SA Quotes Thread: a rap song about Granos called "Call Tha Police"

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Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Trig Discipline posted:

Are there seriously some of you who think the guy who writes like a nineteenth century naturalist who just discovered his own rear end in a top hat is real? smdh

well, someone has to be typing on a keyboard, so he has to be real even if he is just trolling

# ? May 24, 2015 11:57

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:42

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

When did trying to make jokes become trolling?

# ? May 24, 2015 12:12

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Machai posted:

well, someone has to be typing on a keyboard, so he has to be real even if he is just trolling

Dude you just blew my mind

# ? May 24, 2015 13:34

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Machai posted:

well, someone has to be typing on a keyboard, so he has to be real even if he is just trolling

Jokes on you, this was the Turing test.

# ? May 24, 2015 13:54

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Loknik posted:

How dare you sir, comics are a long and storied art form that allows one to, once again, relieve the nostalgic days of his childhood.

Your childhood must have been way more interesting than mine

# ? May 24, 2015 13:54

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Trig Discipline posted:

Are there seriously some of you who think the guy who writes like a nineteenth century naturalist who just discovered his own rear end in a top hat is real? smdh

It's extremely important to me that the things I read on the internet and find funny are not "fake", for authenticity's sake.

# ? May 24, 2015 14:16

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

It is extremely impossible to maintain consistency in writing. This is how we know that MR CRACKER and Toblerone Triangular were real.

# ? May 24, 2015 14:32

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

frank.club posted:

The best way to troll games posters is playing and enjoying games

# ? May 25, 2015 03:56

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Railing Kill posted:

We have so many bad cheese/cheese-like products in America, that it might be confusing for The Foreigner. Here's a guide:

American Cheese is real cheese that just sucks at being cheese. It is bland and smooth and is a great alternative to other soft cheeses if there is literally no other cheese anywhere.

Kraft Cheese is sold in slices, but is not real cheese. It is basically solidified nacho cheese, but tastes about the same as American Cheese. Unlike American Cheese, though, it has the texture of eating plastic.

Nacho Cheese is what bald eagles cum and it is the most precious resource in the loving world. It has all the taste and texture of eating melted plastic, with just a touch of implacable spiciness. And that's exactly what you want to dip lovely tortilla chips in at a loving hockey game, you goddamn commie dirtbags.

Edit: forgot one:

Cheez Whiz is not cheese, and is arguably not food. It comes in the least likely place you would think to find cheese, in an aerosol can, and tastes like whipped plastic.

# ? May 25, 2015 15:02

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Gilok posted:

Why the hell are you people going to the movies with your ex's

syscall girl posted:

First you put a root kit on their phone. Study their habits.

When you can tell they're going to a certain movie you arrange it so you can sit behind them and smell their hair.

It's a win-win.

Skwirl posted:

This sounds like a good idea, but I'm now banned for life from every single theayer with an Imax screen withing 50 miles.

General Ironicus posted:

I guess you'd know how much your ex values a large format.

# ? May 26, 2015 02:52

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

Has SMG posted about Mad Max yet? I don't want to trudge through the CD thread.

# ? May 26, 2015 03:10

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Has SMG posted about Mad Max yet? I don't want to trudge through the CD thread.

Yes.

# ? May 26, 2015 06:16

bewilderment: Nov 22, 2007; man what

Blind Sally posted:

Yes.

Once he was asked to just say what he thought instead of farting out Zizek quotes he had a pretty reasonable take and opinion.

# ? May 26, 2015 07:08

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Puppy Galaxy posted:

, but when I asked "What's the difference between a good anime and a bad anime," you said there weren't any bad anime.

# ? May 26, 2015 13:41

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Enhydra lutris posted:

Do Not Tax The Flax

# ? May 26, 2015 16:36

I Love Annie May: Oct 10, 2012

Enhydra lutris posted:

I love to Rhyme; it thrills me; it is like a simple Children's Puzzle (shaped slots; shaped pegs; etcetera) with Words; I cannot do it in Life because it Drives My Brother Mad; he says You Are A Disaster; he says This Is Why Papa Left Us; he says I Will Abandon You And Run Away To Become An Ostrich Farmer. Sex The Reflexive Ex In Tex-Mex Fax The Sax Some Lox In A Box

# ? May 26, 2015 17:32

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I think this otter tries too hard to channel Uli. Not my type of crazy to begin with, but also not very original.

# ? May 26, 2015 17:46

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Its very horse_ebooks, i like it.

# ? May 26, 2015 18:09

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

mr.capps posted:

Its very horse_ebooks, i like it.

# ? May 26, 2015 18:44

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Paladinus posted:

I think this otter tries too hard to channel Uli. Not my type of crazy to begin with, but also not very original.

# ? May 26, 2015 21:29

Enhydra lutris: Apr 27, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Please Stop Quoting Me; I Am Not A Goon.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:18

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Enhydra lutris posted:

Please Stop Quoting Me; I Am Not A Goon.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:32

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Enhydra lutris posted:

Please Stop Quoting Me; I Am Not A Goon.

Don't. Being a gimmick poster is like rimming; the second you make eye contact you've ruined it.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:41

Enhydra lutris: Apr 27, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

I am Not A Gimmick; Stop Quoting Me; I am Not A Comedy; I Am Not Funny; I do not Tell Jokes; I am Not A Circus Elephant; Leave Me Alone!!!!

# ? May 26, 2015 22:50

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Enhydra lutris posted:

I am Not A Gimmick; Stop Quoting Me; I am Not A Comedy; I Am Not Funny; I do not Tell Jokes; I am Not A Circus Elephant; Leave Me Alone!!!!

Aren't you trained to byob?

# ? May 26, 2015 22:53

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I think we should respect his wishes, yall.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:54

Enhydra lutris: Apr 27, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:55

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh no what have you people done. Someone help this poor person.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:55

Enhydra lutris: Apr 27, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP gently caress OFF

# ? May 26, 2015 22:56

Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

Mental illness sure is something.

# ? May 26, 2015 22:58

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

What happened to the bolding?

# ? May 26, 2015 23:02

CaptainJuan: Oct 15, 2008; Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

I love you.

# ? May 26, 2015 23:09

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

You could pay Lowtax to mail you a laminated copy of your account page.

# ? May 26, 2015 23:23

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

what the gently caress?

# ? May 26, 2015 23:28

PopeCrunch: Feb 13, 2004; internets

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

You can always post a new thread using the blinking thread tag icons, that'll take care of the membership right quick.

# ? May 26, 2015 23:36

Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

mr.capps posted:

Its very horse_ebooks, i like it.

Horse_ebooks wound up being guerilla marketing for a lovely subscription-based browser game soooo...

# ? May 26, 2015 23:44

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

I mean, he's not wrong

# ? May 26, 2015 23:48

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Sleeveless posted:

Horse_ebooks wound up being guerilla marketing for a lovely subscription-based browser game soooo...

Yeah I hope its the same here.

# ? May 26, 2015 23:49

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

Post a banme thread then, sadbrains.

# ? May 27, 2015 00:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:42

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

that's a cute avatar

# ? May 27, 2015 00:07

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