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The Minions were the best parts of those movies.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Weird poo poo that speaks gibberish / limited english and screams a lot and gets into amusing antics is a solid formula. I think this might be because you just described kids.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:12
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NmareBfly posted:I think this might be because you just described kids. And small monkeys. Anyone who doesn't find small monkeys amusing as hell is a deeply disturbed weirdo.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:18
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Minions is going to make at least 4 times its budget. The Despicable Me movies made 1.5 billion dollars, and the second one made almost twice as much as the first. And there's a third one coming, which means Minions flopping would be very bad for the franchise. So they'll promote the hell out of it, and if projections are low, they'll dump even more money into promoting the hell out of it.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:23
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The first Despicable Me was ok, and the Minions were probably the best part of it. I think making them into their own movie is probably a mistake, as the appeal was them popping up and doing wacky non-sequiter poo poo, so them being the A plot is going to be weird and kind of diminish that. But it'll probably do gang busters.
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Jun 13, 2015 06:30
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Anyone who doesn't find small monkeys amusing as hell is a deeply disturbed weirdo. Or maybe they saw one of these movies at a young age. 84: Evil Evil Monkey! (admittedly not all of these are 'small')           (Phenomena AKA Creepers)  and who could forget... Hey! That's not a monkey! 
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Jun 13, 2015 23:43
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Shakma is so loving good.
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Jun 13, 2015 23:47
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Shakma has the best trailer voice over. (at 2:24) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2tnp4QCKtk
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Jun 14, 2015 00:25
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The orgasmic way he says ShakMAAAAAA! is amazing. Shakma owns because you don't need to do a drat thing to make baboons and mandrills terrifying.
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Jun 14, 2015 00:28
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Shakma kills a bunch of nerds who are roleplaying therefore Shakma is a hero.
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Jun 14, 2015 00:36
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The orgasmic way he says ShakMAAAAAA! is amazing. Shakma owns because you don't need to do a drat thing to make baboons and mandrills terrifying. Shakma is adorable and the least threatening thing ever.
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Jun 14, 2015 00:41
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Hang on a second...
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Jun 14, 2015 00:50
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And yet a third movie about a evil toy monkey. (aka this movie) 
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Jun 14, 2015 00:58
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Vagabundo posted:Hang on a second... Even Toy Story 3 recognizes that those things are creepy.
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Jun 14, 2015 01:16
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:The orgasmic way he says ShakMAAAAAA! is amazing. Shakma owns because you don't need to do a drat thing to make baboons and mandrills terrifying. Except have a female baboon in heat on set which is why Shakma has an erection for most of the film.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:43
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Does that...make him easier to handle or something? Seems counterintuitive to me but what the hell do I know about training animals.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:45
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It makes him freak the gently caress out easier, which is conducive to a horror movie about a genetically modified baboon.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:49
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This movie is loving amazing and The chimp is one of the heroes!
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Jun 14, 2015 02:50
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I haven't seen it, but isn't it a real monkey in monkey shine, not a toy?
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Jun 14, 2015 02:50
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Does that...make him easier to handle or something? Seems counterintuitive to me but what the hell do I know about training animals. It made him crazy. You can see in scenes where he's trying to bash down a door his erection because the female is behind it.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:50
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Skwirl posted:I haven't seen it, but isn't it a real monkey in monkey shine, not a toy? This is the real cover image for Monkey Shines:  It's a take on the cymbal monkey toy. Monkey with a straight razor, of course, is a reference to Murders in the Rue Morgue. Mister Chief posted:It made him crazy. You can see in scenes where he's trying to bash down a door his erection because the female is behind it. Waffleman_ posted:It makes him freak the gently caress out easier, which is conducive to a horror movie about a genetically modified baboon. Man, that's terrifying. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Jun 14, 2015 02:53
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Almost as good as seeing Shakma, or better depending on your point of view: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAzZceRTmpc&hd=1 Spoiler alert: Shakma's really cute.
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Jun 14, 2015 02:59
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:This is the real cover image for Monkey Shines: You're misunderstanding his question. It is in fact a real rear end monkey and not a toy in the movie itself.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:11
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Mandrills are loving crazy looking
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Jun 14, 2015 03:17
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Vagabundo posted:Hang on a second... 
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Jun 14, 2015 03:28
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TheJoker138 posted:You're misunderstanding his question. It is in fact a real rear end monkey and not a toy in the movie itself. It's a real monkey.
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Jun 14, 2015 03:31
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Now give it to someone as a avatar.
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Jun 14, 2015 04:59
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:This movie is loving amazing and The chimp is one of the heroes! Whoa that posters one hell of a loving thing. Also A hero chimp with a straight razor, sign me the gently caress up.
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Jun 14, 2015 05:41
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Mister Chief posted:It made him crazy. You can see in scenes where he's trying to bash down a door his erection because the female is behind it. That sounds like an astonishingly bad idea. My rule for keeping my face, hands and genitals intact is never excite an ape or monkey.
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Jun 14, 2015 06:56
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davidspackage posted:That sounds like an astonishingly bad idea. My rule for keeping my face, hands and genitals intact is never excite an ape or monkey. You must lead such a boring life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6QIYxLs5TU
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Jun 14, 2015 07:33
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Jackapol posted:Whoa that posters one hell of a loving thing. Also A hero chimp with a straight razor, sign me the gently caress up. Extra bonus points: it's Dario Argento at arguably the absolute top of his game, coming out between two of his best movies (Tenebre and Opera). Phenomena fuckin owns.
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Jun 14, 2015 09:12
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Extra bonus points: it's Dario Argento at arguably the absolute top of his game, coming out between two of his best movies (Tenebre and Opera). Phenomena fuckin owns. Dario Argento's two best movies are Suspiria and Inferno.
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Jun 14, 2015 09:44
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Inferno had the best theme song.
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Jun 14, 2015 12:20
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caligulamprey posted:Inferno had the best theme song. Suspiria and Inferno had fantastic soundtracks and the ending to Suspiria and its  end credits song have stuck with me for years.
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Jun 14, 2015 13:15
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LORD OF BUTT posted:Extra bonus points: it's Dario Argento at arguably the absolute top of his game, coming out between two of his best movies (Tenebre and Opera). Phenomena fuckin owns. Jennifer Connelly at her best, Donald Pleasence in a hero role, the Chimp, psychic powers, a really badass serial killer, and Dario Argento. How can you not want to watch this right now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd765s-PFX0
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Jun 14, 2015 20:35
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The last twenty minutes or so of Phenomena are loving insane.
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Jun 14, 2015 20:45
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Skwirl posted:Dario Argento's two best movies are Suspiria and Inferno. Suspiria I can buy as a favorite, but Inferno? Really?  The two I mentioned are way better than Inferno, and Tenebre even has a better score.
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Jun 14, 2015 21:10
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This isn't THAT big a deal, as the monkey toy is an actual toy you can buy, and not a prop made exclusively for a movie.
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Jun 15, 2015 10:13
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TheJoker138 posted:You're misunderstanding his question. It is in fact a real rear end monkey and not a toy in the movie itself. No, I understood, the cover is supposed to be a joke, but censorship ruins the joke.
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When I went to see Jurassic World, the Minions trailer killed in a theater full of adults.
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