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Hockles posted:Our most selfish player is our first Captain.  Can't teach style baby. Can't teach style.
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Anyone else think I'm doing an insane workload and getting no credit? I've missed one game, had an obscene plus minus and we still get swept. gently caress. I'm going to end up with no cup.
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o/ Windros with first line minutes now!
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Despite equal or better numbers across the board, I am again the TBL backup. #payhugo Corsair Pool Boy fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Back in Edmonton for 3 more years... 
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Bregor posted:Back in Edmonton for 3 more years... It's a stacked team though. So, expect them to win the regular series and then lose 4-2 in the first round.
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RIP my career, I am terrible
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Rutkowski posted:I'd ask managment in Arizona to trade for you but they put me back on the third line so I'm kinda mad at 'em too. Hey, you'll go out there and give my line a break and be happy about it.
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All-Star Break 2027 Update All-Stars East -- ThinkTank (3rd Line Left Wing) East -- Hockles (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Felix Orphansbane (Starting Goaltender) West -- The Kingston Kid (Starting Center) West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Right Wing) West -- Jim Helar (4th Line Right Wing) West -- Liam Gallant (Starting D-Pairing) West -- RC Cola (3rd D-Pairing) Notable Stats Athanatos is 3rd in Points; Lemur is 7th ThinkTank leads the league in Goals; Lemur is 6th Athanatos leads the league in Assists Hockles is 4th in +/-; Athanatos is 5th; Longrod is 7th O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Stats is 2nd; Picklechips is 3rd; The Crushinator is 6th Kilza is 2nd in Wins; Orphansbane & Zip are 5th; Strelkov is 7th Orphansbane leads the league in GAA; Yokozuna is 4th Orphansbane is 2nd in SV%; Yokozuna is 8th Buttworth leads the AHL in SV%, and is 2nd in GAA Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- A. Athanatos is out with a Mild Concussion. Expected return is 1/23/27 VAN -- M. O'Leary is out with Broken Ribs. Expected return is 1/28/27  Iowa is 5th in the East Worchester is 8th in the East Comments Athanatos' hot brain keeps him out of the ASG this year. Hockles gladly takes his spot. McStabson missed about 20 games due to injury http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats You better hold onto that playoff spot with my Marc-Andre Fleury-esque goaltending, Pittsburgh, or else. 
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I am not deserving of the name Pepperdick.
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Hockles posted:Comments I ahnte hab no hokcey bairn probelsm
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STL is a barrel of idiots, trade Wang right loving now. 2 40 goal seasons from the third line and his reward is being bumped down to the 4th? What a bunch of clowns.
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2027 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 5:37 -- (West) R. Nugent-Hopkins (F. Forsberg, T. Seguin) 15:25 - (West) J. Morrissey (T. Seguin) 2nd Period 5:19 -- (East) C. Witala (C. Hudon, T. Toffoli) 3rd Period 15:41 - (West) N. MacKinnon (T. Rattie, P. Hlavac) 19:42 - (West) P. Hlavac (T. Rattie, R. Cola) Penalty Summary 1st Period 6:27 -- (West) Z. Werenski -- Goaltender Interference (Minor) 11:46 - (West) G. Turner -- Slashing (Minor) 2nd Period 2:03 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- Cross Checking (Minor) 7:57 -- (West) J. Gaudreau -- Holding (Minor) 3rd Period 0:17 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- High Sticking (Minor) 1:08 -- (West) N. MacKinnon -- Interference (Minor) 11:17 - (East) B. Saad -- Hooking (Minor) 11:31 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- Tripping (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Josh Morrissey (1 goal, +1) 2) (West) Trevor Martin (23 saves, 1.00 GAA, .958 SV%) 3) (West) Petr Hlavac (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)   Comments From the box score, it looks like Orphansbane got injured and left the game. Any injuries sustained in an ASG or a Preseason game doesn't affect the player in the season at all
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Windros clearing a lane for ThankTank
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End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Athanatos lead the league in Points; Lemur is 6th ThinkTank finished 2nd in Goals; Lemur is 4th Athanatos finished 2nd in Assists; O'Leary is 4th Athanatos finished 3rd in +/-; Hockles is 6th; Lemur is 7th O'Bourke lead the league in PIM; Picklechips is 2nd; Stats is 3rd; The Crushinator is 5th; Windros Jr is 6th Kilza finished 3rd in Wins; Zip is 5th; Orphansbane is 7th Yokozuna finished 2nd in GAA; Orphansbane is 3rd Yokozuna finished 2nd in GAA; Orphansbane is 4th; Pepperdick is 6th Buttworth finished 4th in Wins, 3rd in GAA, and 4th in SV% in the AHL Transaction News 1/31/27 -- CAR gets: Sean Monahan (C, 89 OVR) and Nicholas Petan (C, 82 OVR) 1/31/27 -- WPG gets: 3 prospects 2/1/27 -- CHI gets: 2 prospects 2/1/27 -- NSH gets: Teuvo Teravainen (C, 86 OVR) 2/20/27 -- MIN gets: 2028 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects 2/20/27 -- NSH gets: Jonas Brodin (D, 87 OVR) 3/3/27 -- EDM gets: Josh Morrissey (D, 87 OVR) 3/3/27 -- WPG gets: 2028 1st Round Pick, a prospect 3/3/27 -- DAL gets: 2 prospects 3/3/27 -- WSH gets: Brandon Pirri (C, 85 OVR) and Antoine Roussel (LW, 78 OVR) 3/3/27 -- NYR gets: Roger Primeau (RW, 85 OVR) 3/3/27 -- STL gets: Gabriel Sylvestre (D, 82 OVR), 2027 2nd Round Pick 3/3/27 -- EDM gets: Charles Hudon (LW, 85 OVR) 3/3/27 -- MTL gets: 2027 2nd Round Pick, 2 prospects Injury Report None  Iowa is 3rd in the West Worchester is 13th in the East (They still have a week to go) Comments Athanatos will win everything. Maybe even the Vezina. Yokozuna only lost 4 games since the ASG, and he will also win the Jennings The Central is Bad. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats e: The season wasn't actually done yet, there were still 3 games left. So, I updated the stats and the standings, nothing else big changed. Hockles fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Hockles posted:End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update Holy poo poo. Pittsburgh made the playoffs! And I finished top 3 in the most pointless goalie stat!  Now that I've the playoffs as a starter, all that's left to get is the Cup. 
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The Jets managed 22 points in the ~35 games post all-star break to plummet like the Challenger downward. Horrifying crash scene, wreckage everywhere. Trade me right loving now! Now hang up the phone.
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No Rocket Richard, no playoffs, no points in the all-star game? Think doesn't want to be captain no more. Philly better trade his rear end to a contender.
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Pleads posted:The Central division should be disbanded. Its like the opposite of real life! And RC Cola is an all star suck it
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ThinkTank posted:No Rocket Richard, no playoffs, no points in the all-star game? Think doesn't want to be captain no more. Philly better trade his rear end to a contender. you broke 500 goals though!  815gp 526-37-563 That's a pretty fantastic stat line. I'm sure it has to be a record Ewic shall wander the woney streets of Phiwladewphia until next fall it seems.
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Hockles posted:Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Whoa quote:Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) gently caress yeah all you cocksuckers! I'm a loving Gentleman up in this bitch
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God drat Penguins. E: Thank gently caress, at least my playoff stats were better than my regular season ones.
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Please someone get me the gently caress out of New Jersey. Eichel hogging all the fun. I'm a peacock coach, you gotta let me fly!
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Hockles posted:End of 2026-27 Season Update Oh my god Hockles posted:TBL def BUF in 6 OH MY GOD Hockles posted:EDM def ARZ in 7 HOLY poo poo THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.  Hockles posted:EDM def PIT in 6 GOD DAMNIT NO.  I would have won the Conn Smythe too if EA actually knew that a player on the losing team could win it.
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