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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]
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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
lol based on trust

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kurtofan posted:

he speaks like a priest.

that translator sucks rear end, holy poo poo.

"Fifa Robust" - translation: Fifa is Robust

What the translator said - "fifa is strong"

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Crazy Ted posted:

Prince Ali's problem is that he didn't have a hype man up there with him.

Robin Williams' suicide left a major hole in his PR team

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
A department for... with representatives from... WHAT IS THE DEPARTMENT FOR YOU loving TRANSLATOR

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Lid posted:

A department for... with representatives from... WHAT IS THE DEPARTMENT FOR YOU loving TRANSLATOR
Clubs! And Professional football!

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4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
 "excuse my french"

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
excuse my french

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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Azhais posted:

Robin Williams' suicide left a major hole in his PR team

Nice

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
what the gently caress is this translator

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lid posted:

A department for... with representatives from... WHAT IS THE DEPARTMENT FOR YOU loving TRANSLATOR

department for professional football






the goose of the golden eggs

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Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

 The world cup is the goose that lays the golden eggs? Outstanding

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Is he saying anything

Like,at all

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 Excuse my French...the Goose of the Golden Eggs...need to keep...that institution

Someone is getting paid to translate French into this

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AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
 Translator bribed someone for this job

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

JSARSOM posted:

Translator bribed someone for this job
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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kurtofan posted:

department for professional football






the goose of the golden eggs

So Fifa is opening a Department of Fifa to Fifa the Fifa?

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 a handshake for peace oh sepp

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tigey posted:

The world cup is the goose that lays the golden eggs? Outstanding

No

"The world cup is the gooses of the golden eggs"

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Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

 Handshake for peace? Backhander for peace more like

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4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
 Did blatter address any accusations against him or is it all just "we will move on/survive" crap

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shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
"Look at me, I solved the Israel/Palestine conflict myself! They shook hands!"

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I hate this man so much.

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
 "listen up, fuckers, you know the score. be smart or i'm taking you all down with me"

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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
 I'll vote for the guy advocating handjobs for peace :colbert:

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I vote for Ali purely so this translator is out of a loving job.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 Sepp Blatter looks loving terrible in 1080P

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
WHAT IS TIME, REALLY?

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS TIME

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
very short

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
"tiem is infinite" We have hit senile old man territory

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 The time I've spent at FIFA is very short

WHAT

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I can't stop laughing at this translator and this speech.

"What IS time?!"

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH



what is time? time is infinite and we slice it up


it's like a new age audiobook

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Crazy Ted posted:

The time I've spent at FIFA is very short

WHAT

No you see, time is infinite. WE HAVE EVOLVED FOR HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS! I HAVE BEEN HERE ONLY TWENTY!

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Is there still time for him to have a heart attack on stage?

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Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
"time is infinite when you slice it up"

Holy poo poo what on earth?!?!

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

 oh my god is he getting into timecube territory?

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
sepp blatter: master of metaphysics

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
 I'm not listening what he's saying but this looks like a much better speech than what Prince Ali read off a paper.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I repeat
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