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Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

Verisimilidude posted:

I don't get it. Two completely different cards from completely different sets and completely different periods of design philosophy do completely different things and one is far better than the other?

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Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

God drat, I didn't even read the names.

mediocre dad okay
Jan 9, 2007

The fascist don't like life then he break other's
BEAT BEAT THE FASCIST

Verisimilidude posted:

I don't get it. Two completely different cards from completely different sets and completely different periods of design philosophy do completely different things and one is far better than the other?



e:f,b. Still.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Verisimilidude posted:

I don't get it. Two completely different cards from completely different sets and completely different periods of design philosophy do completely different things and one is far better than the other?

It took me a second to get it as well, but it was the first of that huge line of jokes that actually made me laugh. Use your DEDUCTION skills to work through it.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
please don't make fun of biobroly cucumberquest

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Oh ok that's actually really funny.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGmMO0zbJo

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

This is the first time I've actually found one of these funny.

Also, colored artifacts are a thing? (I haven't played Magic since the '90s).

Not My Leg has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Jun 11, 2015

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Not My Leg posted:

This is the first time I've actually found one of these funny.

Also, colored artifacts are a thing? (I haven't played Magic since the '90s).

Colorless spells and non-artifact creatures, colored artifacts, spells without mana costs, game's gotten really weird.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

I laughed harder at this than anything online in months, jesus christ

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Centripetal Horse posted:

I'd never heard of Wayward Pines, but now I want to watch it. Can someone tell if it's anything like Twin Peaks?

An agent comes to a weird rear end little town in Idaho searching for his colleagues one of whom has been brutally murdered and he's trying to get anyone in the place to make a lick of goddamn sense. So far not much luck.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
It's actually surprisingly good.

It's fairly different from the books, but it's definitely weird.

It sort of feels like if the air raid siren from Silent Hill went off and the fog started coming in, it would not be out of place at all.

Still, it's pretty good. The 3rd episode is a roller coaster of "What the gently caress?".

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

http://youtu.be/-2jLGrtMjJg

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's actually surprisingly good.

It's fairly different from the books, but it's definitely weird.

It sort of feels like if the air raid siren from Silent Hill went off and the fog started coming in, it would not be out of place at all.

Still, it's pretty good. The 3rd episode is a roller coaster of "What the gently caress?".

I only saw the first episode, but it gives me more of a dark city vibe than twin peaks.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

PYF Funny Pictures not PYF example of why society needs to be burnt to the ground.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





There used to be (and maybe still is, I dunno) a hotel there called (I swear this is true) Inn at the Butte. I giggled like an idiot the first time I saw the sign.

Apparently, I am 12 years old.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

bunnyofdoom posted:

PYF Funny Pictures not PYF example of why society needs to be burnt to the ground.

Ye verily. We must shun everything from after the year of our lord 1587.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

There's always the Butte County Highschool of Idaho, who's athletic teams are the Pirates.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Tales for the L33T: Romeo and Juliet

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Who What Now posted:

Ye verily. We must shun everything from after the year of our lord 1587.

Only revisionist Shakespeare. :colbert:

Though it's funny to read those modern language "updates" for the modernized dirty bits. Now I want to go to B&N to find that endcap.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just discovered the city of Mexican Hat, Utah.

Named for this, which looks like a sombrero.



It made me laugh more than it probably should have.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

There used to be (and maybe still is, I dunno) a hotel there called (I swear this is true) Inn at the Butte. I giggled like an idiot the first time I saw the sign.

Apparently, I am 12 years old.

The Butte Hole

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Shoombo
Jan 1, 2013

To Major Tom.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


It just doesn't work when you know how to say it right.

But saying "That's a beaut of a butte" is fun in a non-juvenile way.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcW2SUuAq3I

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Loki_XLII posted:

To Major Tom.

and I'm farting in the most peculiar wa-ay

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

OctoberBlues posted:

I just discovered the city of Mexican Hat, Utah.

Named for this, which looks like a sombrero.



It made me laugh more than it probably should have.

No, that's loving hilarious.

"Hey Jedediah, that mountain over there kinda looks like one of them... what do you call 'em? One of them Mexican hats."
"Why would I know the name of a Mexican hat?"

And so the city of Mexican Hat, Utah came to be.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I thought Mexican Hat was in Arizona.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lizard Combatant posted:

and I'm farting in the most peculiar wa-ay

And my farts smell very differ-ent

Toda-ay

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Here I am farting in a tin can..

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

davidspackage posted:

And my farts smell very differ-ent

Toda-ay

Heeeeeeere and I'm making GBS threads in a tin can

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

SKY COQ posted:

Heeeeeeere and I'm making GBS threads in a tin can

gently caress you Coq. I've now got Bowie stuck in my head.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

SKY COQ posted:

Heeeeeeere and I'm making GBS threads in a tin can

Far above the bowl
The planets biggest poo,
And there's nothing I can doooooo.......

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oldmandon
Feb 10, 2004

OMG! It's OMD!

OctoberBlues posted:

I just discovered the city of Mexican Hat, Utah.

Named for this, which looks like a sombrero.



It made me laugh more than it probably should have.
I used to live sort of near there. In high school, we ran an April Fools' edition of the newspaper that had an article saying Mexican Hat fell over. People believed it. Nope: It's still there, Mexican Hatting it up.

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