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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

The motorcycle forum is full of cool and clean* individuals. You should come post with us.

*scrubbing bug guts and motor oil off requires vigorous washing

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Enhydra lutris posted:

NO I have Full FREEDOM TO POST Any Where On this FORUM; I simply Do Not Because it is FILLED WITH DISGUSTING INDIVIDUALS??; I Hate This Forum; I Wish that I had NO MEMBERSHIP to this HORRIBLE FORUM; I wish that I Could Burn My Membership and Throw the ASHES IN THE TOILET; I Can Not Because It Is Incorporeal; it exists only in a VIRTUAL FORM.

hell, same

Zanshin
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp

Enhydra lutris posted:

I am Not A Gimmick; Stop Quoting Me; I am Not A Comedy; I Am Not Funny; I do not Tell Jokes; I am Not A Circus Elephant; Leave Me Alone!!!!

Is he ripping-off channelling Joseph Merrick's schtick now?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Some of the Sheep posted:

Post a banme thread then, sadbrains.


Enhydra lutris posted:

Please Stop Quoting Me; I Am Not A Goon.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chichevache posted:

*scrubbing bug guts and motor oil off requires vigorous washing

Good god, THIS!

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Enhydra lutris posted:

I Am Not Funny

You're right. You're tiresome and predictable.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

a7m2 posted:

You're right. You're tiresome and predictable.

So is saying this. Like you can try to spice it up dude, you don't have to say what everyone else is saying.

You could be like, "You're right. You're tiresome and predictable. And you were adopted."

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Trig Discipline posted:

Don't. Being a gimmick poster is like rimming; the second you make eye contact you've ruined it.

you retards are piling on a guy who talks funny while this gross guy licks assholes

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Eh, they are both in the poo poo anyway.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

WINNINGHARD posted:

you retards are piling on a guy who talks funny while this gross guy licks assholes

I never said which end of that transaction I would be on, boyo.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Trig Discipline posted:

I never said which end of that transaction I would be on, boyo.

i am glad you are progressive though, not many people on sa would admit to doing trans action

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Because this site is full of bigots

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

I like Otterman and enjoy his posts

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

i like Enhydra lutis' posts even though he's lying about those journal articles

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Enhydra lutris posted:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP gently caress OFF

woah

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

WINNINGHARD posted:

you retards are piling on a guy who talks funny while this gross guy licks assholes

You suck.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Enhydra lutris posted:

GO AWAY I HATE ALL OF You???; I Hope That This Forum Gets HACKED; AND REPLACED WITH A WEB SITE Advertising Viagra and SIMILAR MEDICATIONS???

He's winning me over now

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
I like reading his posts like they're being spoken by the G-Man from Half-Life.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Plus anyone that knocks on licking buttholes clearly never tried it before, it's no worse than licking armpits and not quite as fun as licking eyes

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Are you saying that you think licking armpits is a fun activity to partake in?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Now, the reason why I want to clarify your position here, is to ask a follow up question:

Do you have a Shiva fetish?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Thought you were gonna ask if we had a Miko fetish

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Enhydra lutris posted:

Please Stop Quoting Me; I Am Not A Goon.

Except that you are. We all are.

It's okay.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
One of us, One of Us!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

mr.capps posted:

Are you saying that you think licking armpits is a fun activity to partake in?

It is if the other person doesnt find it nearly as funny as you do and you manage to sneak up on them first

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

14 INCH SLIT posted:

It is if the other person doesnt find it nearly as funny as you do and you manage to sneak up on them first

Well it'd certainly bring new meaning to catching people with their trousers down.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Enhydra lutris is already a legend and he's a crazy good poster. I mean even when he gets angry he drops gems like explaining in detail why he's not able to physically burn his membership account. People belittling him just can't have fun.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Palpek posted:

Enhydra lutris is already a legend and he's a crazy good poster. I mean even when he gets angry he drops gems like explaining in detail why he's not able to physically burn his membership account. People belittling him just can't have fun.

There is no room for fun on this dead gay forum.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Spanish Manlove posted:

There is no room for fun on this dead gay forum.

You hear that, otter? It's a forum full of dead gay people. The only buttsex you'll get to hear about is ghost/skeleton buttsex, which is obviously not the type of buttsex you're researching.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



No, it's not.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I read through otterman's posts in the e/n general chat thread and I am now unironically on his side, he owns

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I think he jumped the shark when he brought his gimmick into this thread

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


freeedr posted:

I think he jumped the shark when he brought his gimmick into this thread

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Oh no, not the shark. That's the worst thing to jump!

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

I think a sea otter would know better than to try and jump over a shark. Please take your trolling elsewhere.

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Aston posted:

I think a sea otter would know better than to try and jump over a shark. Please take your trolling elsewhere.

But what if the otter was crazy? What then? There could be a plethora of jumping shenanigans being accomplished by this crazy otter. I don't think you've thought this all the way through.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Enhydra lutris posted:

I own Ugg Boots; I am fond of my Ugg Boots; they are Warm and Cosy; they are Pink.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

He writes a lot like Hemingway.

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Zanshin
Apr 9, 2015

by Ralp
More like Hemingnoway.

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