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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


You missed the best one :colbert:

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Uh, clearly this is the best one.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


Are those the Barbarian Brothers again?

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Can't be, they're not wearing Zubaz, loincloths or fruity 80's gear.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

Maybe that's why she came back. They moved the tombstone, but not the body.

They only moved the stone? Why? Why?

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

I"m pretty sure I'm going to end up watching this on Netflix one day.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



None of these zombie boy/girlfriend movies have been as good as My Boyfriend's Back.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



TheJoker138 posted:

None of these zombie boy/girlfriend movies have been as good as My Boyfriend's Back.



Produced by Sean Cunningham. Music by Harry Manfredini.

"What if Friday the 13th was a romcom?"

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Is she in a fat suit?

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Was this filmed in 2010 and just being released now that she has a modicum of recognition?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

She looks like Hillary Clinton in that poster.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

She was good in Doom

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

ShufflerZero posted:

What the heck is going on with these credits?


The "Lorem" in quotes makes it look like they randomly generated some dummy text for the credits. But they probably didn't (?)

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Talk about typecasting.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jose Oquendo posted:

Talk about typecasting.

:rimshot:

Nice.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

I know I made an obvious observation but man it does suck. I thought she was great in Gone Girl and she's a pretty good actress. Sucks that she's stuck in that sorta gig now but that's typical for Hollywood when dealing with actresses.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


I sure do wanna see Tom Six fellate himself over how awesome his buttmouth movie was for a second time.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Waffleman_ posted:

I sure do wanna see Tom Six fellate himself over how awesome his buttmouth movie was for a second time.

Apparently theres a scene were he, playing himself, drives to the prison in a sports car and signs autographs

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How did this bar bet make it to two sequels?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jose Oquendo posted:

I know I made an obvious observation but man it does suck. I thought she was great in Gone Girl and she's a pretty good actress. Sucks that she's stuck in that sorta gig now but that's typical for Hollywood when dealing with actresses.

IMDb says it went into Post in 2013, so it actually was made before Gone Girl.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Aphrodite posted:

IMDb says it went into Post in 2013, so it actually was made before Gone Girl.

Well poo poo.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

IMDb says it went into Post in 2013, so it actually was made before Gone Girl.

That's what I was assuming, Rosamund Pike nearly won an Oscar, she's done with these poo poo movies. edit: I mean contracts going forward.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
But she was loving TERRIBLE in Jack Reacher. Like, I think she almost (did) ruin the movie for me. She was just a very poor actress in that.

I'm guessing/hoping she's better in this other stuff?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Shoehead posted:

Apparently theres a scene were he, playing himself, drives to the prison in a sports car and signs autographs

And Bree Olsen tells him how handsome he is.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

ShufflerZero posted:

What the heck is going on with these credits?


When I worked at a video store back in the day this was one of my least favorite boxes. I loving hated everything about it and I wanted to punch that kid in the goddamn face so loving much.


Also I'm Egharl Farlmax.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

ShufflerZero posted:


What the heck is going on with these credits?



Heh, Leo Fitz from Agents of SHIELD is in that movie...

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

IMDB posted:

Filmed on four continents, North America, Europe, South America and Asia, "Point Break" presents extraordinary feats performed by the world's top extreme sports athletes, and involves some of the most daring exploits ever committed to film

I guess four continents is pretty extreme.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Four continents isn't extreme. You know what's extreme? Five continents.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

Screw the laws of Conservation of Mass/Energy, I suppose.

Red_Museum posted:

I guess four continents is pretty extreme.

Three continents; North America, South America, and Eurasia. Which means this film will have 25% less extremeness than advertised.

Paper Kaiju fucked around with this message at 00:17 on May 27, 2015

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Waffleman_ posted:

Four continents isn't extreme. You know what's extreme? Five continents.

Six is just plain gratuitous.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I have seen this movie like 7 times. That's more times than continents.











it's parachute didn't open

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Poster Six-Pack: "I Should Mention I'm Not Much Good at Drawing Faces" Edition.

'Let's see, "Unhinged Jaw" or "Full Derp"? I can fit both...'


"Duh. Me mawnster. Grrrg."


Tiki Statue Dragon lee!


Sonny Chiba, post bee-swarm incident.


His ultra-smugness should distract the casual viewer from the Auton he's protecting.


JACKPOT!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
Pfft, you know what's really x-treem?

Six

Minute

Abs

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Waffleman_ posted:

I sure do wanna see Tom Six fellate himself over how awesome his buttmouth movie was for a second time.
I don't know if this even needs to be said, but don't see this movie. I've seen this movie. It is bad. Don't see this movie.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pfft, you know what's really x-treem?

Six

Minute

Abs

Unless of course someone comes up with 5 minute abs.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Distorted Kiwi posted:

Tiki Statue Dragon lee!


Dragon Lee, Bruce Lea, Bruce Li, and Jackie Chin! What a cast!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Distorted Kiwi posted:



His ultra-smugness should distract the casual viewer from the Auton he's protecting.



Jake can hardly be that speedy jumping around on just one leg.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Unless of course someone comes up with 5 minute abs.

.....nnnn....no.

It's six minute abs. Six!

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