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It's like he's a thing that tried to present a confused idea of what a "perfectly normal and totally not-dangerous human being" would look like.
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Wicker Man posted:It's like he's a thing that tried to present a confused idea of what a "perfectly normal and totally not-dangerous human being" would look like. Well, he is from southern New Jersey. 
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Took their bodies off their heads. That is an excellent wording, unironically.
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Light Gun Man posted:Took their bodies off their heads. That is an excellent wording, unironically.
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Gobolatula posted:I can't take credit for that one. It used to be "heads off their bodies" but my wife suggested the other way around because it's much creepier. Well is definitely more correct in a creepy way; the head is where all the thinky feely stuff goes on -- the body is kind of just commanded by it.
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Gobolatula posted:I can't take credit for that one. It used to be "heads off their bodies" but my wife suggested the other way around because it's much creepier. She's right!
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It's kind of funny, because right now, you'd think the school would need saving from Pasqualo and company... But at this rate it seems like the principal is a bigger danger to the people there.
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Gobolatula posted:I can't take credit for that one. It used to be "heads off their bodies" but my wife suggested the other way around because it's much creepier. I remember reading some kind of story when I was a kid where there was a woman? who was... I don't know casting a spell on some girl and the girl was trapped with her somehow. The woman was a very Louisiana voodoo black woman with a red bandana, anyway the girl figured out that the witch woman would take off her head every night to go to sleep so the girl managed to get the head and lock it in a box until the witchy woman agreed to let her go. At least I think that's what happened. Anyway, the woman said something along the lines of "Well I suppose my head can't live without its body," and I remember thinking how creepy it was that she said it kind of the opposite way of something like her body needs its head and our teacher pointed it out to us. So, yeah, I don't know if this post had a point, but I typed it up while I was thinking it so I'm gonna leave it here.
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pathetic little tramp posted:So, yeah, I don't know if this post had a point, but I typed it up while I was thinking it so I'm gonna leave it here. This is how I post also.
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pathetic little tramp posted:I remember reading some kind of story when I was a kid where there was a woman? who was... I don't know casting a spell on some girl and the girl was trapped with her somehow. The woman was a very Louisiana voodoo black woman with a red bandana, anyway the girl figured out that the witch woman would take off her head every night to go to sleep so the girl managed to get the head and lock it in a box until the witchy woman agreed to let her go. At least I think that's what happened. Sounds vaguely like return to oz, but with voodoo
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Cheez posted:It's kind of funny, because right now, you'd think the school would need saving from Pasqualo and company... But at this rate it seems like the principal is a bigger danger to the people there. Yeah, I hope Pasqualo sees this as an opportunity to try and be not-so-evil. Him taking over the school by taking out the Principal would be the best thing for everyone else involved. I miss Rutherford and want his love to live on! A love of ANGER and PISS cut so tragically short.
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Light Gun Man posted:She's right! That wedding goons paid for is rewarding us back tenfold!
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That man ain't right. http://gobolatula.com/ithurts/?comic=291-frogs#comment-16950 
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On the other hand, dude's got six fingers on each hand, we'll be okay
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Quick, plant pumpkins! PLANT ALL THE PUMPKINS! God will know his own!!!
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Also I really can't help reading the principal's lines as if they were voiced by Uncle Grandpa and it's making it even more  .
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tlarn posted:Also I really can't help reading the principal's lines as if they were voiced by Uncle Grandpa and it's making it even more Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm hearing now regarding the Principal. Also Katie has the best expressions. drat.
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tlarn posted:Also I really can't help reading the principal's lines as if they were voiced by Uncle Grandpa and it's making it even more I'm reading Snagglepuss.
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May 22, 2015 08:23
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Aurora, what did you do?
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May 22, 2015 09:40
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I made some garbage in ten minutes that's not close but still similar to how I imagine the principal sounds.
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May 22, 2015 12:14
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I can't believe that first panel and the Principal's speech are from the same comic let alone the same strip. What the gently caress.
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Wicker Man posted:That man ain't right. I bet the principal's friend was Pasqualo's dad.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I bet the principal's friend was Pasqualo's dad. Maybe he is Pasqualo's dad. It's still possible. This top hat can't be a coincidence. \/\/\/ And uncle. 
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May 22, 2015 13:11
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Paladinus posted:Maybe he is Pasqualo's dad. It's still possible. This top hat can't be a coincidence. Maybe it's his grandpa?
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he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin'
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What kind of god hears someone praying to remove feelings of remorse and shame over a horrible slaughter and just goes "OK then, I'll take all your remorse forever." That must have been some kind of terrible alien god.
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Aurora works in mysterious ways.
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God is pretty much one of those genies who dicks you over if you're not hyper-specific.
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Given the entirety of It Hurts, I can't really fault his conclusion, which is why it's VERY VERY helpful that our protagonists are friends with someone a step or two higher than "people like him."
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Bottom left panel is the creepiest thing Gob's ever written.
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Libluini posted:What kind of god hears someone praying to remove feelings of remorse and shame over a horrible slaughter and just goes "OK then, I'll take all your remorse forever." God doesn't help little frogs... or little fishes. 
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May 23, 2015 00:58
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Literally Kermit posted:Quick, plant pumpkins! PLANT ALL THE PUMPKINS! God will know his own!!! 
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May 23, 2015 03:54
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I wonder if this guy has any idea that an apocalypse occurred. I'd like to imagine that he's completely unaffected by it.
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As an aside, Bartleby is a pretty boss name.
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The only place I've ever heard the name Bartleby is immediately preceding "the scrivener."
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May 23, 2015 08:05
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Ben Affleck played a Bartleby in the movie Dogma.
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tlarn posted:Ben Affleck played a Bartleby in the movie Dogma.
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Elysiume posted:Did he scriven? No, actually.
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