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bonvivant posted:torrent of diarrhea form the mouth/nose ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:don't sign your posts
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Colonel Cool posted:What is the most influential webcomic? Ponsonby Britt posted:Spider-Man, unless I'm misinterpreting the question.
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# ? May 17, 2015 08:43 |
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Specter posted:I wonder what General Sherman would say... ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:"What the devil is that fellow doing to his rear end?" Dusty Baker 2 posted:He'd probably wonder just where in the hell the Goat Sea really was. JnnyThndrs posted:"President Lincoln, with all due respect, this is one Sea that I am unwilling to march to."
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Karate Bastard posted:This is something that I'll have to see picture evidence of. I have a vision of a Johnny shitkicker with a backwards baseball cap scratching his head and puzzling over a yard that has somehow become Normandy. I wonder if Helldump and Laisees Fart could be returned in archival form. I mean, surely the old posts haven't all been deleted?
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# ? May 17, 2015 10:32 |
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LF archives can still be accessed.
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# ? May 17, 2015 13:17 |
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Regarding the New Zealand Prime Minister:SurreptitiousMuffin posted:John Key is damp in his soul. There is something about the way he sags that calls to mind a mould-riddled house on the brink of falling down. The air around him is slightly humid, and sticky-sweet. He licks his lips a little too often, and smiles a little too wide; if he were a monkey, I'd think he were about to attack. He is not a monkey, though. He is a man; a man in a perfectly-tailored suit that somehow becomes poorly-fitted from being draped around his strange lumpen body. He is drab, in a way that's almost infectious. He is less a man than a mound of sour boiled cabbage that has learned how to walk.
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# ? May 18, 2015 08:13 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Regarding the New Zealand Prime Minister: Pretty sure that's a quote about nixon or some other politician by hunter s thompson
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it reminds me of this gemautopsy-turvey posted:This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds.
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That's fantastic, nearly pissed myself laughing.Nanomashoes posted:Pretty sure that's a quote about nixon or some other politician by hunter s thompson Really? drat. Still, learn something new every day.
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# ? May 18, 2015 09:00 |
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Enhydra Lutris posted:I am Curious as to the Mechanisms of Lesbian Sexual Intercourse; as both Partners are Female; neither possesses a Penis; therefore there is nothing to insert into the Vagina as is the case in Heterosexual Sexual Intercourse (the Penis becomes engorged with Blood [Erection] and is inserted into the Vagina; intense pleasure [Orgasm] results from friction against the Clitoris [a microscopic clump of Nerve Endings]; I once experienced an Orgasm; I did not like it; I thought that I would Urinate); I have heard that Lesbian Women commit Sexual Intercourse by connecting their Groins and rapidly contracting their Muscular Thighs to create a pulsing squeeze that eventuates in Orgasm; I do not know if this is True. The Grey Whale (Eschrichtius robustus) frequently develops Lasting Companionships between Specimens of the same Gender; this includes Female Whales; these Pairs engage in Companionable Behaviour; they swim together; but only the Male Pairs engage in Sexual Intercourse; they entwine their Penises above the Water; and rub against each other's Bodies in order to masturbate via Friction; Female Grey Whale Pairs seem to lead a sexless existence because there is no Penis. Humans can construct an Artificial Penis; Rubber is a popular Material; as is Resin; Plastic; Foam; Carrot; Wood; Latex; Other; but Whales cannot construct an Artificial Penis; they do not have the Executive Functions required for such manipulations; furthermore they lack Opposable Thumbs; and access to Materials. Here is a Photograph of Two (2) Grey Whales engaging in Sexual Intercourse; the Pink Objects are their Penises.
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# ? May 18, 2015 12:33 |
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Dude needs to lay off the gas a little before his gimmick gets completely tiresome.
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# ? May 18, 2015 12:41 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Pretty sure that's a quote about nixon or some other politician by hunter s thompson
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# ? May 18, 2015 13:16 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Dude needs to lay off the gas a little before his gimmick gets completely tiresome. At this point I'm willing to consider that there is no gimmick and he is just a very dull man
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:08 |
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There is nothing dull about him. Poster of the year
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:34 |
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Nanomashoes posted:Pretty sure that's a quote about nixon or some other politician by hunter s thompson Hunter S. Thompson posted:
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Nixon sounds like a mod on SA
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# ? May 18, 2015 18:10 |
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Gatdam
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# ? May 18, 2015 18:29 |
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Christ on Sale
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# ? May 18, 2015 20:08 |
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Hunter was a jewel whose like we will probably never see again. I'd like to say he left us too soon, but I'm pretty sure he was spent a good while before he offed himself. R.I.P.
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# ? May 18, 2015 20:20 |
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Nope. Just made it up. My bad, sounds exactly like something he'd write.
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# ? May 18, 2015 21:16 |
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SplitSoul posted:Hunter was a jewel whose like we will probably never see again. I'd like to say he left us too soon, but I'm pretty sure he was spent a good while before he offed himself. R.I.P. I only hope that future generations will someday get to read that eulogy in school in order to properly appreciate the wrath of a man who knows he is small and the bastards are too many. We should carve the drat thing into marble in nice big letters somewhere he would enjoy, like the smoking crater where Nixon's grave once stood.
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darkwasthenight posted:I only hope that future generations will someday get to read that eulogy in school in order to properly appreciate the wrath of a man who knows he is small and the bastards are too many. We should carve the drat thing into marble in nice big letters somewhere he would enjoy, like the smoking crater where Nixon's grave once stood. Verboseness is verboten, wordiness is worthless. Condense it into one easy-to-quote sentence, and maybe it'll stick around. But probably not.
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# ? May 19, 2015 00:00 |
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TetsuoTW posted:Dude needs to lay off the gas a little before his gimmick gets completely tiresome. Before it gets tiresome?
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# ? May 19, 2015 00:01 |
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zidane13 posted:Verboseness is verboten, wordiness is worthless. Condense it into one easy-to-quote sentence, and maybe it'll stick around. But probably not. "He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin." Any of these sentences would be a good one to put on his grave with here lies richard nixon before them
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TerminalSaint posted:Mad Max Of Mars? Late Unpleasantness posted:Fixed to more properly represent Hypermasculine Atomic Hero Mad Max Who Doesn't Take Orders.
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Nanomashoes posted:My bad, sounds exactly like something he'd write. zidane13 posted:Verboseness is verboten, wordiness is worthless. Condense it into one easy-to-quote sentence, and maybe it'll stick around. But probably not. I'd rather read a lot of good words than a few bad ones.
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# ? May 19, 2015 04:59 |
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zidane13 posted:Verboseness is verboten, wordiness is worthless. Condense it into one easy-to-quote sentence, and maybe it'll stick around. But probably not.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:I'm kind of flattered, honestly. I don't follow the ironicat unless I'm missing something, you quoted a short post?
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I don't think he's being salty, he's just correct. People remember "I have a dream" and maybe a line or two that came after it, not the whole speech. It's really not going out on a limb to say "people are more likely to remember something short." Brevity is the soul of wit and all that. I agree with you all that the Thompson excoriation of Nixon is good and funny. I'm just saying it's really densely packed with things that are all relatively equally funny, which makes it hard for any one line to stand out above the rest and be that quotable thing people remember.
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# ? May 19, 2015 12:28 |
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Chantilly Say posted:I don't follow the ironicat unless I'm missing something, you quoted a short post? I think he thought "verbose" means "uses big words" instead of "uses a lot of words."
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# ? May 19, 2015 12:29 |
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Here's something brief: Ugh. Ughhhhhhh.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Here's something brief: Ugh. Ughhhhhhh. If you do man kegels, you'll last longer.
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:05 |
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The Aviation thread in AI is posting 777 airliners in honor of the 777th page. And then...The Locator posted:That's not a 77... oh...
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:38 |
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Moridin920 posted:some radio host mentioned this morning that she was an anti-vaxxer and I was just like 'you dumb loving bitch' and shut the radio off
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An Angry Bug posted:The Aviation thread in AI is posting 777 airliners in honor of the 777th page. And then... Pretty good, but would have been better as the page 778 snipe.
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# ? May 19, 2015 18:23 |
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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for the injection of mercury that in every other context would be bad for you, but in this special way that only doctors know it's good
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That's how I say grace before eating a tuna sandwich.
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Baronjutter posted:Lazerbot is 12-25 and may suffer from some sort of syndrome. VideoGames posted:awesome syndrome Boss Wiggler posted:Awetisome
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Enhydra lutris posted:It is not loving Weird; it is Normal Behaviour for Siblings to share the Bed; it is a Low Cost method for saving on the Heating of a House and it reassures a Sibling who is afraid of the dark; it minimises the Risk of Nocturnal Disaster; I share the Bed with my Sibling when he is Drunk; I worry that he will aspirate his Vomit and suffocate; being in the same Bed minimises this Risk because I will hear the Sounds if he is Choking; I will then be able to intervene; and prevent this Tragedy. Otherwise I will worry all Night; I will not be able to Sleep; I will be tired and unable to Concentrate the next Day; I will exhibit Challenging Behaviours; he will not Understand; he will say Everybody Has A Drink Some Times; it is not an Emergency; but it could be.
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It's like trying to read that loving Sovereign Citizen legal code.
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