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Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Is Sepp allowed to post in this forum now? I think he'd have some good stories to share.

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
Well then

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Exco goes to a security council type system with Brazil, Germany, Argentina, England, Italy, Spain all as permenant members. Maximum funding limit set based on population too but actually what will happen is Plantini will take over and the star wars comparisons will be factually correct

The bastion of integrity; Brazil, Argentina, Italy and Spain

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Peel posted:

I'm pretty sure he's still not allowed to leave the country, so no Qatari holiday yet.

If he thinks he's about to go down he'll give no fucks i'm not sure they'll be able to stop him boarding a learjet in a random airfield

Messyass
Dec 23, 2003

Football is still dead as hell, but this feels like they've temporarily stopped desecrating the corpse.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Hegay posted:

The bastion of integrity; Brazil, Argentina, Italy and Spain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ5-Soe3NJ0

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

There was maybe about ten people at that press conference too. That was so surreal.

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
I'm not getting excited about this yet

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Hegay posted:

The bastion of integrity; Brazil, Argentina, Italy and Spain

And Germany

the glow
May 31, 2009

Messyass posted:

Football is still dead as hell

It's going to be rejuvenated when it comes home in 2018

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Havelange is still alive

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Futbol is finally free.

Now bring WC2018 and 2022 to America.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
He looked like a troubled man in that press conference, think there could be a bigger story to come.

What happened to Blatter to make him quit within a week of comprehensively winning the vote.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

rear end cobra posted:

Havelange is still alive

He is, in fact, an immortal Reptilian overlord.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

From the guardian

quote:

Blatter told Swiss TV on Friday: “Why would I step down? That would mean I recognise that I did wrong.” Hmmm

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Hegay posted:

The bastion of integrity; Brazil, Argentina, Italy and Spain

Lol if you think Germany won 2006 without bribing the gently caress out of everyone

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Whoever that press official is said that term limits for the President and ExCo member will be proposed at the Special Congress.

Honj Steak posted:

He is, in fact, an immortal Reptilian overlord.
He's the man who inspired David Icke to go off the deep end.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I skipped the last 165 posts, how many hydra-killing jokes have been made

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Remember when White Christian America destroyed International Soccer, the corrupt satanic whore?

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hegay posted:

honestly don't care about Blatter stepping down, I just want 2022 not to be in Qatar. I doubt some Prince Ali el Kebab is going to change that

agreed, fifa can be as corrupt as they like as long as the world cup is in june and not in some middle eastern shithole

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




My money is on him having stepped down to pull the strings via a minion from a country without an extradition treaty with America.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
so now that he's resigned who will he appoint as his successor to be elected by the countries he bribed

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

African AIDS cum posted:

Remember when White Christian America destroyed International Soccer, the corrupt satanic whore?

Isn't the AG a black woman?

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


man something must have happened for him to step down out of the blue

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

African AIDS cum posted:

Remember when White Christian America destroyed International Soccer, the corrupt satanic whore?

America is run by a Jewish cabal and it's president it's a black Muslim

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheBigAristotle posted:

I skipped the last 165 posts, how many hydra-killing jokes have been made

None but we got some Star Wars references

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

Remember when White Christian America destroyed International Soccer, the corrupt satanic whore?

I think some Prince Ali is going to be in charge soon tho??

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
The BBC keep saying 'he says he will step down'. Not 'he's stepped down'. What, exactly, did he say?

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

America is run by a Jewish cabal and it's president it's a black Muslim

*in Tom's voice* THANKS LIBS

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Caitlyn Jenner to become new head of FIFA

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Hegay posted:

I think some Prince Ali is going to be in charge soon tho??

Platini will run and win and the 2022 cup will still be held in Qatar and everyone will look stupid.
and

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Donald Trump

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Cool and good. Death to FIFA, allahu akbar

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Hegay posted:

I think some Prince Ali is going to be in charge soon tho??

our muslim presidents plan all along

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Hegay posted:

I think some Prince Ali is going to be in charge soon tho??

Not necessarily, because if Blatter isn't standing all the other idiots might put themselves forward.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Good, gently caress Blatter. It'll probably be Platini though as his replacement, which isn't exactly much better.

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Nill
Aug 24, 2003

If Sepp tries to do a runner I can't imagine Russia or Qatar would be eager to harbor the man who hosed poo poo up so royally that both of their Cups are in jeopardy.

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