasts I hosed it up, it was me! DPM fucked around with this message at 07:12 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 07:05
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Some great Snailbourne burns in this Dark_Tzitzimine video.
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May 18, 2015 07:13
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Woolie`s title drops in the Mystery Box are much less impressive when you remember that Retsupurae did the same thing for an hour and a half over the same game. C'mon Woolz, get your head in the game
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May 18, 2015 07:16
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Well someone played the whole game for them. I think the president was involved somehow. Also evil Bruce Willis.
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May 18, 2015 07:51
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I bought Senran Kagura because I thought it'd be a fun booby game, but the framerate shits the bed so hard that it actively dipped into the single digits and fights become an incomprehensible mess. I have not bought a game since because apparently all of them loving have garbage framerate issues.
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Let it be known that if you want people owning to the fact that they played anime booby games you should start by making a decent game that doesn't go Drakengard 3 on the framerate.Kimmalah posted:Whoever makes these jiggle physics doesn't understand how boobs work either. They also don't seem to understand how fights work since they've got one chick beating up hundreds on her own. Not to mention physics in general since they're doing ground rushes from up in the air! And their attacks all seem to only be destroying clothes instead of breaking bones! :aaaa: I think the people who made this videogame may not understand how anything works in the real world.
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Beef Waifu posted:I bought Senran Kagura because I thought it'd be a fun booby game, but the framerate shits the bed so hard that it actively dipped into the single digits and fights become an incomprehensible mess. I have not bought a game since because apparently all of them loving have garbage framerate issues. I've done some research (that homeless man was really talkative today) and I'm fairly certain that the Dynamic Jiggling System™ is attempting to render all breasts within eyeshot. This is a Herculean effort in itself for any system and basically a pipe-dream on the Vita.
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May 18, 2015 09:08
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How the gently caress is the PS2 able to handle all of the booby rendering of Rumble Roses, yet the PS4 version of this Senran Kagura game's framerate is blowing up. Rumble Roses was a fun booby game, btw.
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Beef Waifu posted:How the gently caress is the PS2 able to handle all of the booby rendering of Rumble Roses, yet the PS4 version of this Senran Kagura game's framerate is blowing up. I feel like there's an Emotion Engine joke somewhere in this situation, or maybe a Blast Processing one.
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May 18, 2015 09:31
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Beef Waifu posted:Breast Processing Woah man, just because it's a japanese game doesn't mean you can just be racist like that smh
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Beef Waifu posted:I bought Senran Kagura because I thought it'd be a fun booby game
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May 18, 2015 09:47
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I'll spend my money however I please and if I wanna buy lovely booby games, I'm gonna do it.
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May 18, 2015 09:51
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Oh Jesus, Liam said touchpad and not touchscreen. That framerate's on a PS4, not on a Vita, or a Vita emulated on an iMac or something.
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May 18, 2015 12:25
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I hope that the maker of the Snailborne vids includes a clip of Woolie, in Double Dragon Neon, saying "Any game with invulnerability rolls is cake, man".
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May 18, 2015 13:27
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Love that Liam and Matt are making GBS threads on the bloodborne lp in this boob video
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May 18, 2015 13:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNEAW-8Fns Spicy moves
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May 18, 2015 17:59
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What bloodborne episode does woolie find out that pat's played ahead?
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May 18, 2015 18:15
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I have a feeling Pat's going to regret not giving him the milk.
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RIP Woolie, he had a good run.
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May 18, 2015 18:37
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Okay where's the slow motion version of this video? That's what I want to see.
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May 18, 2015 19:04
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Do they normally do ghost peppers on hpg or was Woolie a special event because he "likes hot stuff"
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goldblums eyes posted:What bloodborne episode does woolie find out that pat's played ahead? It's right at the start of part 25.
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The Woolie Hole became the mouth of a raging volcano after that poo poo. Most other guys did habaneros, so Woolie went big and got wrecked by the pepper. Poor Woolie.
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May 18, 2015 20:15
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Pat should do one of those, only this time Woolie would be there to make sure no one gives him milk or ice cream.
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RareAcumen posted:Let it be known that if you want people owning to the fact that they played anime booby games you should start by making a decent game that doesn't go Drakengard 3 on the framerate. It's almost as if I was making some sort of a "joke" rather than genuine criticism of boob jiggle.  I'm not sure why you felt the need to get so defensive of this game.
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May 18, 2015 20:33
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Haha get gud woolie don't be such a scrub.
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So does the scene with Patches pushing you into the poison only happen before you beat Amygdala? I'm pretty sure I saw them walk by where that normally happens but didn't see the treasure or trail of shining coins. It's be a shame if Pat missed out on that.
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I think it's the same as in Dark Souls where Patches moves on if you beat the boss of the area. Either way I don't think they went right up to the ledge which is where the cutscene happens from. edit: Fun fact about that ledge, too; again like in Dark Souls, Patches is actually physically there before he knocks you off. If you turn around and look up you can see him clinging onto the wall, and if you peg him with a pebble to knock him down he'll fall off the side of the cliff and die.
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