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„marodierende Gutmenschen" „Bei euch darf ich wenigstens noch den Holocaust leugnen." el oh el
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True story, the one cop I used to know for a long time would, in the run-up to every election, threaten to vote for the NPD. "This time I'm really going to do it, someone needs to wake up the guys up there." I don't know if he ever followed through, though. Anyway, nowadays I know two cops because that guy's son became a cop too. He doesn't threaten to vote NPD, but he DOES say things like "In die Gegend würde ich nicht gehen, da gibt es sehr viele Südländer" and "Wir wissen ja alle, wie unsere türkischen Freunde so drauf sind". When you tried to argue with either of them it was always "you don't know what it's like out there, man". That phone leak is literally the least surprising thing in the world. Also, Moderatoren, please rename me „Fein fein deutscher vater deutsches kind 88", thanks in advance
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May 19, 2015 19:39
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Ohne den Verfassungsschutz seit ihr nur zu zweit!
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May 20, 2015 00:29
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*in an extremely Riso voice* "Bis zu 1000 Missbrauchsopfer bei den Grünen in den 80er und 90er Jahren" http://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/p...n/11798992.html quote:Nach Informationen des Tagesspiegels beleuchtet die Untersuchung ein Missbrauchs-Netzwerk innerhalb der damaligen Alternativen Liste. Mindestens drei Täter, mehrfach verurteilt wegen Missbrauchs, waren damals im Berliner Verband aktiv. Sie gründeten eine eigene Arbeitsgemeinschaft „Jung & Alt“ innerhalb der Partei und richteten in Kreuzberg einen Freizeitladen namens „Falckenstein“-Keller ein. Dort missbrauchten sie nach Zeugenaussagen zahlreiche Jungen, die sie vorher in Grundschulen angeworben hatten. Good work, great job. Can't let the Catholic church have the monopoly on flippant pedophilia jokes.
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May 20, 2015 08:35
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Smirr posted:*in an extremely Riso voice* "Bis zu 1000 Missbrauchsopfer bei den Grünen in den 80er und 90er Jahren" What do we learn? Groups that try to better the world (or at least say they are doing that) are a hotbed for pedophiles.
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May 20, 2015 11:38
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GaussianCopula posted:What do we learn? Groups that try to better the world (or at least say they are doing that) are a hotbed for pedophiles. What a retarded statement.
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May 20, 2015 12:00
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GaussianCopula posted:What do we learn? Groups that try to better the world (or at least say they are doing that) are a hotbed for pedophiles.
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May 20, 2015 12:06
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frankenfreak posted:"Let's not try to better the world lest we become pedophiles" is what you're saying then? No, let's all be egocentric and through the combined powers of our egocentricity the world will be better for everyone. Much preferable to "heal the world (and touch little boys)".
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May 20, 2015 12:13
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GaussianCopula posted:What do we learn? Groups that try to better the world (or at least say they are doing that) are a hotbed for pedophiles. So am I supposed to take away from this statement the other parties don't try to better the world, or are they hotbeds for pedophiles, too? Of course I wouldn't put it past some of them to try to go with the first option. CSU: "We're openly evil, but at least we aren't pedophiles!"
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May 20, 2015 12:14
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Libluini posted:So am I supposed to take away from this statement the other parties don't try to better the world, or are they hotbeds for pedophiles, too? I think that the CSU wants to make Bavaria better for the people that live in Bavaria and vote CSU, just like the CDU wants to make Germany better for the people that live in Germany (and vote CDU).
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May 20, 2015 12:31
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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GaussianCopula posted:I think that the CSU wants to make Bavaria better for the people that live in Bavaria and vote CSU, just like the CDU wants to make Germany better for the people that live in Germany (and vote CDU). 
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May 20, 2015 12:36
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It's like GaussianCopula saw Riso's gimmick and decided to dial it up to 11
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May 20, 2015 12:38
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GaussianCopula posted:I think that the CSU wants to make Bavaria better for the people that live in Bavaria and vote CSU, just like the CDU wants to make Germany better for the people that live in Germany (and vote CDU). So are they only pedophilic towards Bavarian children then?
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May 20, 2015 12:42
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GaussianCopula posted:I think that the CSU wants to make Bavaria better for the people that live in Bavaria and vote CSU, just like the CDU wants to make Germany better for the people that live in Germany (and vote CDU). Yeah, contrast that with the evil Greens, who want a better world for everyone, or the vile Left, who wants a better world for all the workers. Regardless of how they vote. GaussianCopula: "If you don't vote for the CDU/CSU, you better expect those parties to make life worse for everyone in Germany/Bavaria not voting for them!" Today more taxes for non-CDU voters, tomorrow the deathcamps.
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May 20, 2015 12:45
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"Don't try to do good things, you'll only end up loving children."
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May 20, 2015 13:14
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"Don't give to the poor. Think of the children, and buy a yacht."
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May 20, 2015 13:15
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Hey GaussianCopula, is the degree to which trying to do good makes me want to gently caress kids dependent on net welfare, or on personal inconvenience? What I'm trying to say is, if a billionaire gives 1 million and a poor man gives his last dollar, which one is more likely to gently caress a kid? (Ignoring for now that poor people are genetically amoral.)
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May 20, 2015 13:16
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Smirr posted:*in an extremely Riso voice* Do tell me, who do I sound like in your mind?
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May 20, 2015 13:29
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Maybe the reason GaussianCopula is against lowering the murder rate is due him worrying it'll lead to more pedophilia.
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May 20, 2015 14:51
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if you kill everyone you kill all the pedophiles qed
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May 20, 2015 14:51
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Riso posted:Do tell me, who do I sound like in your mind? I meant more that I was muscling in on your turf thematically. I don't really have a specific voice in mind for you, but if you were to press me on the issue I would go with the voice I use for all internet Austrians: Falco. Also, I should have gone with the GaussianCopula voice, holy poo poo
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May 20, 2015 17:32
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blowfish posted:if you kill everyone you kill all the pedophiles Sure, the holocaust had some collateral damage, but think of all the Jewish murderers and rapists we got before they could do harm!
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May 20, 2015 18:00
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ArchangeI posted:Sure, the holocaust had some collateral damage, but think of all the Jewish murderers and rapists we got before they could do harm! Maybe one of them could have been the next Hitler.
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May 20, 2015 18:01
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Frechheit. Da wird man einmal ins Kätzchenkittchen geschickt und schon klaut einem jemand das "Die Grünen sind Pädophile"-Gimmick. 
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May 20, 2015 18:42
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In der heutigen Wirtschaft ist der Konkurrenzkampf unter den poo poo- und Gimmickpostern gewaltig, da darf man sich keine Fehltritte erlauben! 
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May 20, 2015 18:58
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Randler posted:Frechheit. Da wird man einmal ins Kätzchenkittchen geschickt und schon klaut einem jemand das "Die Grünen sind Pädophile"-Gimmick. Mea culpa  Updating deutschgoons.xls as we speak
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Randler posted:Frechheit. Da wird man einmal ins Kätzchenkittchen geschickt und schon klaut einem jemand das "Die Grünen sind Pädophile"-Gimmick. Moment, vorher war es eher ein "Die Sozialdemokraten sind Pädophile"-Gimmick.
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May 20, 2015 19:03
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Bavarian Abitur questions from 2015: http://www.sueddeutsche.de/bildung/schule-was-bayerische-abiturienten-wissen-mussten-1.2471691 quote:In Internetforen zum Zeitgeschehen zeigt sich bisweilen ein kritisches Bild der USA, das sich vor allem auf deren Außenpolitik bezieht. Die Kritik gipfelt im Vorwurf, dass die USA seit über hundert Jahren eine imperiale, die Welt kontrollierende Politik betreiben würden, der gegenüber das Eintreten für Freiheit und Demokratie unglaubwürdige Rhetorik sei. Verfassen Sie einen sachlichen Blog-Beitrag, in dem Sie zu dieser Kritik Stellung beziehen! Lol, state of Bavaria is training the next generation of D&D posters. Also, did the Abitur get easier in recent years? I mean, I'm definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer and even for me it looks like a joke. Am I getting this weird old people disease where they start to believe that modern kids are becoming increasingly dumber?
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May 20, 2015 20:28
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If you have a Bologna degree, it is baloney.
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Those questions are still leagues above most exams in good, non-ivy-league, undegraduate programs in the US.
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Sereri posted:Maybe one of them could have been the next Hitler. waitwhatno posted:Bavarian Abitur questions from 2015: It is said[who?] the Abitur got watered down when it became zentral. Please ignore the increased proportion of 1.0s. Randler posted:If you have a Bologna degree, it is baloney.  "Credit points, here? But we're
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May 20, 2015 20:41
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In einer meiner Leistungskursklausuren habe ich mal das Wort Handelskrieg benutzt und musste mir dann von einem OStR anhören, dass es diesen Begriff nicht gibt. Ein paar Monate später hat der Spiegel mit "Droht ein neuer Handeslskrieg mit China?" aufgemacht. Und das war bevor die SPD in NRW richtig angefangen hat das Schulwesen zu zerlegen.
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May 20, 2015 20:41
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Randler posted:If you have a Bologna degree, it is baloney. "Aren't you that pun gimmick guy from the Germany thread?"
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May 20, 2015 20:46
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1) Still voting for Grüne 24/7 2) gently caress Deutsche Bahn 3) At least I didn't have to sweat while driving today.
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Nope, just looked through an Abitur question archive and it has always been like that. Means I'm just getting old. Guess it's time to finally grow some hair in my ears and go vote the poo poo out of the CSU.
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waitwhatno posted:Bavarian Abitur questions from 2015: Depends on the "Erwartungshorizont" for that question. In years past you would have to write a "letter to the editor" or some other bullshit pretense on why you have to write a short essay, so I have no problem that they call it "blogpost", although I wonder what happens if you start to write your essay in correctly gendered language for the internet. The math questions seem to be okay, depending on how much time you have on average for 1 BE.
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Does DB still do place reservations during strikes? Usually do not bother reserving a seat, but the three earlier connections are already struck so I imagine my train will be quite full tomorrow.GaussianCopula posted:Depends on the "Erwartungshorizont" for that question. In years past you would have to write a "letter to the editor" or some other bullshit pretense on why you have to write a short essay, so I have no problem that they call it "blogpost", although I wonder what happens if you start to write your essay in correctly gendered language for the internet. If you use * and _ bullshit you'r blogpost is no longer sachlich.
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Well, at the S-Bahn emergency trains are running on time and reliably. Strikes have become routine for them.
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Also look at the loving German questions. Had more problems with LK German than with LK Chemistry or GK Physics. I also had an oral exam in economics. Told the teachers about how the Iraq war was all about blood oil for Bush. Got a good grade.
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