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Gatts posted:I hope Hillary wins. I hope she has an affair with Monica. I hope she gives a press conference admitting it and Bill is behind her giving a lip bite and thumbs up when she says she rocked her world. I hope... If i must die in a nation wide riot...let it be for this.
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Joementum posted:Bernie gets asked about his dual citizenship with Israel, which he denies having. Time for Bernie Birthers! Bernthers. Countdown to conservatives accusing Bernie of being anti-semitic for not having dual American-Israeli citizenship. It's probably already happened.
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Hey New New Hampshire goons! I found your campaign appearance tracker. If anyone from that state wants to go some campaign stops and bring back a trip report that would be cool. I want to try my hand at find campaign speechs or interviews from the day before. If nobody gives a poo poo or wants me to stop just say so. Here is Carly Fiorina's campaign speech in New Boston, NH. A bit of Carson in Urbandale Link at bottom of the article for the speech audio. Jeb Bush is touring Europe and started it off with a speech in Berlin All of this below is from PJTV. They are very right wing independent media who seem to be roaming some of the gatherings. All of the below are from 6/6. The guy asks a few crazy questions that make the candidates wonder WTF. Fiorina on why democrats are the most sexist party. Happened at the roast and ride. Fiorina interview Ben Carson at Des Moines farmers market 6/6 before the Roast and Ride Marco Rubio interview Rick Perry quick interview Lindsay Graham quick interview All interviews below are from last night or this morning. Rick Santorum appeared on the THe Glenn Beck program this morning Huckabee on Mornings with Maria. I think today. Rick Perry on Mornings with Maria. I guess it was this morning Lindsay Graham tells off Hannity last night. George Pataki. Who gives a poo poo? Full Diane Rehm interview with Bernie. Includes the shocking twist! Ted Cruz gets a key endorsement. Down and to the left. This is a pro click. Click this if you click anything. If your worried about a watch list don't watch this. It seems Rand Paul said something dumb If anyone knows of any blogs that gather this information or tips on how to find it that would be great! I may trim the list of candidates I'll post to those who have a shot.
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Jun 11, 2015 01:42
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Donald Trump is also touring Europe right now, in that he opened his new golf course in Aberdeenshire today. 
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Jun 11, 2015 01:47
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Joementum posted:Donald Trump is also touring Europe right now, in that he opened his new golf course in Aberdeenshire today. He say anything about running?
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Jun 11, 2015 01:52
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Gatts posted:I hope Hillary wins. I hope she has an affair with Monica. I hope she gives a press conference admitting it and Bill is behind her giving a lip bite and thumbs up when she says she rocked her world. I hope... 
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Jun 11, 2015 01:52
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Sir Tonk posted:So Democracy Now is centrist, got it. Kai sounds like a psychopath.
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Jun 11, 2015 01:53
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radical meme posted:I don't like Diane Rehm. Everyone thinks that because she is on Public Radio she is a progressive or liberal talk show host but, I've always thought she was a stealth conservative who coddles conservative guests. Actually I really like her, I think you are right, I think she is probably a moderate conservative in the sense that no longer really exists politically but she seem generally socially liberal and as just your less racist kindly old grandma that is willing to hear both sides out and call obvious bullshit on obvious bullshit. I think she is generally a good moderator, she just often airs on getting both sides without doing much research on if the other side is even worth listening to.
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Jun 11, 2015 01:55
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Mr Hootington posted:He say anything about running? He's announcing on June 16th.
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Jun 11, 2015 01:57
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Joementum posted:He's announcing on June 16th. I was hoping for more rambling hints and racism.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:16
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I find myself following all the GOP candidates ravenously....just a vast collection of fucktards that are always on the brink of stepping right on their own dicks. For some reason, Ben Carson fascinates the hell out of me. It's hilarious how he's been coopted by some of the most conservative people I know because 'he's a doctor' and not at all because he's an 'eloquent' black man, no sir, no way, no how.  Bring on debate season....I cannot wait.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:35
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Alien Arcana posted:Cruz has a face that's just begging for a good punch, and Walker looks like he's already had his. This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair.  I'm.... not quite sure what to make of it.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:38
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. A million times better than the frizzled brillo pad he's got on his dome now.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:42
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radical meme posted:I don't like Diane Rehm. Everyone thinks that because she is on Public Radio she is a progressive or liberal talk show host but, I've always thought she was a stealth conservative who coddles conservative guests. As an employee of a semi-governmental agency which is also a Union Shop, I am super curious how this could even work at my job. Cause there is no way in hell my union would give these people union cards, like ever. So, how would they at all be sneaky? Not to mention my job carries a relatively high risk of injury or death, so these people would have to be properly trained in the actual jobs they're pretending to do. So if you want them to also be snitches they'd have to have some additional salary, and our salaries are all a matter of public record. So they'd technically have to have 2 jobs or something? I don't even know how this would work but I do know it would be an expensive as hell program to attempt to run, and that like most spiteful things like this it would catch almost nothing. Sort of like how our mandatory random drug testing catches < 2% of all people tested and almost all of them are for weed, since that hangs around in one's system the longest.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:42
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LeeMajors posted:I find myself following all the GOP candidates ravenously....just a vast collection of fucktards that are always on the brink of stepping right on their own dicks. I've found myself doing this since 2006 or so, and it just gets more hilarious and depressing each year.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:43
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. I'd like to see him with Carson's hair...
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Jun 11, 2015 02:45
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. oh hey it's everyone's dad
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Jun 11, 2015 02:46
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Can you imagine Romney as veep? "WHAT ABOUT TODAY'S GAFFES?"
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Jun 11, 2015 02:47
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. Someone looks electable.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:47
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I have super curly hair like Rand Paul, so I kind of feel for him. It isn't that hard to run a comb through it after a shower, though.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:49
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reagan posted:I have super curly hair like Rand Paul, so I kind of feel for him. It isn't that hard to run a comb through it after a shower, though. It is when the comb takes it off of your head.
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Jun 11, 2015 02:50
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Pillowpants posted:I've found myself doing this since 2006 or so, and it just gets more hilarious and depressing each year. I have to find humor in it, or I would be furiously trying to expatriate. Ben Carson's  secret spy labor force is one of the most harebrained ideas I have run across.How can anyone take these people seriously?
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Jun 11, 2015 02:51
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Rick Santorum isn't insecure at all and certainly hasn't been trying to get #SantorumCrowds started by tweeting it out with pictures of crowds at his events.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:02
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. Properly combed hair doesn't make his goofy face look any better, but it's still a vast improvement over his perpetual "I just rolled out of bed" hair. grah posted:As an employee of a semi-governmental agency which is also a Union Shop, I am super curious how this could even work at my job. Cause there is no way in hell my union would give these people union cards, like ever. So, how would they at all be sneaky? The fun thing is Ben Carson likely doesn't realize lots of companies already have Big Brother software for keeping tabs on their employees. Unless there's a federal law that prohibits government agencies from doing the same I'd be shocked if those programs aren't used in at least some government buildings.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:26
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LeeMajors posted:I have to find humor in it, or I would be furiously trying to expatriate. No, it makes perfect sense. We'll improve government efficiency by hiring a bunch of extra staff who don't do anything productive so we can figure out which employees aren't doing anything productive.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:27
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SedanChair posted:It is when the comb takes it off of your head. I'm pretty sure his hair is real, and contrary to popular belief Trump's hair is real and he is not trying to cover up baldness. They just give that few fucks about their hair.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:28
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grah posted:As an employee of a semi-governmental agency which is also a Union Shop, I am super curious how this could even work at my job. Cause there is no way in hell my union would give these people union cards, like ever. So, how would they at all be sneaky? Just have a Political Bureau in every workplace, pay well for snitching, stage public trials for perpetrators and their families, and make sure the punishments are brutal. The Cheka/NKVD/KGB/Stasi had that type of thing set up for ages. It's not rocket science. Vienna Circlejerk posted:No, it makes perfect sense. We'll improve government efficiency by hiring a bunch of extra staff who don't do anything productive so we can figure out which employees aren't doing anything productive. Exactly! Together we will root out those wreckers, Comrade, for the glory of the US of SR!
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Jun 11, 2015 03:29
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:No, it makes perfect sense. We'll improve government efficiency by hiring a bunch of extra staff who don't do anything productive so we can figure out which employees aren't doing anything productive. So Ben Carson is either a Keynesian or he literally wants the US to be like East Germany.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:31
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Neeksy posted:So Ben Carson is either a Keynesian or he literally wants the US to be like East Germany. I think he is someone who has never actually worked in an office anywhere, and figures he's really smart because he's a surgeon and therefore this whole workplace efficiency thing can't be that hard to figure out. Surely no one will think anything odd about a new coworker showing up who doesn't seem to know anything or do anything but is always watching and asks lots of prying questions about everyone else's tasks.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:34
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Joementum posted:Rick Santorum isn't insecure at all and certainly hasn't been trying to get #SantorumCrowds started by tweeting it out with pictures of crowds at his events. At this point eight years ago, John McCain had no money and one bus.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:40
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. Al Gore?
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Jun 11, 2015 03:46
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Since federal employees' pay is a matter of public record, it'd be pretty easy to find out who the informant is.
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Jun 11, 2015 03:51
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deoju posted:Since federal employees' pay is a matter of public record, it'd be pretty easy to find out who the informant is. Contractors, my friend, contractors! We contract out our employee spy program, with just a little overhead for the contracting company, and then we will secretly find out where all the inefficiency is.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:01
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You just announce that there will be a snitch bonus now and watch the kiss-rear end guy start naming names.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:06
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Sir Tonk posted:Al Gore? I really like Al Gore and this offends me.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:08
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MaxxBot posted:I'm pretty sure his hair is real, and contrary to popular belief Trump's hair is real and he is not trying to cover up baldness. They just give that few fucks about their hair. I can't wait until Trump has two strands left, and he has grown them to a length of six feet and wound them into a coil on top of his head.
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Jun 11, 2015 04:13
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:I think he is someone who has never actually worked in an office anywhere, and figures he's really smart because he's a surgeon and therefore this whole workplace efficiency thing can't be that hard to figure out. Surely no one will think anything odd about a new coworker showing up who doesn't seem to know anything or do anything but is always watching and asks lots of prying questions about everyone else's tasks. He reminds me of all the physicists I know who spend their days dealing with a bunch of particles that collectively all want the same thing and talk about how the economy and stock market just aren't that complicated, why haven't we just tried a flat tax yet?
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Jun 11, 2015 04:19
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OctoberBlues posted:This made me wonder what Rand Paul might look like with, say, Marco Rubio's hair. 
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Jun 11, 2015 04:33
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