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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My counter suggestion: top 20 on stage all at once, the only person with a microphone is the moderator, whoever shouts loudest gets to speak Rand Paul starts with the mic and you have to get it away from him.
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My counter suggestion: top 20 on stage all at once, the only person with a microphone is the moderator, whoever shouts loudest gets to speak Clearly it needs to be a wrestling style royal rumble, complete with their own entrance music and over the top theatrics.
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Jun 10, 2015 17:00
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Walker 2016: "At least I'm not Voldemort"
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Jun 10, 2015 17:01
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Hillary's Iowa office has started a quilting project.
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My counter suggestion: top 20 on stage all at once, the only person with a microphone is the moderator, whoever shouts loudest gets to speak My counter counter suggestion: WWE Pay Per View cage match, last one standing is GOP nominee.
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Jun 10, 2015 17:03
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Cantorsdust posted:My counter counter suggestion: WWE Pay Per View cage match, last one standing is GOP nominee. It doesn't work if they're all heels though
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Cantorsdust posted:My counter counter suggestion: WWE Pay Per View cage match, last one standing is GOP nominee. "IS THAT!? IT IS! JOHN MCCAIN HAS JUMPED INTO THE RING AND IS HELPING GRAHAM! HE HAS A CHAIR! AND CRUZ GOES DOWN! WHAT A BRUTAL TAG TEAM BEATING!"
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Jun 10, 2015 17:05
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A Rick Santorum campaign rally in Carroll, Iowa.
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Joementum posted:A Rick Santorum campaign rally in Carroll, Iowa. Is this the same one or is this a new one?
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Gravel Gravy posted:Is this the same one or is this a new one? That's the widely reported one from Monday. Santorum is currently touring a food tray factory.
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Cantorsdust posted:My counter counter suggestion: WWE Pay Per View cage match, last one standing is GOP nominee. We have this perfectly good elimination chamber that no one's using right now We'd have to fit like five candidates to a pod but that's a feature, not a bug
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Ok, which of the losers in the polls asked them to sign their name to that? KiteAuraan posted:"IS THAT!? IT IS! JOHN MCCAIN HAS JUMPED INTO THE RING AND IS HELPING GRAHAM! HE HAS A CHAIR! AND CRUZ GOES DOWN! WHAT A BRUTAL TAG TEAM BEATING!" 
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Oh good she's transforming into Merkel. We should be so lucky.
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I fully admit I don't know poo poo about the EU, but isn't Merkel one of the big pro-austerity people?
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Weltlich posted:We should be so lucky. Ukraine wouldn't though
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An Angry Bug posted:I fully admit I don't know poo poo about the EU, but isn't Merkel one of the big pro-austerity people? Could be wrong but I think she's just pro austerity for non-germans.
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poo poo, you beat me to this. If they want to do this, it should be done Weakest Link-style, where each time a candidate is declared the weakest link they fall through a trapdoor built into the floor under their feet. Obdicut posted:Is she trolling the misogynists? I'd be disappointed if she wasn't.
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Mr Hootington posted:Trip Report! He got torn up on the Sunday shows this past week for the fair/flat tax. It was pretty drat funny, as you don't see that one get called out as often as it should (especially by Chris Wallace). https://screen.yahoo.com/politics/rick-santorum-win-gop-presidential-190658618.html edit Mr Hootington posted:-Belieces Shi'a Islamic Fundamentalists from Iran are trying to usher in the 12th Imam I asked how this was any different from American's who believe we are living in end times or trying to unify Israel to begin the end times. He says it is different because those people are not in power and building nukes. Uhhhh, has Santorum every been to the United States of America before? Mr Hootington posted:-Social Security- He thought this could be fixed back in the 00's by switching people after a certain birth year to personal SS accounts, but that is not viable anymore. 
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Bernie gets asked about his dual citizenship with Israel, which he denies having. Time for Bernie Birthers! Bernthers.
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Joementum posted:A Rick Santorum campaign rally in Carroll, Iowa. I love small-town restaurants covered in college and sports pennants
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AsInHowe posted:I love small-town restaurants covered in college and sports pennants Only when they're actually local. Look at those teams.
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AsInHowe posted:I love small-town restaurants covered in college and sports pennants I'm pretty sure that's an elementary school cafeteria.
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Aliquid posted:Only when they're actually local. Look at those teams. They are local, I assume. Those are typically pennants from places that the customers/residents of the town attended or came from.
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Oh cool, Ben Carson has some ideas about government reform.quote:Republican presidential contender Ben Carson said Wednesday that if elected next year he might implement a “covert division” of government workers who spy on their coworkers to improve government efficiency. Great idea! What could possibly go wrong here?
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Joementum posted:Oh cool, Ben Carson has some ideas about government reform. Who watches the Iowans?
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Jazerus posted:Walker 2016: "At least I'm not Voldemort" Walker is more popular than Scott? 
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Joementum posted:Bernie gets asked about his dual citizenship with Israel, which he denies having. Time for Bernie Birthers! Bernthers. I've been wondering when the tide might turn from "Standing with Israel is American as Apple Pie" to "Jews all have dual loyalties."
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AsInHowe posted:A girl pointed out to me last night that the expression on Ted Cruz's face reminds her of the creepy men who leer at underage girls, and now I can't unsee that image. So his campaign theme won't be "Aqualung" and I think that's terribly unfair.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I've been wondering when the tide might turn from "Standing with Israel is American as Apple Pie" to "Jews all have dual loyalties." I haven't seen anything about this interview except the dual citizen question... I saw a comment on twitter (god help me) which said he had a interesting point he made on Palestine, anyone know what that might have been?
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Delta-Wye posted:Here's an old article from when he also signed its repeal: http://www.nytimes.com/2003/05/31/us/florida-scarlet-letter-law-is-repealed-by-gov-bush.html "After state courts had ruled that the Scarlet Letter law was unconstitutional, even the lawmakers who supported it originally said they favored its repeal. Indeed, the new bill passed both houses unanimously before Mr. Bush signed it today. " Bush loving loved signing Unconstitutional laws didn't he? I think even the republican judges in Florida were starting to hate him during the Terry Schaivo ordeal because after signing laws that were blatantly unconstitutional he kept doing everything possible to interfere with her being taken off of life support. The only thing that comes close to his level of bullshit is the case from a year ago where a pregnant woman died but the state (guess which one) forcibly kept her body on life support because of the fetus. Even though the fetus had no realistic chance of survival. Jeb read The Scarlet Letter and his takeaway from it was "America needs to do this to today's whorish women." DrProsek posted:I agree, were he around today MLK would have problems with both parties and would probably do the only moral option available and join a socialist party. If MLK hadn't been killed I imagine politics might be a little different today. Imagine MLK in place of Jackson and Sharpton. And unlike Sharpton MLK wouldn't likely offer to be a snitch. Pohl posted:Cruz claims to be Cuban. The Hispanic people in this country don't loving care. To them he is a poser. "Guy's I'm Cuban, I embrace it so much I don't go by my first name because I know I'd never have been elected by Texas Republicans otherwise." If nobody calls him Rafael at one of the GOP debates I'm going to be sad.
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Chokes McGee posted:We have this perfectly good elimination chamber that no one's using right now Then the finalists have to compete in a ladder match to secure the nomination.
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:Carly Fiorna said a thing: Wow even the female candidate is falling for it.
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Yes Carly, the fact that you spend 99.99% of your time and energy attacking Hillary Clinton over the most insane poo poo has absolutely, positively nothing to do with your gender. Liberals are the real sexists for ever suggesting such a thing. http://www.buzzfeed.com/meganapper/carly-fiorina-democrats-dont-think-you-count-as-a-woman-if-y#.bxeVLQXwy quote:Fiorina said she was “not running because I’m a woman.” She said identity politics only further divides us as a nation.
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Obdicut posted:Wow even the female candidate is falling for it. Carly's job is to say the sexist things to take the heat off of everyone else
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Even ignoring her sexist jab at Hillary, she's hilariously wrong. Hmm. Carly has laid out such proposals as ___________ and _____________ and don't forget about _____________________ on her website: https://carlyforpresident.com/meet-carly Also, lol at her crowing about how NARROWLY she lost to Babs Boxer, you know, a politician who's never got more than 57% of the vote in any election and managed to to pull 53% in one of the biggest Republican wave elections of all time (2010). BI NOW GAY LATER fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jun 10, 2015 |
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MaxxBot posted:Yes Carly, the fact that you spend 99.99% of your time and energy attacking Hillary Clinton over the most insane poo poo has absolutely, positively nothing to do with your gender. Liberals are the real sexists for ever suggesting such a thing. I'm not a token, honest, I just happen to belong to a party that honest-to-God thought Sarah Palin == Hillary Clinton.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Jeb read The Scarlet Letter and his takeaway from it was "America needs to do this to today's whorish women." Floridians are lucky he was reading Hawthorne, rather than, say, Jonathan Swift.
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