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SteelMentor posted:Gotta give them this, whoever the sculptor is they have some serious talent for Chaos stuff and I'd honestly consider picking up some of their not-Thousand Sons stuff (or that tiny not-Anub'arak ) but all their lady miniatures are just... Ugh. It is well documented in the lore that prolonged exposure to warp energies results in enlarged breasts at the price of a shrunken waist and the atrophy of armour to the point where bits of it fall off leaving the weakened midriff exposed. Also the damned ladies find that their sports bra won't fit and everything bounces uncontrollably as they charge with their swords.
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# ? May 26, 2015 17:10 |
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Throbbing blob posted:I know! Let's discuss women's role in tabletop gaming again!
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# ? May 26, 2015 17:32 |
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Dr. Phildo posted:http://www.ebay.com/sch/montastore/m.html?item=181705472048&hash=item2a4e7d7830&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2562 Holy poo poo they have the Tau designed Ultramarine armour.
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# ? May 26, 2015 17:57 |
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Is that an actual thing from official fluff?
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:04 |
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None of you embrace chaos. Listen. It's mutations and nurgles rot, and all kinds of things. Sure, a lot of times, the huge hideous eye is on your shoulder, or a claw grows out of your face. But sooner or later, it's *bound* to be a case that one side of your chest becomes a nurgling hive, and the other side becomes a second-head with no eyes, but a gaping maw full of teeth. How do you keep the pustules from leaking? How do you keep the head from screaming? Bra. Meanwhile, the warp takes your manhood, and you get progressive lipodystrophy from the metabolic effects of tzeentch's orange(blue(orange(blue))) soda. The armor won't fit your hips now. Are you going to stay home? Let all your friends go on the black crusade without you? No. You're going to swallow your pride, borrow brother Abdullah's chainfist, and make it into cutoffs. Those are dudes. Such is the power of Chaos.
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:19 |
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Zombie Krieg own
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# ? May 26, 2015 18:53 |
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It's from a piece of fan fiction where the Horus Heresy was the opposite.
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# ? May 26, 2015 19:06 |
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Not gonna lie, I bought the Ukrainian guy's "Pudge" to paint up as a gift for my friend, maybe give it some goofy stats for use in D&D.
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# ? May 26, 2015 21:08 |
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goatface posted:Strict religious upbringing leads to strong associations between visible flesh and sin. you know what would be a better rebellion against modern Russian orthodoxy? Massive gay hippie orgies. Time to put up or shut up, Russian knockoff makers
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# ? May 26, 2015 21:15 |
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Dornian Heresy, I want to say.
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# ? May 26, 2015 21:17 |
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I use that dude's not-Obliterators. They're legit models.
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# ? May 26, 2015 21:24 |
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Yep. It's actually pretty interesting - and really doesn't wind up going quite the way you think, in a lot of places - the blood angels go Nurgle, for instance, when you really would have expected Khorne...
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# ? May 26, 2015 21:30 |
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thespaceinvader posted:Yep. It's actually pretty interesting - and really doesn't wind up going quite the way you think, in a lot of places - the blood angels go Nurgle, for instance, when you really would have expected Khorne... Because the Space Wolves go Khorne, and being a vampire is like having a disease. It both benefits and suffers from trying to be a 1 for 1 reflection of the real fluff.
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# ? May 26, 2015 23:00 |
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God damnit. Not every thread is the 40k thread! Stop talking about this poo poo like its worth explaining! Wolves are the most like nurgle because dogs sniff butts and lick their own balls and eat poop! Blood angels are the most like tzeentch because sanguinus= wings= birds=tzeentch likes birds! Dark angels enjoy motorcycles, and that is enjoying something, so slaanesh. I need the for the
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# ? May 26, 2015 23:29 |
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I feel like this is a very specific fetish. http://i.imgur.com/gpRQSM6.jpg for pred-tits
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# ? May 26, 2015 23:29 |
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PyroDwarf posted:I feel like this is a very specific fetish. Pred-tit-tor
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# ? May 26, 2015 23:36 |
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Exinos posted:Pred-tit-tor
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# ? May 26, 2015 23:51 |
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Sexual Predator.
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# ? May 27, 2015 00:06 |
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SRM posted:I use that dude's not-Obliterators. They're legit models. Yeah, most of the non-cheesecake stuff from those dudes is really good. I painted some of their Egyptian terminators this month, really happy and probably gonna buy a second set at some point, along with maybe some power armor shoulderpads and and
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# ? May 27, 2015 00:09 |
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The lesson is, *we're* the real predators with boobs.
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# ? May 27, 2015 00:13 |
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PyroDwarf posted:I feel like this is a very specific fetish. That's a pretty neat idea for a display base, and I imagine would be quite simple to do.
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# ? May 27, 2015 00:24 |
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Indolent Bastard posted:Sexual Predator.
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# ? May 27, 2015 02:34 |
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Yet the helmet is still Star Wars. loving with two companies at once, them's Russians.
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# ? May 27, 2015 05:05 |
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ineptmule posted:That's a pretty neat idea for a display base, and I imagine would be quite simple to do. He could have made the central support with the clear liquid material as well and it would have been perfect. Probably not as structurally sound though.
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# ? May 27, 2015 09:35 |
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This just popped up on my Facebook feed:
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:12 |
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PierreTheMime posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed: That's incredible. I'm literally painting my Culexus as I type and it's taking all my strength to not bust open the flesh-tones after seeing that.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:39 |
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Yeah, the Mad Max assassins own really hard.
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:51 |
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PierreTheMime posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed:
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# ? May 27, 2015 15:54 |
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PierreTheMime posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed: I'd give good odds that the guy doing these watches 'If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device' - these look just like the weird custodes. They're pretty great.
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:39 |
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PierreTheMime posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed: Awaken, my masters!
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# ? May 27, 2015 17:54 |
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I like how the vindicare looks shy hiding behind his gun.
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# ? May 27, 2015 18:20 |
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Soulfucker posted:Awaken, my masters!
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# ? May 27, 2015 19:51 |
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PierreTheMime posted:
These are 40k as gently caress.
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# ? May 27, 2015 19:57 |
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PierreTheMime posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed: Soulfucker posted:Awaken, my masters!
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# ? May 28, 2015 00:04 |
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But which one is hiding luscious locks under those skulls.
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# ? May 28, 2015 01:25 |
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Soulfucker posted:Awaken, my masters! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM thespaceinvader posted:I'd give good odds that the guy doing these watches 'If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device' - these look just like the weird custodes. You mean Fabulous Custodes.
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# ? May 28, 2015 02:09 |
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:I like how the vindicare looks shy hiding behind his gun. Compensating.
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# ? May 28, 2015 03:55 |
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ijyt posted:But which one is hiding luscious locks under those skulls. Obviously Culexus. Why else does he have such a big and awkward helmet?
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# ? May 28, 2015 07:53 |
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Not a viking posted:Is that an actual thing from official fluff? no, it's from a fan-fic where the traitor legions and primarchs swap over with the exception of the Iron hands who fall to void dragon and the smurfs who declare independence and proceed to use actual science.
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# ? May 28, 2015 11:44 |
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Those assassins are loving fantastic.
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