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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


I came here for funny pictures, not sad ones :smith:

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5er
Jun 1, 2000


Picnic Princess posted:

I came here for funny pictures, not sad ones :smith:

As a veteran, believe me, I've been laughing for years.

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder

jiharlequinade posted:

Duchovny has a long public history with sex addiction

Also has a long history of difficulties with hamburger buns.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I hear he craves buns something fierce. Confirm/deny?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Picnic Princess posted:

I came here for funny pictures, not sad ones :smith:

:911:

Land of the free! Because we ain't paying for poo poo!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




RFC2324 posted:

Long dick joke.

This is picture thread, not joke thread. Do we even have a joke thread? That would be a trainwreck.









Etrips
Nov 9, 2004

Having Teemo Problems?
I Feel Bad For You, Son.
I Got 99 Shrooms
And You Just Hit One.

mpyro
Feb 9, 2003

'Cause I live and breathe this Fillydelphia freedom

Super unleaded is still 87 octane?

Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

Red_October_7000 posted:

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

???

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Water hoses will fix all those problems. Those firefighters can handle it.

Eegah!
Jul 26, 2010


Solice Kirsk posted:

Water hoses will fix all those problems. Those firefighters can handle it.

I think hose will only make it worse.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Red_October_7000 posted:

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

"Shoot & Scoot"

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

VendaGoat posted:

"Shoot & Scoot"

Skeet and Run

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


I live a few minutes from one of these. Their slogan is: Kum and Go, we go all out!

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Devor posted:

Skeet and Run

"Blow your load and hit the road"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"Blam and Scram"

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Meatwave posted:

Someone in a pet store is about to get fired:
http://obviousplant.tumblr.com/

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Too many dick comments has summoned me.

WingsOfSteel
Nov 13, 2007

Even Dr. Octopus can learn something from the Internet!

VendaGoat posted:

"Blam and Scram"

Beat it and beat it.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

More like David Dickonme

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Crossposting from the Funny Comics thread:

Teach posted:

From YOSPOS -


New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Crossposting from the Funny Comics thread:

Why? I know exactly what it is. Just.. why?

For content- I have a juvenile sense of humor:



He's even got the wedding ring :v:

New Leaf has a new favorite as of 02:34 on May 28, 2015

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


QuantumNinja
Mar 8, 2013

Trust me.
I pretend to be a ninja.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

New Leaf posted:

For content- I have a juvenile sense of humor:



He's even got the wedding ring :v:

That's a big stretch, isn't it?

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

WingsOfSteel posted:

Beat it and beat it.

Jack off then gently caress off.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

New Leaf posted:

Why? I know exactly what it is. Just.. why?


I guess it's just your loss.

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Crossposting from the Funny Comics thread:

A triumph.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Red_October_7000 posted:

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

Squirt & Desert

Daktari
May 30, 2006

As men in rage strike those that wish them best,

Red_October_7000 posted:

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

I got you fam:
"Tøm og røm"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Screw and Scram.

Read Snigfut
Feb 19, 2013

Mostly harmless.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

It's okay guys, I saved the sewing machine!

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Processed food presented like fancy gourmet meals:
https://instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/

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