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strangeless
May 8, 2007

I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
We called a guy with the last name Poteet "Potits", the last name Lester "Molester" and a person named Supreetinder "Super-nintendo"

Shamalamadingdong is just havin fun with names, brah.

Poteet did have some big, juicy titties though, for a guy.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

New Leaf posted:

I own two refrigerators. I am the 1%!

If I count my stand alone freezer, I have three! I am your loving king!

Pursus
Nov 27, 2007

Hook on!

HellCopter posted:

No, that's it, really. Unless there's some secret origin story to the word shama-lama-ding-dong I'm unaware of beyond "scat singing".

Doo-wop, not scat.

I didn't mean wop ... I mean ... uuh ... most of my friends ... uhh

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I call him "M. Night"; my shame is that I have no idea what the M stands for.

It doesn't stand for anything, his name is pronounce Muh Night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEDu1jV-HA

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

People make fun of my name as well. It's so codified that nobody bats an eye at it, look at this racist poo poo!



Stop mocking my name! I'm not awesome!





I'm so poor I actually do not own a refrigerator. I use one that belongs to the house I rent, but as for ownership...none.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Everyone knows M is for Murder. In a desperate attempt to make himself the center of attention, his next movie will be called Murder Night and the twist will be that it's actually enjoyable and has no formulaic twist.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
M'Night Shyamalahmadinejad

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Lotish posted:

If I count my stand alone freezer, I have three! I am your loving king!

What if I have a walk-in fridge? Am I the first up against the wall when the revolution comes? :ohdear:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

No Ring(o) 4/10

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Data Graham posted:

I make fun of people's goofy names no matter what color their skin is :colbert:

Like "Roberts" and "Smith" and other goofy names?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




syscall girl posted:

M Night Shyamalan is currently executive producing Wayward Pines which is really good so far.

And I've just learned he did After Earth which just smacked the taste out of my mouth.

I refuse to believe After Earth is worth two irreclaimable hours of my life, but you say Wayward Pines is actually good? The ads have been activating the Twin Peaks nucleus in my brain but that seems so deliberate that I am wary.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Chard posted:

I refuse to believe After Earth is worth two irreclaimable hours of my life, but you say Wayward Pines is actually good? The ads have been activating the Twin Peaks nucleus in my brain but that seems so deliberate that I am wary.

After Earth was terrible but Wayward Pines is only produced by him. It's super spooky and iirc based on a book that has actually been written so presumably has a good or at least existent ending.

The funny thing is it has twists from episode 1 but they were good ones. And it's a little Twin Peaks/Picket Fences/X-Files, yeah.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

Chard posted:

I refuse to believe After Earth is worth two irreclaimable hours of my life, but you say Wayward Pines is actually good? The ads have been activating the Twin Peaks nucleus in my brain but that seems so deliberate that I am wary.
It's based on the books by Blake Crouch - who, has said that Wayward Pines was inspired by his childhood memories of being able to stay up late and watch Twin Peaks. The series is pretty good so far - and - there is a TWIST!

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Wayward Pines is good. Particularly once you start to notice the Twin Peaks-y surrealism in the way everyone plays their characters.

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

First date dice?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Alright then, I guess I'll give it a shot. In gratitude/retribution here are some animals sneezing.





RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
No I think those are the flehmen response.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

RatHat posted:

No I think those are the flehmen response.

Flehmen response is interesting because when you GIS it, you see that all the cool alpha animals look badass when flehmening, but all the beta bitch animals look beta as gently caress when they flehmen. Try it, you'll see.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




RatHat posted:

No I think those are the flehmen response.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Cool alpha cat animals flehmen like dis:






Beta bitch animals flehmen like dis:





canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

I'd like to think that those birds just told the giraffe a really funny joke and he squirted his drink out his nose while laughing

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Barometer posted:

I'm so poor I actually do not own a refrigerator. I use one that belongs to the house I rent, but as for ownership...none.

I bought a house and the fridge came with it, otherwise a year in I still wouldn't have one. When I rented a house I just used the pool in the winter, tied everything to a rope to pull up when needed.

I also found out a couple of months after I bought this house from a SWAT team banging on my door that it used to belong to a drug dealer so maybe I should find out if there are drugs or money taped to the back of it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
Oh hey I'm dad age cool cool

:shepicide:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

How did he upload that from an air freshener :psyduck:




I'm old and boring and don't twitter, so have no idea how that works.

Mayostard
Apr 21, 2007

In the Chamber of Understanding

Gorilla Salad posted:

How did he upload that from an air freshener :psyduck:




I'm old and boring and don't twitter, so have no idea how that works.

I think there's an app that changes your "posted via" to something random like that.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Obdicut posted:

Like "Roberts" and "Smith" and other goofy names?

The last place I worked was full of people with last names like Dinner and Rape

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Data Graham posted:

The last place I worked was full of people with last names like Dinner and Rape

It's pronounced "ruh-pay".

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




FadedReality posted:

Oh hey I'm dad age cool cool

:shepicide:

I will join you in a glorious death, inshallah

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Chard posted:

I will join you in a glorious death, inshallah



Man, Loss edits get weirder every week.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Obdicut posted:

Like "Roberts" and "Smith" and other goofy names?

Bindlethrush Cornershop.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I think you mean Bendytoots

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I thought it was Benelux Cummerbund.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

It doesn't stand for anything, his name is pronounce Muh Night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEDu1jV-HA
Muhnight munight?

Fair Hallion
Jul 25, 2007

:toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:

Gorilla Salad posted:

How did he upload that from an air freshener :psyduck:



http://fbstatusvia.com/

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Only one worth using:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
I'd never heard of Wayward Pines, but now I want to watch it. Can someone tell if it's anything like Twin Peaks?

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges




I don't get it. Two completely different cards from completely different sets and completely different periods of design philosophy do completely different things and one is far better than the other?

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