There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]

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Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

NTRabbit posted:

Darth Platini senses weakness, an opportunity to strike down his master and take his place

There's always two siths

# ? May 27, 2015 18:47

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:46

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

stickyfngrdboy posted:

One thing one of you doj experts can educate me on: are the people who gave bribes guilty of a crime or is it only those who accept a bribe who are guilty?

Hegay posted:

You should always bribe a cop because if he accepts it you get off and if he doesn't you've done nothing wrong.

I'm catching up on this thread and lol at this exchange

# ? May 27, 2015 18:47

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

chuggo is BACK posted:

WOO YEAH UEFA FTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9LUNB-JsM

UEFA SUPERIORITY

# ? May 27, 2015 18:47

Suqit: Apr 25, 2005; Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Pissflaps posted:

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say ... kill em all!

Der Shovel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbdyJ_ybSI

# ? May 27, 2015 18:48

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

# ? May 27, 2015 18:48

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

Europeans growing a backbone now that U.S. doj said gently caress politics is p funny.

# ? May 27, 2015 18:48

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Mechafunkzilla posted:

How corrupt is Michel Platini, on the Blatter scale? .8 Blatters?

.95 � .15 Blatters (three sigma confidence level)

# ? May 27, 2015 18:48

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Can't remember if this was already posted today, but the NY Daily News story on how Chuck Blazer turned snitch is great.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/soccer/soccer-rat-ex-u-s-soccer-exec-chuck-blazer-fbi-informant-article-1.1995761

# ? May 27, 2015 18:49

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

oh my

# ? May 27, 2015 18:49

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Ciprian Maricon posted:

hmm i hate snitching but i also hate FIFA, difficult questions for sure

love the treason, but hate the traitor

# ? May 27, 2015 18:49

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

literally

# ? May 27, 2015 18:49

atomic gog: Apr 11, 2005; Winner June 2013 POTM

Dirk Pitt posted:

Europeans growing a backbone now that U.S. doj said gently caress politics is p funny.

It's a funny old game

# ? May 27, 2015 18:50

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

!!!!

# ? May 27, 2015 18:50

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 5m5 minutes ago
Sky Sources: Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

edit: dammit, beaten by seconds. Ah well. This is all going very nicely so far.

# ? May 27, 2015 18:50

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

ephex posted:

literally

But Hitler did nothing wrong.

# ? May 27, 2015 18:50

Carrier: May 12, 2009; 420...69...9001...

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

# ? May 27, 2015 18:50

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 5m5 minutes ago
Sky Sources: Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

# ? May 27, 2015 18:51

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

I'm spurtin here

# ? May 27, 2015 18:51

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

The UEFA Executive Committee met today in Warsaw and issued the following statement:

quote:

Today's events are a disaster for FIFA and tarnish the image of football as a whole.

UEFA is deeply shocked and saddened by them.

These events show, once again, that corruption is deeply rooted in FIFA's culture.

There is a need for the whole of FIFA to be "rebooted" and for a real reform to be carried out.

The upcoming FIFA Congress risks to turn into a farce and therefore the European associations will have to consider carefully if they should even attend this Congress and caution a system, which, if it is not stopped, will ultimately kill football.

The UEFA member associations are meeting tomorrow ahead of the FIFA Congress. At that point, the European associations will decide on what further steps need to be taken to protect the game of football.

In the meantime, the members of the UEFA Executive Committee are convinced that there is a strong need for a change to the leadership of this FIFA and strongly believe that the FIFA Congress should be postponed, with new FIFA presidential elections to be organised within the next six months.

# ? May 27, 2015 18:52

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 5m5 minutes ago
Sky Sources: Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

# ? May 27, 2015 18:52

the glow: May 31, 2009

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/603618050248704001
Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

oh hell yes

# ? May 27, 2015 18:53

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

dont know if this has been posted already but

:siren:

@SkySportsNewsHQ 5m5 minutes ago
Sky Sources: Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

:siren:

# ? May 27, 2015 18:53

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

tbp posted:

blatter : i wish that none of my cronies are able to compete with me for FIFA Presidency...

*finger on monkeys paw shrivels up*

i'm a fe wpages behind but lol

# ? May 27, 2015 18:53

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

siri, can swiss nationals working for fifa leave the country?

# ? May 27, 2015 18:53

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

straight up brolic posted:

siri, can swiss nationals working for fifa leave the country?

Hello Brian, Swiss nationals working for Fifa including Sepp Blatter told by investigators they can't leave Switzerland until further notice

# ? May 27, 2015 18:54

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

siri, can swiss nationals working for fifa leave the country?

*judge dredd voice* no

# ? May 27, 2015 18:54

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

UEFA SUPREMACY

# ? May 27, 2015 18:54

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say ... kill em all!

I thought you were from Teeside.

# ? May 27, 2015 18:54

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

chuggo is BACK posted:

WOO YEAH UEFA FTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9LUNB-JsM

Die Meister, Die Besten!

# ? May 27, 2015 18:55

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

tbp posted:

blatter : i wish that none of my cronies are able to compete with me for FIFA Presidency...

*finger on monkeys paw shrivels up*

high water mark of the thread

# ? May 27, 2015 18:55

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

peanut- posted:

we are all Sepp Blatter itt

# ? May 27, 2015 18:56

advanced statsman: Dec 26, 2012; ISLAM FC

blatter did nothing wrong

# ? May 27, 2015 18:56

TraderStav: May 19, 2006; It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

This is great and all, but does this mean that America will be instrumental in the 'new FIFA' that's to come once this is dismantled?

Hello playoffs, annual world cups, and commercial breaks!

# ? May 27, 2015 18:59

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

TraderStav posted:

This is great and all, but does this mean that America will be instrumental in the 'new FIFA' that's to come once this is dismantled?

Hello playoffs, annual world cups, and commercial breaks!

Roger Goodell for President.

# ? May 27, 2015 19:00

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

TraderStav posted:

This is great and all, but does this mean that America will be instrumental in the 'new FIFA' that's to come once this is dismantled?

Hello playoffs, annual world cups, and commercial breaks!

Don't spoil this glorious day please

# ? May 27, 2015 19:01

AllDogsGoodDogs: Dec 30, 2008

TraderStav posted:

This is great and all, but does this mean that America will be instrumental in the 'new FIFA' that's to come once this is dismantled?

Hello playoffs, annual world cups, and commercial breaks!

You're retarded.

# ? May 27, 2015 19:01

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Sepp blatter right now:

# ? May 27, 2015 19:02

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

How easy is it to flee anyway?

# ? May 27, 2015 19:02

Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

TraderStav posted:

This is great and all, but does this mean that America will be instrumental in the 'new FIFA' that's to come once this is dismantled?

Hello playoffs, annual world cups, and commercial breaks!

We've lost our appetite for rebuilding the things we destroy. You'll be able to do what you want with the rubble.

# ? May 27, 2015 19:02

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:46

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

MikeJF posted:

How easy is it to flee anyway?

A high speed chase to the russian border is the only way today could get better

# ? May 27, 2015 19:03

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