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CottonWolf posted:You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game.
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Overdoze posted:Also, cats. Loved this scene. Also, I noticed the Seven Cats Inn wasn't lying, they have seven cats wandering around. Truly the luckiest Inn! CottonWolf posted:You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game. She isn't? I was going to ask about that. She went to Oxenfort after the events of the Witcher 1, so I assumed she was in town somewhere. Snuffman fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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So do cats get to be super fluffy with hairworks on?
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:30 |
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Snuffman posted:Loved this scene. The series has made me very distrusting of sorcerers. I was expecting that cat to be a witch in disguise!
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:31 |
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The Witcher 3: Wild Pussy Hunt
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:32 |
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mcbexx posted:Go find yourself a nekker nest, blow it up, loot the nekker heart, cancel looting, take 5 steps back, loot again. At least I didn't become what I hate by murdering someone
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:34 |
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Thunderbro posted:no, but it's wintertime Ah, duh . Completely missed that, thanks.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:35 |
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I will admit my reasons for choosing Triss were I did her quests first and Yen bitching about the Amnesia, also when we were at the Ball Triss didn't get on me for running off to play Magic the Gathering so for manchild reasons she is a better fit.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:37 |
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Just started a 2nd run. Ever noticed what the quest with the frying pan in White Orchard was about and why you find that monocle? Well, it seems the owner has a real potty mouth and now deals in shoes and you run into him a while later.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:43 |
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I've done the Battle of Ker Morhan and am now doing errands for the sorceresses, but I decided to visit Emhyr to report that Ciri has been found. However, I can't talk to him. Why?
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JaucheCharly posted:Just started a 2nd run. Ever noticed what the quest with the frying pan in White Orchard was about and why you find that monocle? Well, it seems the owner has a real potty mouth and now deals in shoes and you run into him a while later. I've met him, but if there was a way to give him back his monocle, I must have missed it.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:59 |
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Baron Bifford posted:I've done the Battle of Ker Morhan and am now doing errands for the sorceresses, but I decided to visit Emhyr to report that Ciri has been found. However, I can't talk to him. Why? You have to go there with Ciri when she asks you to come with her to Bald Mountain, it's a dialogue option. I think you also need to have visited him during the "Gather allies" quest for the option to show up at all.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 15:59 |
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The Yennefer Gwent card is miles better than the Triss card so obviously Yennefer is the correct choice.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:01 |
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CottonWolf posted:You're all wrong. The correct woman choice continues to be Shani and she's not even in the game. Shani's like 17 dude.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:02 |
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Arglebargle III posted:Shani's like 17 dude. She can't be. She was a med student in the first book in the series.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:06 |
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CottonWolf posted:She can't be. She was a med student in the first book in the series. I believe Geralt also banged her already at some point in the books.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:08 |
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It seems like every major character in the series has used some magical hocus-pocus or herbal remedy to look like they're 20 even though they're like 100. Witcher 3: Stay young with this one weird trick
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:09 |
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Broken Cog posted:Witcher 3: Stay young with this one weird trick Side effects may include: sterility, wicked bad scars, pogroms, weird hair syndrome, destiny
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:11 |
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Broken Cog posted:It seems like every major character in the series has used some magical hocus-pocus or herbal remedy to look like they're 20 even though they're like 100.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:12 |
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Baron Bifford posted:If you can bottle longevity why isn't anybody selling it? Why is it only sorcerers and mutants who live long? Why not kings and rich people too? Because sorcerers and mutants are all sterile, and because witcher mutations have a 70% mortality rate, and sorcerors take ~~magic aptitude~~ and years of study before they can rebuild their bodies with magic.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:16 |
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So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns. Just when I get a chance to sit down and try and play this game, its shittiness seems to slap me in the face and discourage me from playing it. lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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Snuffman posted:Without spoiling future twists (if any) what were the consequences of the other decisions and how could this have gone way way worse? Oooh boy... You already have your answer, but that part really cracked me up
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:16 |
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Kings and nobles probably don't want to become sterile.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:17 |
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I bet there's a ton of people who won't mind forfeiting their fertility in exchange for longevity, especially if they already have kids. Perhaps becoming immortal is something you can only do for yourself, which would explain why nobody is selling any (real) elixirs of youth.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:26 |
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You have to either be a magical wizard 1%er or roll the dice on witcher mutations.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:33 |
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PRESIDENT GOKU posted:So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns. It's context-sensitive, if you are locked on to an enemy that's outside your reach and press attack, any attack, Geralt will try to connect with a longer animation.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:34 |
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I'm cleaning up some question marks on my map and I noticed that even those mini quests/treasure hunts, where you find a dead body with a note and a key to a chest a couple of yards away manage to tell short but interesting stories. If you take a couple of seconds to survey the surroundings, you'll get a good glimpse of what happened. It's pretty neat. Of course, all stories end in misery and death, but still... I also noticed that, as announced in the patch notes, loot from the question mark areas now scales close to your level. Now that I am done with the story I am actually finding worthwhile gear that would have been fun to try and run with during the game. I'll probably go and skip the three witcher gear sets entirely in my second playthrough, since I was using those pretty much all the time.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:36 |
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Meanwhile I will be wearing the Griffin set until the heat death of the loving universe because it's been like 30 hours of gameplay and I've still yet to find a single piece that is better. I wish the little intrinsic bonuses and defense weren't so helpful to staying alive so I could just wear whatever looks good
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 16:40 |
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PRESIDENT GOKU posted:So here's an annoying and infuriating part of combat: Geralt's sword swinging. Yea I get that he's this superhuman, agile sword wizard, but his stupid loving twirly sword swings are too long. I'm a feline school wearer, fast attack specialist. Why, then, when I attack with the fast attack button does Geralt do this dumb jump spin sword attack that takes as much time as a heavy attack? I'm not performing a heavy attack, I'm performing fast attacks so I can Ignii, slash slash, get back. Geralt thinks his flourish will do more damage when all it does is let this god drat Morvuud tear me in half with its horns. Showoff mutation?
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Baron Bifford posted:I bet there's a ton of people who won't mind forfeiting their fertility in exchange for longevity, especially if they already have kids. Perhaps becoming immortal is something you can only do for yourself, which would explain why nobody is selling any (real) elixirs of youth. Speaking of this, is there some actual secret to the coroner guy or is he telling the truth?
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muscles like this? posted:Speaking of this, is there some actual secret to the coroner guy or is he telling the truth? Did you finish that quest?
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:It's not that it's not an excuse, it's that he won't shut the gently caress up about it. She's allowed to be angry and then Geralt keeps deflecting her anger with "I didn't know". Yeah I'd teleport you into a lake too. He won't shut the gently caress up about it? Hey, she started it by throwing out a perfectly fine bed! Oak, dude! (did they say oak? can't remember) Turin Turambar fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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Turin Turambar posted:He won't shut the gently caress up about it? It had some hairs on it apparently. Yeah it was oak.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:11 |
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Zoo06 posted:I believe Geralt also banged her already at some point in the books. Yeah, soon after they meet in the first book of the saga.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:13 |
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lol so I'm doing the Radovid assassination quest and Philippa just turned into an owl and flew off in the middle of the street as a Witch Hunter was passing by, and the Witch Hunter didn't react.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:34 |
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ZearothK posted:Yeah, soon after they meet in the first book of the saga. Literally as soon as they meet.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 17:59 |
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Having to read a series' entire back library to understand that Yennefer isn't just a mean bitch (before you do her related quests, which are set way too late in the game compared to Triss') is a bad design decision and if you're defending it you're bad too. EDIT: I love this game and this is one of maybe 3 issues I have with it. Verranicus fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 7, 2015 |
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Yeah, I felt the writers kinda want to have their cake and eat it too - pull on the (admittedly quite rich looking) history of the books to tell their story but not provide the means to understand and see things as clearly as the main character. I've mentioned it before but it feels really, really weird to be playing as someone with incredibly strong feelings towards certain characters but never have the game really educate me on why he feels that way. "You should read the book" is a bit of a cop out I think.
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Verranicus posted:Having to read a series' entire back library to understand that Yennefer isn't just a mean bitch (before you do her related quests, which are set way too late in the game compared to Triss') is a bad design decision and if you're defending it you're bad too. "Yennefer is a mean bitch" is pretty silly as a statement even without the books. It basically amounts to "someone expects something of Geralt beyond fawning over his dick." Some of the Triss stuff basically comes across as "she is a nice waifu who never says anything negative, ergo she is good."
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 18:25 |
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I'm a big lorenerd. Do I have to play Witcher 1 before I play 2? I've tried 1 several times but I always stop playing at the beginning because it's so dreadfully boring.
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# ? Jun 7, 2015 18:27 |