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Blatter is the pile of dinosaur poo poo in jurassic park
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:14 |
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:14 |
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El Hefe posted:I guess you could say Blatter is very much like Voldemort and Loreta Lynch is Dumbledore? lol
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:19 |
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NTRabbit posted:All of football is rulled by the evil FIFA empire, lead by Darth Blatter; following the rule of two, he has but one apprentice, Darth Platini, though they command an immense army of evil and corrupt followers, who in turn dominate all the member nations. abcd (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) fat greasy puto fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Nov 9, 2015 |
# ? May 28, 2015 15:25 |
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lmaoboy1998 posted:If you think its appropriate to reference any film with talking robots, the Batman, zombies, magic or elves in when conversing with other adults you have serious brain damage. IMO. Yeah, here in TRP we only use advanced stats when conversing with other adults
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:27 |
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fat greasy puto posted:friend of the family don't sign your posts, please.
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:36 |
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The only question that remains: When will Putin annex Switzerland to protect the FIFA from the USA?
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:37 |
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Dunban posted:Yeah, here in TRP we only use advanced stats when conversing with other adults advanced statsman here, I can corroborate this. Blatter is 69% like the big turd in jurassic park and an impressive 4.20 in the fag scale
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:38 |
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fifa is good now
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:40 |
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I personally thank our American friends for saving world football Never thought I'd say that
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:41 |
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NTRabbit posted:All of football is rulled by the evil FIFA empire, lead by Darth Blatter; following the rule of two, he has but one apprentice, Darth Platini, though they command an immense army of evil and corrupt followers, who in turn dominate all the member nations. ftw
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:43 |
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Fifa is like Judge Dredd
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:44 |
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Blatter is like Richard Stallman and Fifa is like gnu, and the USA is like linus Torvalds!!!
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:49 |
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Weird that just as Israel is about to get kicked out of FIFA the US suddenly realizes it needs to dismantle FIFA right now. Don't want to make accusations as the Jews are a famously honest race, I just want to say thank you to whoever did this, even if we've had our differences in the past.
lmaoboy1998 fucked around with this message at 15:52 on May 28, 2015 |
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lmaoboy1998 posted:Weird that just as Israel is about to get kicked out of FIFA the US suddenly realizes it needs to dismantle FIFA right now. Don't want to make accusations as the Jews are famously respectful of the integrity of US politics, I just want to say thank you to whoever did this, even if we've had our differences in the past. Thanks Kyoon
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:52 |
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lmaoboy1998 posted:Weird that just as Israel is about to get kicked out of FIFA the US suddenly realizes it needs to dismantle FIFA right now. Don't want to make accusations as the Jews are famously respectful of the integrity of US politics, I just want to say thank you to whoever did this, even if we've had our differences in the past. can you put this in the form of advanced stats, I'm not sure what you're suggesting
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:52 |
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Now someone do a Mad Max analogy
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# ? May 28, 2015 15:58 |
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This p-value suggests that we can reject the null hypothesis relating to the takedown of FIFA and the existence of the secret global Zionist political apparatus
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:03 |
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Maybe Blatter was right, maybe we need him. Look at what Football becomes in the void. Sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes they deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:04 |
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TraderStav posted:Now someone do a Mad Max anal On it
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:05 |
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http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/...528-ghc3iv.html Football Federation of Australia said they'll vote for Jordanian Prince Ali bin Al-Hussein over Blatter if the vote happens on Friday as a result of this.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:16 |
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seiferguy posted:http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/...528-ghc3iv.html Blatter will still win handsomely. Already his supporters (basically all the corrupt members with a vested interest in the status quo) are rallying around, with Russia going so far as to claim it's all a political plot by evil Western powers to overthrow the noble Blatter and seize control of FIFA for themselves. Meanwhile, Blatter's opposition is divided and largely spineless. Even UEFA can't seem to present a united front on whether Blatter should go or not.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:25 |
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Blatter is giving an opening speech to the FIFA congress. “I must stress that those who are corrupt in football are in a minority, as in society. But as in society they must be caught.” “Many people hold me responsible … I can’t monitor everyone all of the time.” “We will co-operate with all authorities to make sure all involved in wrongdoing is discovered and punished.” “I will not allow the actions of a few to destroy the actions of those who work so hard for football.”
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:28 |
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blue footed boobie posted:Blatter is giving an opening speech to the FIFA congress. livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pacpoFewBZg
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:29 |
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Twat le Piss posted:Platini is going crazy with talking to the media, from the Guardian live thing, a few choice quotes: Platini is a oval office and as bad as Blatter.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:31 |
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they haven't disabled the livechat!!
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:32 |
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they are actually yodeling, this is great
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:35 |
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Guys we're totally good with money *puts on ritzy performances for the start of a bunch of dumb meetings*
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:35 |
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Fifa blows edit: with all their money this is what they get? Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 16:40 on May 28, 2015 |
# ? May 28, 2015 16:36 |
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mackintosh posted:Europe is the cesspool and matriarch of corruption. We came up with the European Union to institutionalise it for God's sake. True. Its a catholic thing. God bless Luther.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:41 |
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I thought that was chavez for a moment
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:42 |
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African AIDS cum posted:True. Its a catholic thing. God bless Luther. I agree, that show is good and I hope he's the next James Bond.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:47 |
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Kurtofan posted:Fifa blows Well you try bribing all of Africa and the Caribbean and see what kind of show you can put on, sheesh
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:47 |
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deafening edit: the president of the ioc is here Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 16:54 on May 28, 2015 |
# ? May 28, 2015 16:48 |
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Parody Threads posted:I agree, that show is good and I hope he's the next James Bond. not english enough.
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:54 |
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IOC probably been trashing evidence like a motherfucker
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# ? May 28, 2015 16:55 |
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"I have a duty to fix things" EDIT: "FIFA does a good job ... we should be grateful of that despite the actions of US & Swiss legal authorities" Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 28, 2015 |
# ? May 28, 2015 16:57 |
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Kurtofan posted:deafening Blatter gives so little of a poo poo its incredible
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# ? May 28, 2015 17:00 |
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Get off your computers
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# ? May 28, 2015 17:00 |
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"all these loving lazy youths"
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