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SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx
Our world literally is on fire. This is awesome.

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Ace level trolling right there

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

CannonFodder posted:

Why would he bump two people from the debate? His ego is worth two podium spots but his hairpiece is only worth one.

Fiorina wasn't going to be in anyway, but still theoretically could get tenth in some miracle.

Another way you could see it: Fiorina was bumped by likely presidential nominee Ben Carson.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
This is the best political news I've heard all year.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
I think this calls for a thread title change.

The Great Wall of Mexico?

Obamacare kicks in bigly?

Or just "The Yoogest, Classiest Campaign"?

William Bear fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Jun 16, 2015

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Joementum posted:

So President Trump is going to nationalize industry? You know who else....

That's, uh, awfully un-Tea Party of you, Donald...

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

how much of his own money can he legally put in his campaign. like could he spend every cent he has to dominate the primaries and become our next president

As much as he wants.

However, he probably doesn't have that much cash on hand. He'd have to sell a lot of real estate quickly.

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Mexico is so paying that wall. Heck, they are the only ones who will use it anyway.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

William Bear posted:

I think this calls for a thread title change.

The Great Wall of Mexico?

Obamacare kicks in bigly?

2016 Presidential Primary: A Gun on Every Table

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
I just want Donald in long enough to be in a couple of debates. gently caress these debates are going to be amazing. I only wish Mr. Awwwww-shucky-shucky was running again.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ComradeCosmobot posted:

Fiorina wasn't going to be in anyway, but still theoretically could get tenth in some miracle.

Another way you could see it: Fiorina was bumped by likely presidential nominee Ben Carson.

Aah, I forgot about Benmentom.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Just imagine how different trump's life would be if he had never found that sports almanac

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

:iceburn:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CheesyDog posted:

Just imagine how different trump's life would be if he had never found that sports almanac

lol

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

CheesyDog posted:

Just imagine how different trump's life would be if he had never found that sports almanac



Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

oh my god

richardfun
Aug 10, 2008

Twenty years? It's no wonder I'm so hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

That's uncanny.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011
OK, Im scared now.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
http://www.npr.org/sections/itsallp...ontent=20150616

Ron Elving has us covered.

quote:

1. He is, in fact, a billionaire
2. He has won a presidential primary in a major state
3. He has been a reality TV star
4. His big breakthrough in business came when he was just 34
5. He has been married three times and has five children



:nms::nms::nms:

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

richardfun posted:

That's uncanny.

Pretty sure Biff was based off of Trump.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
Is having a billion in the bank a qualification for president now?

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
A good run down from 4 years ago where he is some sort of populist socialist isolationist neocon

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2011/04/enter_the_donald_take_two.html

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

AcidRonin posted:

Is having a billion in the bank a qualification for president now?

Only if you're willing to spend it. I don't think Donnie is.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

AcidRonin posted:

Is having a billion in the bank a qualification for president now?

It's a requirement.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Jesus Christ, he's in. He actually did it.

He can't possibly have any positive effect on any aspect of the race, can he? You know, aside from providing endless comedy for Democrats and liberals.

Seriously, if you didn't think the GOP primary field was a loving clown car before, it sure as hell is now.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

Alter Ego posted:

Jesus Christ, he's in. He actually did it.

He can't possibly have any positive effect on any aspect of the race, can he? You know, aside from providing endless comedy for Democrats and liberals.

Seriously, if you didn't think the GOP primary field was a loving clown car before, it sure as hell is now.

Somebody on the forum mentioned that he didn't have a choice. He needs the publicity and get it bY blue balling anymore

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Oh. Of course. This title is much better than anything I suggested.

Alien Arcana
Feb 14, 2012

You're related to soup, Admiral.

Alter Ego posted:

Jesus Christ, he's in. He actually did it.

He can't possibly have any positive effect on any aspect of the race, can he? You know, aside from providing endless comedy for Democrats and liberals.

Seriously, if you didn't think the GOP primary field was a loving clown car before, it sure as hell is now.

It's a good thing the Duggars' show is on its way out, because it's looking like the GOP might need to borrow the show's title for their debates.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uWhFKaVy0Y

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

He ain't on drugs. He's just high on Trump.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
If Trump wins I hope Scotland embargos Scottish goods to the US in retaliation. As a scotch drinker this would compel me into action.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

[quote="On Tuesday, after his political rally, Trump is expected to release release a summary of assets that total $9 billion, the Washington Post reports. That number would include valuations on his real estate.[/quote"]

The issue has never been Trump's assets it's that Trump has been in the past extremely leveraged to the point that he needs money to keep coming in just to keep the financial house of cards together.

I suspect that if he actually releases any financial documents they will omit any liabilities and by almost all accounts he has massive liabilities.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/22/donald-trump-net-worth-deposition_n_852376.html

Trump is basically full of poo poo and the Forbes list of billionaires is bullshit too, it's mostly just guesses, sometimes major holdings are public record like you can comfortably state that Steve Jobs and Bill Gates were billionaires based on their direct holdings of Disney, Apple and Microsoft but Bill Gates has been very publicly divesting his Microsoft shares and his other holdings one can guess are in the billions because by all accounts his family office is an incredibly successful at diversifying his proceeds from Microsoft but only Bill and his accountants actually know how much he is worth. Actually Bill probably doesn't know and it would probably take a room full of accountants to sort it out at any given time.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Alter Ego posted:

He can't possibly have any positive effect on any aspect of the race, can he? You know, aside from providing endless comedy for Democrats and liberals.
You could make a case that Dems will waste time making fun of Trump that could be used to better focus on the real candidates, or that the clownishness of Trump (and some of the other no-hopers)will make Bush/Walker/Rubio look better (by being the adults in the room. I don't think a very good case; by the time November 2016 comes around, Trump's campaign will be long forgotten and any effect it might have had will be impossible to detect.

e: Ha ha "summary of assets". I'll bet no "summary of liabilities" will accompany it. A lot of people have impressive-looking summaries of assets - it's real easy to look flush when you neglect to mention your mortgage, student loans, medical debt, back taxes owed, and credit card balances.

FMguru fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jun 16, 2015

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
Didn't know it already happened, so I'm watching it on c-span online. I'm only a minute in and I'm alternating between states of :roflolmao:, :stonk:, and :stonklol:.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

FMguru posted:

You could make a case that Dems will waste time making fun of Trump that could be used to better focus on the real candidates, or that the clownishness of Trump (and some of the other no-hopers)will make Bush/Walker/Rubio look better (by being the adults in the room. I don't think a very good case; by the time November 2016 comes around, Trump's campaign will be long forgotten and any effect it might have had will be impossible to detect.

Yeah, and on top of that, it just makes the Republicans in general look extremely un-serious. The fact that Trump isn't the candidate with the worst chance of getting the GOP nomination is not, ahem, confidence-inspiring.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Oh god it's like Bob Sapp suddenly appearing on WWE Raw unannounced

Why is everything always so wonderful :allears:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I do not watch political TV and I am curious: how much of the Republican candidate field looking silly is real and how much of it is an echoing circle jerk?

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
Two news links worth reading:

1: Brian B at TNR discusses why Hillary winning is a lesser victory than a Republican winning and why you should be depressed as a D
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/122045/most-optimistic-theory-about-president-hillary-clintons-agenda

2: Paul Waldman does some good concern trolling about The Donald
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2015/06/16/how-do-you-solve-a-problem-like-the-donald/

Nietzschean posted:

I do not watch political TV and I am curious: how much of the Republican candidate field looking silly is real and how much of it is an echoing circle jerk?

I think some of it circle jerking, to be fair. But they're all really nutty and they're going to spend the next sixteen months or so having a dick waving contest to see who can say dumber poo poo in an attempt to prove that they are The Chosen One to Succeed His Holy Sanintness, Ronald Reagan and undo the Evils of the Black Satan Obummer because their primary voting base literally believes Obama is a Facist Dictator prepping to invoke martial law, take their guns, and murder them in a Glorious Leftist Take Over

BI NOW GAY LATER fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jun 16, 2015

bpower
Feb 19, 2011

Nietzschean posted:

I do not watch political TV and I am curious: how much of the Republican candidate field looking silly is real and how much of it is an echoing circle jerk?

Really? You can make an independent judgement on Trump,Carlson etc? Whats the question? Are they actually fit for the presidency of the US and we're just a bunch of sneering liberals? No.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Nietzschean posted:

I do not watch political TV and I am curious: how much of the Republican candidate field looking silly is real and how much of it is an echoing circle jerk?

I mean, that kind of depends what you mean exactly. There's certainly plenty of Schadenfreude here, but each of these candidates carries the seeds of his own destruction. At this point the race is Hillary's to lose. That doesn't mean that the DNC doesn't have work to do between now and next November, and they obviously need to take whatever threat the Republican candidates pose seriously. But that said, right now it's pretty safe to say that this is a piss-poor collection of candidates.

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