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Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

HEY GAL posted:

Absent cultural information you don't have, why would I think it's dangerous? If I came across something that looked like this nailed to a gate, the only thing that's telling me it's dangerous is the guys in the sketch cringing away from it. I have no idea what it is without knowing something about early modern sieges.

(It's a petard, included it because a bucket on a plank doesn't look frightening)
Why assume only stupid people won't know what the deal with cars is? They've never seen one before.

Well sure and IEDs remain dangerous to this day because they're very difficult to recognize and operate. That being said, there's a fair difference between the danger of a small seemingly-innocuous bomb and the danger of a large vehicle moving along a predictable route. Whether we're talking about Romans or your guys, there both quite familiar with the concept of chariots and wagons, of large ships and heavy objects, of land routes and right of way, etc. They aren't children, they'd be able to adapt quite quickly. I don't want to overly argue the point, but it seems rather incredible to me to think that the Romans of all people are going to be all, "Hurr-Durr What's a Road?" I mean I'm trying to come up with a worse-case scenario for them, and it basically comes down to ideas like "The First Cohort comes across a stretch of disused highway, marches down it, gets hit by semi-truck coming over a hill, is more careful in the future." And that relies on them being incredibly unlucky with their cavalry scouts, ignoring the unknown sound of a vehicle, etc.

I guess that this discussion rather taps into a larger point, which is that the complexities of the modern world aren't as mysterious as we might think they are. I mean obviously the average legionary isn't going to be heading up a dotcom corporation anytime soon, but when it comes to just living in our world it doesn't take too much explanation. Movies rather exaggerate the point when they have time-travelers not understanding the idea of bathrooms, or being mystified by the concept of currency, or frustrated trying to operate minor devices like automatic doors. But that sort of thing is really just part of traveling: Go to Pakistan or Japan or Germany and you'll have to deal with exactly that sort of issue, and you'll just have to fumble your way through. It's amusing to watch, but hardly something that you'll never pick up.

Kaal fucked around with this message at 17:41 on May 27, 2015

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Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

Also are you telling me that traffic wouldn't stop and gwap if a whole loving roman legion was crossing the road?

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Cast_No_Shadow posted:

Also are you telling me that traffic wouldn't stop and gwap if a whole loving roman legion was crossing the road?

Do you care?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
you could turn an entire legion into a giant self eating drooling mob by giving them a cell phone that has youporn loaded on it

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.
To turn the point around a bit, if you were to head back into the past I have little doubt that you'd pick things up fairly quickly as well (assuming that you didn't die of disease*). Even without considering the idea of bringing modern science to ancient peoples, I think that you'd be quite capable of understanding how to live and move around. The biggest barriers would be language, a source of financial support, and understanding local laws - which are the exact things that travelers have issues with regardless of where they're from. You might never quite appreciate the finer details of Roman civil law or the inter-workings of 15th Century European bureaucracy, but you'd understand "These are the guys in charge, do what they say".

*Disease is an interesting aspect to all this, but also one that gets rather exaggerated in these sorts of conversations. The European contact with the Americas gets rather played up as being the natural result of any contact between two disassociated peoples, but that is pretty problematic. The European crews did transmit heavy duty diseases to the vulnerable Native American populations, but a big part of that was how generally sick and diseased Europe was at the time. If a few hundred modern westerners visited the pre-contact Americas, they'd cause some problems but not to nearly the same extent as those European sailors. We don't carry smallpox, scarlet fever, typhus, or the measles. The biggest concerns would be influenza and chicken pox, and certainly that would be an issue and could cause deaths, but wouldn't result in the kind of world-ending plagues that were the result of European contact in the Americas. Conversely, if some of those diseased sailors sailed into modern-day New York and started walking around, we'd have a pretty tough time of it until we could get enough vaccines deployed.

Kaal fucked around with this message at 17:37 on May 27, 2015

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

bewbies posted:

you could turn an entire legion into a giant self eating drooling mob by giving them a cell phone that has youporn loaded on it

Or just give them a pallet full of spray paint cans and point them towards the nearest ungraffiti'd wall.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
The bit that'll really freak out the legion is the enormous stampede of reporters coming with iPad, notebook, camera, and microphone to try and get the legionaries to agree to the concept of an "exclusive interview," dragging with them classical history professors (who are even MORE enthusiastic) to translate.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Comstar posted:

I'm still waiting for that Reddit post that was going to be turned into a movie about a Marine Corps FOB that gets transported in time to meet Julia Ceaser. It was going to be called "Rome, sweet Rome".

That's a really fun idea , but it sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would get stuck in development for twenty or thirty years before eventually being rewritten into a low budget romantic comedy.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Kaal posted:

To turn the point around a bit, if you were to head back into the past I have little doubt that you'd pick things up fairly quickly as well (assuming that you didn't die of disease*). Even without considering the idea of bringing modern science to ancient peoples, I think that you'd be quite capable of understanding how to live and move around. The biggest barriers would be language, a source of financial support, and understanding local laws - which are the exact things that travelers have issues with regardless of where they're from. You might never quite appreciate the finer details of Roman civil law or the inter-workings of 15th Century European bureaucracy, but you'd understand "These are the guys in charge, do what they say".


It goes way beyond this. People really don't understand just how much what we assume as "normal" is based on the society that we grow up in, and how much of a severe dislocation it can be getting tossed into a totally different one.

Just off the top of my head:

1) totally different conceptions of race, class, and social status
2) totally different attitudes towards sexuality
3) completely different priorities in how society is organized. There was a guy in the ancient history thread a few pages ago who had a hard time wrapping his mind around supporting people politically because of clan/tribe affiliations. How about diving head first into the intricate web of tribal/social/patronage relationships in ancient Rome?
4) different conceptions of space and time. Read up on medival mapmaking if you want to get some views of how to graphically depict the world that will bend your mind. I'm not even talking about poo poo like inaccurate coastlines, I'm talking about different ways of mapping important political and geographical relationships.
4) lack of knowledge of how to acquire even basic things. Where do you take a dump in ancient rome and how do you clean your rear end? Sure you can just go squat in a field like a dog and grab a fistfull of leaves, but if you hope to enter into society above the level of a filthy hobo you're going to need to figure that stuff out. We're talking some "three seashells" moments here.

Yes, you could probably get along and meet your most basic of survival needs, more or less the same that you (theoretically) could if you were plopped into the African savanna with a tribe of hunter-gatherers 20,000 years ago. But engaging with society on any more of an advanced level would be a serious hurdle, and require a very long period of acclimation.

poo poo, just look at all the problems that immigrants from radically different societies face today, especially if they don't speak the local language. Now remove every support structure and most of the frames of reference that help them. How do you get food? Do you know how a Roman market works? There is a lot of cultural poo poo going on even in just a money => food exchange that most people have an innate understanding of and take for granted.

You might survive, but it would probably be at about the level of a mentally challenged beggar.

Ghetto Prince posted:

That's a really fun idea , but it sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would get stuck in development for twenty or thirty years before eventually being rewritten into a low budget romantic comedy.

It sounds more like the sort of thing that would get developed into a horribly written patriot fap piece, probably co-authored by Tom Kratman

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Cyrano4747 posted:

It sounds more like the sort of thing that would get developed into a horribly written patriot fap piece, probably co-authored by Tom Kratman

Last I read of it, it seemed like they were busy removing every last drop of interest from the story by making it about some small elite special forces squad or something.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Fangz posted:

Last I read of it, it seemed like they were busy removing every last drop of interest from the story by making it about some small elite special forces squad or something.

So you're confirming Kratman's involvement then?

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Interesting Imgur picture series. About how the black Britishers would actually defend themselves from racist Americans who came over during WWII.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Cyrano4747 posted:

It goes way beyond this. People really don't understand just how much what we assume as "normal" is based on the society that we grow up in, and how much of a severe dislocation it can be getting tossed into a totally different one.

Just off the top of my head:

1) totally different conceptions of race, class, and social status
2) totally different attitudes towards sexuality
3) completely different priorities in how society is organized. There was a guy in the ancient history thread a few pages ago who had a hard time wrapping his mind around supporting people politically because of clan/tribe affiliations. How about diving head first into the intricate web of tribal/social/patronage relationships in ancient Rome?
4) different conceptions of space and time. Read up on medival mapmaking if you want to get some views of how to graphically depict the world that will bend your mind. I'm not even talking about poo poo like inaccurate coastlines, I'm talking about different ways of mapping important political and geographical relationships.
4) lack of knowledge of how to acquire even basic things. Where do you take a dump in ancient rome and how do you clean your rear end? Sure you can just go squat in a field like a dog and grab a fistfull of leaves, but if you hope to enter into society above the level of a filthy hobo you're going to need to figure that stuff out. We're talking some "three seashells" moments here.

Yes, you could probably get along and meet your most basic of survival needs, more or less the same that you (theoretically) could if you were plopped into the African savanna with a tribe of hunter-gatherers 20,000 years ago. But engaging with society on any more of an advanced level would be a serious hurdle, and require a very long period of acclimation.

poo poo, just look at all the problems that immigrants from radically different societies face today, especially if they don't speak the local language. Now remove every support structure and most of the frames of reference that help them. How do you get food? Do you know how a Roman market works? There is a lot of cultural poo poo going on even in just a money => food exchange that most people have an innate understanding of and take for granted.

You might survive, but it would probably be at about the level of a mentally challenged beggar.


It sounds more like the sort of thing that would get developed into a horribly written patriot fap piece, probably co-authored by Tom Kratman

When in China, do like the chinese.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008


Living in a country that, while still pretty racist, didn't literally lynch people for defending themselves kind of helps ;)

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Cyrano4747 posted:

It goes way beyond this. People really don't understand just how much what we assume as "normal" is based on the society that we grow up in, and how much of a severe dislocation it can be getting tossed into a totally different one ... poo poo, just look at all the problems that immigrants from radically different societies face today, especially if they don't speak the local language. Now remove every support structure and most of the frames of reference that help them. How do you get food? Do you know how a Roman market works? There is a lot of cultural poo poo going on even in just a money => food exchange that most people have an innate understanding of and take for granted. .... You might survive, but it would probably be at about the level of a mentally challenged beggar.

Well suffice it to say that I disagree. It's not like the only thing keeping you out of the gutter is a precise conception of class status or how you draw a map. As you say, immigration happens all the time, particularly when we're talking about something as global and cosmopolitan as Roman society. They were very used to accommodating all sorts of cultures and mores. To them, you'd just be another foreigner trying to figure their way out in the big city. I don't think that you're going to end up living off scraps just because you need directions to the bathroom.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Comstar posted:

I'm still waiting for that Reddit post that was going to be turned into a movie about a Marine Corps FOB that gets transported in time to meet Julia Ceaser. It was going to be called "Rome, sweet Rome".

Just watch G.I. Samurai in the meanwhile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTb0XGhuXmU

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

feedmegin posted:

Super minor niggle - 'Yes, U-21 has struck again, and another dreadnought has gone down.'. No it hasn't :colbert:, HMS Majestic was built in 1895.

And the whole point of sending those ships is that they were obsolete pre-dreadnoughts, too... :ughh:

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

JaucheCharly posted:

When in China, do like the chinese.

入鄉隨俗

enter village follow customs

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

P-Mack posted:

入鄉隨俗

enter village follow customs

Exactly. Just poo poo on the sidewalk or in public transportation.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The anthropologist who rather controversially married a Yanomami teen took her back to the states for a while. She flipped out and thought a Jeep starting was a living animal and hid in the bushes. She also didn't understand mirrors and was prone to wandering naked. She has since returned to her village.

Granted, the tribe doesn't count past two and she largely left due to missing her family rather than inability to survive.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

JaucheCharly posted:

Exactly. Just poo poo on the sidewalk or in public transportation.

One of the Taiping military regulations was to not poo poo on roads or in houses. Talk about radical revolutionaries...

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Hypha posted:

One of my earliest memories was being terrified of buckets with the drowning child warning. It featured a silouete toddler upside down in the bucket in a shallow body of liquid, with a cut away of the lungs also filled with liquid. I did not understand what I was really supposed to be afraid of but I remember I was. If a 4 year old can associate fear with it, your warning sign probably works across a lot of divides.
Bear in mind that the 4 year old you had spent 4 whole years acclimatising to the design aesthetics of the world you occupied.

Also: SLEEPY BRAIN REMEMBERED! Not the article I found, but the series of talks that it was based on (I think): http://carta.anthropogeny.org/events/domestication-and-human-evolution TL;DR: is that we domesticated ourselves.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

mlmp08 posted:

The anthropologist who rather controversially married a Yanomami teen took her back to the states for a while. She flipped out and thought a Jeep starting was a living animal and hid in the bushes. She also didn't understand mirrors and was prone to wandering naked. She has since returned to her village.

Granted, the tribe doesn't count past two and she largely left due to missing her family rather than inability to survive.

In New Guinea there were people from uncontacted tribes that were born into the stone age and learned to fly helicopters. While it would certainly be a huge adjustment, humans are remarkably adaptable and they would figure poo poo out soon enough.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's interesting how many different "Bloody Sunday" events there have been.

Kanine fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 27, 2015

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

WoodrowSkillson posted:

In New Guinea there were people from uncontacted tribes that were born into the stone age and learned to fly helicopters. While it would certainly be a huge adjustment, humans are remarkably adaptable and they would figure poo poo out soon enough.
Tech is easier to learn than implied social contracts I think. See here for some amazing: http://www.technologyreview.com/news/506466/given-tablets-but-no-teachers-ethiopian-children-teach-themselves/

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Arquinsiel posted:

Tech is easier to learn than implied social contracts I think. See here for some amazing: http://www.technologyreview.com/news/506466/given-tablets-but-no-teachers-ethiopian-children-teach-themselves/

People have seen this, right?

http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/picks-from-the-past/12476/shakespeare-in-the-bush

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Arquinsiel posted:

This isn't just a high-level concept issue either. Look at feral children, neglected deaf people or the weird studies done on African tribes with totally different concepts of colour. Our languages do literally affect how our brains develop as we grow up on an individual level.

You're confusing critical period of language acquisition (which is irrelevant) with the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis (which is straight up lies).

In short : No.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

The comedy should be about a couple legions falling into a time/space warp in the teutoberg forest and coming out of the Arc de Triumph. You can call it Varus Does Paris and feature the hijinks of thousands of burly men with British/Irish/Australian Roman accents trying to find their way back into Augustus' good graces.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Xiahou Dun posted:

You're confusing critical period of language acquisition (which is irrelevant) with the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis (which is straight up lies).

In short : No.
I was thinking about this with regards to colour: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tv/2011/08/horizon.shtml although the clip from the episode is hard to track down without digging into iplayer itself right now. I totally could be confusing things though.

I'm pretty sure that was posted here earlier. It's a great story.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Ooohh this is a fantastic moment to go off all pretentious about Wittgensteinian "form of life" and "how how understanding any part requires the grasp of the whole that comes only through experience."* Might be that time-traveling legionnaires would recognize the languages of command, hierarchy and uniformity still found in modern-day militaries pretty well compared to, say, the material and immaterial steps that have resulted in a developed world (sub)urban lifestyle.

* P.N. Edwards, ‘Infrastructure and modernity: force, time, and social organization in the history of sociotechnical systems’, in: T.J. Misa, P. Brey & A. Feenberg eds., Modernity and Technology (2003) 185–226, 185.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
Hell, it weirded me out enough that modern Germans don't smile at strangers.

And you're making me depressed that I can never ask the guys I study about their lives in person. :cry:

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Arquinsiel posted:

I was thinking about this with regards to colour: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tv/2011/08/horizon.shtml although the clip from the episode is hard to track down without digging into iplayer itself right now. I totally could be confusing things though.
I'm pretty sure that was posted here earlier. It's a great story.

I can't watch that because I'm in the US, but I would stake my reputation as a linguist that either you or they are confused/wrong.

As written your initial statement only has one bit that can be parsed and it's demonstrably false.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

HEY GAL posted:

Hell, it weirded me out enough that modern Germans don't smile at strangers.

And you're making me depressed that I can never ask the guys I study about their lives in person. :cry:

Strangers smiling are creepy, come on. And now suddenly I have the image in my head of creepy people in the streets smiling at me for no reason. Gaah! :psyduck:

Thank you. It's not like I needed that sleep. :mad:

This reminds me, earlier someone asked about books about the 30-Years War. Was Peter Englund's book devastation already mentioned? It's a bit Sweden-centric and covers a fair amount of stuff after the Peace of Westphalia, but otherwise it's pretty good.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Libluini posted:

Strangers smiling are creepy, come on. And now suddenly I have the image in my head of creepy people in the streets smiling at me for no reason. Gaah! :psyduck:
Strangers not smiling at you is frightening. You have no idea whether they're hostile to you or not.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


strangers are frightening in general, stay in your house and make history effort posts

Radio!
Mar 15, 2008

Look at that post.

How many aircraft (on average) were in a WWII heavy bombardment squadron? Is there a way to find a list of all aircraft/crews in a particular BS?

I'm having a weirdly hardly time just googling an answer, so on the off chance it varies wildly between groups/wings/whatever, I'm specifically looking for info on the 727th BS. If it helps, the 727th was part of the 451st BG, 49th Bomb Wing, Fifteenth Air Force.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

HEY GAL posted:

Strangers not smiling at you is frightening. You have no idea whether they're hostile to you or not.

They're busy going about their life, thank you. Non urban areas still weird me out. Getting the hell out of each others' way is the height of politeness.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Radio! posted:

How many aircraft (on average) were in a WWII heavy bombardment squadron? Is there a way to find a list of all aircraft/crews in a particular BS?

I'm having a weirdly hardly time just googling an answer, so on the off chance it varies wildly between groups/wings/whatever, I'm specifically looking for info on the 727th BS. If it helps, the 727th was part of the 451st BG, 49th Bomb Wing, Fifteenth Air Force.

I assume we're talking about the USAAF: 18 was the typical number, that didn't vary much.

The national archives is the best thing I can think of to find particular info about planes and crews.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Xiahou Dun posted:

I can't watch that because I'm in the US, but I would stake my reputation as a linguist that either you or they are confused/wrong.

As written your initial statement only has one bit that can be parsed and it's demonstrably false.
I ain't no linguist so I'll concede the point. If you can track it down somewhere other than iplayer I remember it being really interesting, but if not no major loss.

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

This is great. Should've had them watch The Lion King instead.

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