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Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

CottonWolf posted:

You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game.

Triss wouldn't give Alvin sweets, and there's no way Yen would.
She gets an offhand mention if you pick a particular dialogue option during one of the side missions.

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Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Overdoze posted:

Also, cats.


Loved this scene. :3:

Also, I noticed the Seven Cats Inn wasn't lying, they have seven cats wandering around. Truly the luckiest Inn! :3:

CottonWolf posted:

You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game.

She isn't? I was going to ask about that. :(

She went to Oxenfort after the events of the Witcher 1, so I assumed she was in town somewhere.

Snuffman fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jun 7, 2015

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

So do cats get to be super fluffy with hairworks on?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Snuffman posted:

Loved this scene. :3:


The series has made me very distrusting of sorcerers. I was expecting that cat to be a witch in disguise!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The Witcher 3: Wild Pussy Hunt

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum

mcbexx posted:

Go find yourself a nekker nest, blow it up, loot the nekker heart, cancel looting, take 5 steps back, loot again.
Repeat as needed. Just make sure you leave at least one item in the nest.






At least I didn't become what I hate by murdering someone :smug:

Overdoze
Jan 6, 2008

Revolution of evolution

Thunderbro posted:

no, but it's wintertime

Ah, duh :doh:. Completely missed that, thanks.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

I will admit my reasons for choosing Triss were I did her quests first and Yen bitching about the Amnesia, also when we were at the Ball Triss didn't get on me for running off to play Magic the Gathering so for manchild reasons she is a better fit.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Just started a 2nd run. Ever noticed what the quest with the frying pan in White Orchard was about and why you find that monocle? Well, it seems the owner has a real potty mouth and now deals in shoes and you run into him a while later.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I've done the Battle of Ker Morhan and am now doing errands for the sorceresses, but I decided to visit Emhyr to report that Ciri has been found. However, I can't talk to him. Why?

Badly Jester
Apr 9, 2010


Bitches!

JaucheCharly posted:

Just started a 2nd run. Ever noticed what the quest with the frying pan in White Orchard was about and why you find that monocle? Well, it seems the owner has a real potty mouth and now deals in shoes and you run into him a while later.

I've met him, but if there was a way to give him back his monocle, I must have missed it.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Baron Bifford posted:

I've done the Battle of Ker Morhan and am now doing errands for the sorceresses, but I decided to visit Emhyr to report that Ciri has been found. However, I can't talk to him. Why?

You have to go there with Ciri when she asks you to come with her to Bald Mountain, it's a dialogue option. I think you also need to have visited him during the "Gather allies" quest for the option to show up at all.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


The Yennefer Gwent card is miles better than the Triss card so obviously Yennefer is the correct choice.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

CottonWolf posted:

You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game.

Shani's like 17 dude.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

Arglebargle III posted:

Shani's like 17 dude.

She can't be. She was a med student in the first book in the series.

Zoo06
Jul 20, 2007

CottonWolf posted:

She can't be. She was a med student in the first book in the series.

I believe Geralt also banged her already at some point in the books.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here
It seems like every major character in the series has used some magical hocus-pocus or herbal remedy to look like they're 20 even though they're like 100.

Witcher 3: Stay young with this one weird trick

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Broken Cog posted:

Witcher 3: Stay young with this one weird trick

Side effects may include: sterility, wicked bad scars, pogroms, weird hair syndrome, destiny

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Broken Cog posted:

It seems like every major character in the series has used some magical hocus-pocus or herbal remedy to look like they're 20 even though they're like 100.

Witcher 3: Stay young with this one weird trick
If you can bottle longevity why isn't anybody selling it? Why is it only sorcerers and mutants who live long? Why not kings and rich people too?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Baron Bifford posted:

If you can bottle longevity why isn't anybody selling it? Why is it only sorcerers and mutants who live long? Why not kings and rich people too?

Because sorcerers and mutants are all sterile, and because witcher mutations have a 70% mortality rate, and sorcerors take ~~magic aptitude~~ and years of study before they can rebuild their bodies with magic.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003

by Radio Games Forum
So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns.

Just when I get a chance to sit down and try and play this game, its shittiness seems to slap me in the face and discourage me from playing it.

lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jun 7, 2015

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Snuffman posted:

Without spoiling future twists (if any) what were the consequences of the other decisions and how could this have gone way way worse?


Oooh boy... :laugh:
You already have your answer, but that part really cracked me up

Fair Bear Maiden
Jun 17, 2013
Kings and nobles probably don't want to become sterile.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I bet there's a ton of people who won't mind forfeiting their fertility in exchange for longevity, especially if they already have kids. Perhaps becoming immortal is something you can only do for yourself, which would explain why nobody is selling any (real) elixirs of youth.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

You have to either be a magical wizard 1%er or roll the dice on witcher mutations.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns.

Just when I get a chance to sit down and try and play this game, its shittiness seems to slap me in the face and discourage me from playing it.

It's context-sensitive, if you are locked on to an enemy that's outside your reach and press attack, any attack, Geralt will try to connect with a longer animation.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



I'm cleaning up some question marks on my map and I noticed that even those mini quests/treasure hunts, where you find a dead body with a note and a key to a chest a couple of yards away manage to tell short but interesting stories. If you take a couple of seconds to survey the surroundings, you'll get a good glimpse of what happened. It's pretty neat.
Of course, all stories end in misery and death, but still...

I also noticed that, as announced in the patch notes, loot from the question mark areas now scales close to your level. Now that I am done with the story I am actually finding worthwhile gear that would have been fun to try and run with during the game. I'll probably go and skip the three witcher gear sets entirely in my second playthrough, since I was using those pretty much all the time.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Meanwhile I will be wearing the Griffin set until the heat death of the loving universe because it's been like 30 hours of gameplay and I've still yet to find a single piece that is better.

I wish the little intrinsic bonuses and defense weren't so helpful to staying alive so I could just wear whatever looks good :negative:

Zoo06
Jul 20, 2007

PRESIDENT GOKU posted:

So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns.

Just when I get a chance to sit down and try and play this game, its shittiness seems to slap me in the face and discourage me from playing it.

Showoff mutation? :shrug:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Baron Bifford posted:

I bet there's a ton of people who won't mind forfeiting their fertility in exchange for longevity, especially if they already have kids. Perhaps becoming immortal is something you can only do for yourself, which would explain why nobody is selling any (real) elixirs of youth.

Speaking of this, is there some actual secret to the coroner guy or is he telling the truth?

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

muscles like this? posted:

Speaking of this, is there some actual secret to the coroner guy or is he telling the truth?

Did you finish that quest?

Turin Turambar
Jun 5, 2011



Comte de Saint-Germain posted:

It's not that it's not an excuse, it's that he won't shut the gently caress up about it. She's allowed to be angry and then Geralt keeps deflecting her anger with "I didn't know". Yeah I'd teleport you into a lake too.

EDIT: And yeah, she also had amnesia and she didn't gently caress Lambert, so shut up and let her be mad.

He won't shut the gently caress up about it?

Hey, she started it by throwing out a perfectly fine bed! Oak, dude!
(did they say oak? can't remember)

Turin Turambar fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 7, 2015

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Turin Turambar posted:

He won't shut the gently caress up about it?

Hey, she is started it by throwing out a perfectly fine bed! Oak, dude!
(did they say oak? can't remember)

It had some hairs on it apparently.

Yeah it was oak.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Zoo06 posted:

I believe Geralt also banged her already at some point in the books.

Yeah, soon after they meet in the first book of the saga.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
lol so I'm doing the Radovid assassination quest and Philippa just turned into an owl and flew off in the middle of the street as a Witch Hunter was passing by, and the Witch Hunter didn't react.

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

ZearothK posted:

Yeah, soon after they meet in the first book of the saga.

Literally as soon as they meet.

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames
Having to read a series' entire back library to understand that Yennefer isn't just a mean bitch (before you do her related quests, which are set way too late in the game compared to Triss') is a bad design decision and if you're defending it you're bad too.

EDIT: I love this game and this is one of maybe 3 issues I have with it.

Verranicus fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 7, 2015

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Yeah, I felt the writers kinda want to have their cake and eat it too - pull on the (admittedly quite rich looking) history of the books to tell their story but not provide the means to understand and see things as clearly as the main character. I've mentioned it before but it feels really, really weird to be playing as someone with incredibly strong feelings towards certain characters but never have the game really educate me on why he feels that way.

"You should read the book" is a bit of a cop out I think.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Verranicus posted:

Having to read a series' entire back library to understand that Yennefer isn't just a mean bitch (before you do her related quests, which are set way too late in the game compared to Triss') is a bad design decision and if you're defending it you're bad too.

EDIT: I love this game and this is one of maybe 3 issues I have with it.

"Yennefer is a mean bitch" is pretty silly as a statement even without the books. It basically amounts to "someone expects something of Geralt beyond fawning over his dick." Some of the Triss stuff basically comes across as "she is a nice waifu who never says anything negative, ergo she is good."

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Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
I'm a big lorenerd. Do I have to play Witcher 1 before I play 2? I've tried 1 several times but I always stop playing at the beginning because it's so dreadfully boring.

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