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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Has anyone proposed that African votes should only be worth 3/5ths as much

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
So what's stopping all the non-corrupt countries leaving FIFA and setting up their own competition?

It could be called the FREEDOM SOCCER CUP or something.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

Has anyone proposed that African votes should only be worth 3/5ths as much
If anyone did it would be Qatar

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
I thought the 1 problem would be the whole law enforcement problem...

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I hope we leave FIFA now. Everyone hates international breaks anyway.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Crazy Ted posted:

Oh god no. Ours are amazing.

Yeah, as horrible as David "I know where the bodies are buried" Stern and Bud "we are all on drugs" Selig were they're loving saints compared to Blatter.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

So what's stopping all the non-corrupt countries leaving FIFA and setting up their own competition?

It could be called the FREEDOM SOCCER CUP or something.

There are no non-corrupt countries in football. They're all corrupt. Externall, internally or both.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

African AIDS cum posted:

Has anyone proposed that African votes should only be worth 3/5ths as much

Truly in this case separate but equal could hold its ground.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
We won’t touch the World Cup. I am a faithful man, God, Allah, whoever, they will help us to bring back this Fifa. At the end of my (four year) term, I will give Fifa to my successor. It will be robust.

I like you. I like my job. I am not perfect. Nobody is perfect. Together we go. Let’s go Fifa! Let’s go Fifa! [chanting]

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm glad the sand negrito didnt win

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Did Oceania vote for Blatter or something.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The Ocean Eleven

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Jesus Christ an Ocean's Eleven reference lol

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

A Winner is Jew posted:

Yeah, as horrible as David "I know where the bodies are buried" Stern and Bud "we are all on drugs" Selig were they're loving saints compared to Blatter.

No one gives a shittt

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I've never actually heard this man speak. Holy crap

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sepp is the worst, Prince Ali is poo poo

If America fails to take Sepp down I will never forgive them

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Kurtofan posted:

Did Oceania vote for Blatter or something.

Poor island countries who suck at football? You can almost guarantee it.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
He knows that Ocean's 11 were a group of criminals, right?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

mackintosh posted:

I hope we leave FIFA now. Everyone hates international breaks anyway.

Europe and North America leave FIFA to form NAFO. North Atlantic Football Association.


No Russias allowed.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

A long day? I thought time was short and infinite.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Seltzer posted:

Poor island countries who suck at football? You can almost guarantee it.
It's literally New Zealand and a bunch of Polynesian countries since Australia is in the Asian confederation.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
okay everyone its over so please gently caress off

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
What happened to the Italian paper with evidence about 2002 was that all poo poo

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Crazy Ted posted:

It's literally New Zealand and a bunch of Polynesian countries since Australia is in the Asian confederation.

I know, and that's exactly why they deserve only a half spot for the WC. Even that is generous.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011
So they found out that Prince Ali was just Aladdin the whole time?

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Tancredi Palmeri is live on Bein looking like he just fell off a barstool

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Seltzer posted:

I know, and that's exactly why they deserve a half spot for the WC. Even that is generous.
Well you have to give them a chance to make the World Cup. You can't shut them out. The 0.5 is perfect.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

poty posted:

Blatter: God approved

Glazer rolled on Warner,
Warner will roll on Blatter,
and then Blatter can roll on G-d

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Crazy Ted posted:

It's literally New Zealand and a bunch of Polynesian countries since Australia is in the Asian confederation.

New Zealand voted Ali, the rest of Oceania backed Blatter before the vote

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

corn in the fridge posted:

okay everyone its over so please gently caress off

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
platini is going to wake up tomorrow morning with luis suarez's head at the foot of his bed

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




ronniegardocki posted:

i hate blatter too, but i don't get why anyone wanted an arab prince to win :confused:

Jordan's pretty cool yo

I mean it ain't perfect but it ain't UAE or worse any of the others.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 18:45 on May 29, 2015

Eat_at_Milliways
May 3, 2006
bald_kid
this is the most hilarious thing

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
gently caress off the lot of you

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




C'mon police raid.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

African AIDS cum posted:

Has anyone proposed that African votes should only be worth 3/5ths as much

This would be a good compromise.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Im glad Blatter won, gently caress off you dickwads

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Reprisal posted:

Glazer rolled on Warner,
Warner will roll on Blatter,
and then Blatter can roll on G-d

Blatter will roll on IOC. That's the end game

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
i reluctantly have to agree that i prefer Blatter, a white and culturally familiar older gentleman to the american/eu sponsored terrorist

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advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Blatter doesn't give a cr*d!

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