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Assuming he keeps up something like his current pace, Think will be the 6th fastest to 500 goals behind only Gretzky, Lemieux, Bossy, Hull, and Lemur. Way to steal Think's thing Fred.
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2026 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Patrick Kane (1472gp - 592g - 842a - 1434p) Jakub Voracek Sam Gagner Brandon Sutter Ryan O'Reilly Luke Schenn Brad Marchand Derek Stepan Alex Pietrangelo Kyle Clifford Josh Bailey Kyle Okposo Slava Voynov Bryan Little Nazem Kadri Dimtry Kulikov Zach Bogosian Matt Calvert Roman Josi Adam Henrique Cody Eakin Andrew Shaw Reilly Smith Radko Gudas Jared Cowen Patrick Wiercioch Torey Krug Eric Gelinas David Savard Tomas Jurco Kevin Hayes Alex Chiasson John Moore Christopher Tanev Carl Klingberg Landon Ferraro Ryan Murphy Jake Allen Calvin Pickard Transaction News BUF -- re-signed The Crushinator to a $27mil/4yr contract EDM -- re-signed R. McPhallus to a $19.1mil/3yr contract EDM -- re-signed Yokozuna to a $45.5mil/5yr contract MTL -- re-signed C. Clemens to a $37.7mil/5yr contract NSH -- re-signed Zip to a $20.1mil/3yr contract STL --re-signed P. Wang to a $17mil/3yr contract TBL -- re-signed T. Delacour to a $17.9mil/3yr contract TOR -- re-signed W. Clarkson to a $7.1mil/3yr contract TOR -- re-signed F. Orphansbane to a $49.8mil/4yr contract WPG -- re-signed S. Saskatanov to a $9.8mil/3yr contract BOS -- signed Nick Bjugstad (83 OVR) to a 2yr contract NYR -- signed Jani Karppinen (85 OVR) to a 3yr contract PIT -- signed Malcolm Subban (82 OVR) to a 2yr contract WSH -- signed Ryan Hartman (83 OVR) to a 2yr contract 8/20/26 -- MTL gets: 2 prospects 8/20/26 -- WSH gets: John Carlson (84 OVR) Top 10 Forward Salaries
Top 5 Defenseman Salaries
Top 5 Goalie Salaries
Huge Salaries in AHL BUF -- Ondrej Palat (71 OVR) -- $3.130mil DET -- Kyle Capobianco (81 OVR) -- $4.590mil DET -- Tomas Tatar (77 OVR) -- $3.260mil MTL -- Jamie Benn (78 OVR) -- $7.885mil NSH -- Tyler Johnson (79 OVR) -- $3.430mil STL -- Ivan Barbashev (81 OVR) -- $3.500mil VAN -- Luca Sbisa (78 OVR) -- $4.330mil 2026-27 Opening Night Info ARZ -- F. Lemur -- Starting Center ARZ-- E. Rutkowski -- 3rd Line Right Wing BUF -- T. Crushinator -- Starting Right Wing BUF -- A. Athanatos -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain BUF -- Hockles -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain CGY -- T. Kingston Kid -- Starting Center -- Alternate Captain CGY -- L. Gallant -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain CHI -- RC Cola -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain CHI -- S. Pepperdick -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- R. Peters -- 2nd Line Center CBJ -- J. Longrod -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain DAL -- W. Van Steamsdyk -- 3rd Line Right Wing EDM -- R. McPhallus -- 2nd D-Pairing EDM -- Yokozuna -- Starting Goaltender FLA -- P. Sanchez -- Starting Right Wing -- Alternate Captain LAK -- S. McStabson -- Starting Right Wing -- Alternate Captain LAK -- B. Bitdiddle -- Starting D-Pairing MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Starting Goaltender in Iowa (AHL) MTL -- C. Clemens -- 2nd Line Center NSH -- L. Alger -- 2nd Line Left Wing -- Alternate Captain NSH -- Zip -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- R. Picklechips -- Starting Right Wing -- Alternate Captain NYR -- A. Robertson -- Starting Goaltender OTT -- S. Satonaka -- 2nd Line Center -- Alternate Captain OTT -- F. Stats -- 3rd Line Right Wing OTT -- I. Strelkov -- Starting Goaltender PHI -- ThinkTank -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain PHI -- E. Windros Jr -- Starting Right Wing PIT -- A. Kilza -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- S. Samuelsson -- 2nd Line Left Wing in Worcester (AHL) -- Alternate Captain STL -- P. Wang -- 3rd Line Left Wing -- Alternate Captain TBL -- B. Banton -- 2nd Line Right Wing TBL -- P. O'Bourke -- Starting D-Pairing TBL -- T. Delacour -- Starting Goaltender TBL -- H. Chavez -- Backup Goaltender TOR -- W. Clarkson -- 3rd Line Right Wing TOR -- F. Orphansbane -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- J. Helar -- Starting Right Wing VAN -- M. O'Leary -- Starting D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain WSH -- J. Hilder -- Starting Right Wing -- Alternate Captain WPG -- S. Saskatanov -- Starting Right Wing Line spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/1FMR9pU Comments Pretty uneventful offseason again I guess I skipped Orphansbane in my upcoming free-agents, because he got a raise Our most selfish player is our first Captain. Windros Jr cracked the starting lineup! A few players were demoted to the AHL...
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Hockles posted:Our most selfish player is our first Captain. Can't teach style baby. Can't teach style.
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Anyone else think I'm doing an insane workload and getting no credit? I've missed one game, had an obscene plus minus and we still get swept. gently caress. I'm going to end up with no cup.
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ThinkTank posted:
o/ Windros with first line minutes now!
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Despite equal or better numbers across the board, I am again the TBL backup. #payhugo Corsair Pool Boy fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Back in Edmonton for 3 more years...
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Bregor posted:Back in Edmonton for 3 more years... It's a stacked team though. So, expect them to win the regular series and then lose 4-2 in the first round.
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Hockles posted:
RIP my career, I am terrible
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So Toronto overpays a great goalie and comes in last. Sounds about right.
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Rutkowski posted:I'd ask managment in Arizona to trade for you but they put me back on the third line so I'm kinda mad at 'em too. Hey, you'll go out there and give my line a break and be happy about it.
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Sorry, that's the Hot Brain talking.
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Yokozuna you sellout gently caress, you're wasting your prime years in that northern wasteland
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All-Star Break 2027 Update All-Stars East -- ThinkTank (3rd Line Left Wing) East -- Hockles (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Felix Orphansbane (Starting Goaltender) West -- The Kingston Kid (Starting Center) West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Right Wing) West -- Jim Helar (4th Line Right Wing) West -- Liam Gallant (Starting D-Pairing) West -- RC Cola (3rd D-Pairing) Notable Stats Athanatos is 3rd in Points; Lemur is 7th ThinkTank leads the league in Goals; Lemur is 6th Athanatos leads the league in Assists Hockles is 4th in +/-; Athanatos is 5th; Longrod is 7th O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Stats is 2nd; Picklechips is 3rd; The Crushinator is 6th Kilza is 2nd in Wins; Orphansbane & Zip are 5th; Strelkov is 7th Orphansbane leads the league in GAA; Yokozuna is 4th Orphansbane is 2nd in SV%; Yokozuna is 8th Buttworth leads the AHL in SV%, and is 2nd in GAA Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- A. Athanatos is out with a Mild Concussion. Expected return is 1/23/27 VAN -- M. O'Leary is out with Broken Ribs. Expected return is 1/28/27 Iowa is 5th in the East Worchester is 8th in the East Comments Athanatos' hot brain keeps him out of the ASG this year. Hockles gladly takes his spot. McStabson missed about 20 games due to injury http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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my career is a goddamn travesty. I should really considering jetting back to Finland and calling it a day.
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Hockles posted:Notable Stats You better hold onto that playoff spot with my Marc-Andre Fleury-esque goaltending, Pittsburgh, or else.
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I am not deserving of the name Pepperdick.
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Hockles posted:Comments I ahnte hab no hokcey bairn probelsm
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STL is a barrel of idiots, trade Wang right loving now. 2 40 goal seasons from the third line and his reward is being bumped down to the 4th? What a bunch of clowns.
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Calgary miracle run is over, rip.
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LA is down the drain. Get some generational talent so I can win a cup.
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2027 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 5:37 -- (West) R. Nugent-Hopkins (F. Forsberg, T. Seguin) 15:25 - (West) J. Morrissey (T. Seguin) 2nd Period 5:19 -- (East) C. Witala (C. Hudon, T. Toffoli) 3rd Period 15:41 - (West) N. MacKinnon (T. Rattie, P. Hlavac) 19:42 - (West) P. Hlavac (T. Rattie, R. Cola) Penalty Summary 1st Period 6:27 -- (West) Z. Werenski -- Goaltender Interference (Minor) 11:46 - (West) G. Turner -- Slashing (Minor) 2nd Period 2:03 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- Cross Checking (Minor) 7:57 -- (West) J. Gaudreau -- Holding (Minor) 3rd Period 0:17 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- High Sticking (Minor) 1:08 -- (West) N. MacKinnon -- Interference (Minor) 11:17 - (East) B. Saad -- Hooking (Minor) 11:31 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- Tripping (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Josh Morrissey (1 goal, +1) 2) (West) Trevor Martin (23 saves, 1.00 GAA, .958 SV%) 3) (West) Petr Hlavac (1 goal, 1 assist, +2) Comments From the box score, it looks like Orphansbane got injured and left the game. Any injuries sustained in an ASG or a Preseason game doesn't affect the player in the season at all
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 00:15 |
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Windros clearing a lane for ThankTank
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Oh look, Hugo and I fell off a drat cliff, performance-wise.
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End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Athanatos lead the league in Points; Lemur is 6th ThinkTank finished 2nd in Goals; Lemur is 4th Athanatos finished 2nd in Assists; O'Leary is 4th Athanatos finished 3rd in +/-; Hockles is 6th; Lemur is 7th O'Bourke lead the league in PIM; Picklechips is 2nd; Stats is 3rd; The Crushinator is 5th; Windros Jr is 6th Kilza finished 3rd in Wins; Zip is 5th; Orphansbane is 7th Yokozuna finished 2nd in GAA; Orphansbane is 3rd Yokozuna finished 2nd in GAA; Orphansbane is 4th; Pepperdick is 6th Buttworth finished 4th in Wins, 3rd in GAA, and 4th in SV% in the AHL Transaction News 1/31/27 -- CAR gets: Sean Monahan (C, 89 OVR) and Nicholas Petan (C, 82 OVR) 1/31/27 -- WPG gets: 3 prospects 2/1/27 -- CHI gets: 2 prospects 2/1/27 -- NSH gets: Teuvo Teravainen (C, 86 OVR) 2/20/27 -- MIN gets: 2028 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects 2/20/27 -- NSH gets: Jonas Brodin (D, 87 OVR) 3/3/27 -- EDM gets: Josh Morrissey (D, 87 OVR) 3/3/27 -- WPG gets: 2028 1st Round Pick, a prospect 3/3/27 -- DAL gets: 2 prospects 3/3/27 -- WSH gets: Brandon Pirri (C, 85 OVR) and Antoine Roussel (LW, 78 OVR) 3/3/27 -- NYR gets: Roger Primeau (RW, 85 OVR) 3/3/27 -- STL gets: Gabriel Sylvestre (D, 82 OVR), 2027 2nd Round Pick 3/3/27 -- EDM gets: Charles Hudon (LW, 85 OVR) 3/3/27 -- MTL gets: 2027 2nd Round Pick, 2 prospects Injury Report None Iowa is 3rd in the West Worchester is 13th in the East (They still have a week to go) Comments Athanatos will win everything. Maybe even the Vezina. Yokozuna only lost 4 games since the ASG, and he will also win the Jennings The Central is Bad. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats e: The season wasn't actually done yet, there were still 3 games left. So, I updated the stats and the standings, nothing else big changed. Hockles fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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3.00/.902? just loving sell me then jesus christ
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Hockles posted:End of 2026-27 Regular Season Update Holy poo poo. Pittsburgh made the playoffs! And I finished top 3 in the most pointless goalie stat! Now that I've the playoffs as a starter, all that's left to get is the Cup.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 05:45 |
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I made a dumb. Everything is correct now.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 05:50 |
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I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
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The Central division should be disbanded.
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The Jets managed 22 points in the ~35 games post all-star break to plummet like the Challenger downward. Horrifying crash scene, wreckage everywhere. Trade me right loving now! Now hang up the phone.
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No Rocket Richard, no playoffs, no points in the all-star game? Think doesn't want to be captain no more. Philly better trade his rear end to a contender.
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Pleads posted:The Central division should be disbanded. Its like the opposite of real life! And RC Cola is an all star suck it
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ThinkTank posted:No Rocket Richard, no playoffs, no points in the all-star game? Think doesn't want to be captain no more. Philly better trade his rear end to a contender. you broke 500 goals though! 815gp 526-37-563 That's a pretty fantastic stat line. I'm sure it has to be a record Ewic shall wander the woney streets of Phiwladewphia until next fall it seems.
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I can't help but revel in how well this game simulates Toronto's inability to do anything well. At least Felix is getting paid.
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End of 2026-27 Season Update Playoff Results ARZ def CGY in 6 SJS def VAN in 7 EDM def COL in 7 STL def DAL in 6 BUF def FLA in 5 TBL def OTT in 6 WSH def CBJ in 6 PIT def CAR in 4 ARZ def SJS in 5 EDM def STL in 6 TBL def BUF in 6 PIT def WSH in 5 EDM def ARZ in 7 PIT def TBL in 7 EDM def PIT in 6 NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Edmonton Oilers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Buffalo Sabres Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Edmonton Oilers Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Pittsburgh Penguins Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Jason Moss -- Columbus Blue Jackets Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Yokozuna -- Edmonton Oilers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Yokozuna -- Edmonton Oilers William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Yokozuna / Daniel Guntern -- Edmonton Oilers Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Ralph Jarratt -- Colorado Avalanche Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Aaron Athanatos -- Buffalo Sabres Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Jonathan Drouin -- Tampa Bay Lightning Comments Yokozuna carries Edmonton to a cup Athanatos's trophy room needs it's own trophy room Buttworth made it to the Calder Cup Finals, but lost http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents ARZ -- E. Rutkowski CGY -- L. Gallant CHI -- S. Pepperdick DAL -- W. van Steamsdyk MIN -- C. Buttworth NJD -- R.W. Picklechips NYR -- A. Robertson OTT -- S. Satonaka OTT -- I. Strelkov PHI -- ThinkTank SJS -- S. Samuelsson TBL -- H. Chavez
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Hockles posted:Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Whoa quote:Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) gently caress yeah all you cocksuckers! I'm a loving Gentleman up in this bitch
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God drat Penguins. E: Thank gently caress, at least my playoff stats were better than my regular season ones.
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# ? Jun 4, 2015 22:42 |
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Please someone get me the gently caress out of New Jersey. Eichel hogging all the fun. I'm a peacock coach, you gotta let me fly!
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Hockles posted:End of 2026-27 Season Update Oh my god Hockles posted:TBL def BUF in 6 OH MY GOD Hockles posted:EDM def ARZ in 7 HOLY poo poo THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. Hockles posted:EDM def PIT in 6 GOD DAMNIT NO. I would have won the Conn Smythe too if EA actually knew that a player on the losing team could win it.
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