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Well well well, here's Mr. Cool Guy Webcomics Fan, here to look down on all us SMBC-reading plebians when really he should be posting more kickstarters. You gonna tell us what cool webcomics all the cool kids at your cool-kid lunch table read or are you gonna cut the piddle-paddle and post some got dang kickstarters. Here's some dumb poo poo made by an awful nerd about some lovely TV show that only awful losers watch. FURRY loving WANK RAG. this will be perfect for you, tramp. Speaking of pebbles, here's a poo poo awful watch madeby some dumb idiot who doesn't nkow that rocks can't tell time unless you stonehenge them proper. Christ, everything on the internet is loving awful. I'm sure glad I have you awesome, fascinating, lovely people to tell me why that is. Good thing we never do anything or else we might be awful too huh?????????
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:FURRY loving WANK RAG. this will be perfect for you, tramp.
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Well I've never seen that font before... An online multi-player zombie survival game using live actors with interactive trading cards and digital comic book stories. No, I have no loving clue what any of that means. quote:Vicious Dead is a project that tackles the game industry with an incredible vision of building interactive "physical" playing cards that can be played at home with family and friends or used in an online multi-player environment. quote:In Vicious Dead "The Card Game" the challenge is simple, start with every player cured; the game ends when everyone becomes infected! Each version comes with 8 playable character cards and endless fun.  Oh I get it now.quote:Vicious Dead "The Card Game" can be played by children ages 10 and up; it is not absurd or vulgar however we do have an adult version that is perfect for those late night get together's.  "It's sort of like a tabletop rpg, but in video game form.... kinda. Side scrolling fun with the Narrator pulling the strings."  Seems pretty appropriate. e: HOLY loving BALLS, this is a first! This game is shilling some furry bullshit too! quote:Furry Fuel Energy Drink is the Furry Fandom's first commercially-available energy drink! We are happy to have had such a positive response after asking to feature their product in our game. We wanted to have Seto drink something when he had time to take breaks, and Fox was happy to discover Furry Fuel Energy Drink which prominently features a fox on the can. As mentioned above, Seto will be drinking Furry Fuel at the healing locations, and we plan to have a can of it sitting on your side of the table in the main menu video. It is Seto's player's favorite drink after all. Just imagine if we meet the stretch goal for Foxier Seto, it would be the perfect liquid smarties/pixie stick flavored fuel for Foxy Seto Noyemi K has a new favorite as of 19:58 on Jun 15, 2015 |
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Cheez posted:My favorite part is probably 1 ORIGINAL PLANS Heh, admitting to liking something? in GBS? you must be new around here, we only post scorn, and spite. And a lot of swears. Almost too many swears, like an amount that would get you ejected from Tokyo Disney if you said them to a robot. THat many swears is how many you must use in your posts, in this thread for kickstaters. goodluck my angelic summerchilde.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Heh, admitting to liking something? in GBS? you must be new around here, we only post scorn, and spite. And a lot of swears. Almost too many swears, like an amount that would get you ejected from Tokyo Disney if you said them to a robot. THat many swears is how many you must use in your posts, in this thread for kickstaters. Did someone posting in GBS kill your dog or something, just wondering
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Dog killing? Amazing. Something so perfect, a dog, killed. That's poetry. I hate poetry but if I didn't it would be good, by poetry standards. Nay, friend, everything is excellent in my life, except in GBS that means it's bad, because we're all edgy badasses and I? I, am the most badass. I call my dick a fag every time I piss blood because of all the loving I do (SO MUCh) except I hate it, because liking things is bad. No maybe you just go and shut your sissy mouth up with some more bad kickstarters, kay hochacho? a furry cardgame couldnt even squeez 500 smackaroonies out of the illiterate pond-scum pony fuckers who pay approximately seventy bazillion dollars every month on impossible porn. help some lovely f*gs cover an awful city in art. i wish they'd cover it in FIRE instead, because i'm a badass whose only clothes come in a "fire" pattern. i want to match the city when i take it to junior prom. oh my loving GOD!!!!! speak ENGLISH!!! this is AMERICAS internet!!! loving ffuagck fuaggakue loving, SOCIALISTS!!!!! gently caress brooklyn worst part of the worst city in the worst state in the worst region of the worst country in the world.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:gently caress brooklyn worst part of the worst city in the worst state in the worst region of the worst country in the world. Fakepost all you want, this is completely true.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Dog killing? Amazing. Something so perfect, a dog, killed. That's poetry. I hate poetry but if I didn't it would be good, by poetry standards. You like a loving retarded comic. Shut the gently caress up now. Those other Kickstarters are poo poo too.
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He ends the comic with a line that is basically lighting the MRA signal. "Gotta help this guy show his drat wife her place" is like a siren song to them.
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Evil Fluffy posted:He ends the comic with a line that is basically lighting the MRA signal. "Gotta help this guy show his drat wife her place" is like a siren song to them. As stupid as his product is, you're just grasping at straws now.
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Non Serviam posted:You like a loving retarded comic. Shut the gently caress up now.
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CJacobs posted:Fakepost all you want, this is completely true. Everything I write is true, and good. Except nobody will realize it until after I die, probabl from something preventable in my colon. You are one of the few to notice how excellent and true everything I post is, I will make you prelate of my fan army.you shall profit hugely from my death, Non Serviam posted:You like a loving retarded comic. Shut the gently caress up now. wow my idiot bitch i like nothing but to dunk on dusty overalls-wearing hillbilly blumpkins who thinks calling people retarded is still edgycool. That's a hosed up thing to say you know YOUR MOM can't help it because SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY. she tries her best and this is how u repay her, by going online and spitting blood on her name. bow your head in shame and go back to the salt flats that spat you out here and don't ever say that i enjoy anything ever again.
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Collateral Damage posted:This is why we can't have nice things in GBS.
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Volcott posted:In other news, Dracula's Kickstarter ended. 5.5 million American dollars. Broke the previous record for funds raised. Waffleman_ posted:It's become the highest funded game in Kickstarter history, I believe. Not for long , Shenmue 3 just got $2mil in its first two days.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Everything I write is true, and good. Except nobody will realize it until after I die, probabl from something preventable in my colon. You are one of the few to notice how excellent and true everything I post is, I will make you prelate of my fan army.you shall profit hugely from my death, The unfortunate thing about genius never being recognised in its own time is that every fuckwit takes it to heart and thinks he's an unrecognised genius. This thread is the finest proof of that you will ever see. The second finest is the projects showcased therein.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Not for long , Shenmue 3 just got $2mil in its first two days. First two days? Dude, it hasn't even been up for 24 hours. It got its goal in less than 9.
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Waffleman_ posted:First two days? poo poo, I wasn't sure so I was going off the Kicktraq stats. STRAP YERSELVES I FER THE RIDE, KIDS! IT'S GONNA BE A FAST ONE! I only browsed an article I saw on Facebook but didn't Sony launch this Kickstarter at E3?
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The tears will be amazing once these idiots realize Shenmue wasn't very good and they don't actually want a third one.
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TetsuoTW posted:The tears will be amazing once these idiots realize Shenmue wasn't very good and they don't actually want a third one. They won't realise that, because they love the game unconditionally. Like some people love lovely webcomics.
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I don't get the hype over what will eventually be a shittier Sleeping Dogs 2.
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Paladinus posted:They won't realise that, because they love the game unconditionally. Like some people love lovely webcomics.
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Collateral Damage posted:This is why we can't have nice things in GBS. you whinging children act like you want nice things, or would even know how to recognize nice things, when realy GBS is just a dumping ground for idiot tryhard 2edgy4u babies who think swearing about everything is a sign of maturity. everyone wonders why this forum isn't fun anymore and it's because you're all a bunch of sandbags. a bunch of boring, fun-destroying sandbags who have somehow misconstrued enjoying something as a sign of weakness. (not just you CD every loving bitch does this, i'm just quoting youre post to illustrait this example, you're just caught in the crossfire here) Jedit posted:The unfortunate thing about genius never being recognised in its own time is that every fuckwit takes it to heart and thinks he's an unrecognised genius. This thread is the finest proof of that you will ever see. like take a look at this drooling dullard who wouldn't recognize a put-on if it showed up at his birthday party and started stripping. yes, thank you goonsir, i am aware that every moron thinks he is an unrecognized genius. it's almost like, saying that was intended to produce some kind of reaction. like maybe i was aware of it not being true and said it anyway banking on the gap between meaning and comprehension highlighting the absurdity of the situation. but no no keep on taking everything at face value and never pausing to enjoy life or wondering why everything you do makes you miserable. here's a kickstarter link that's actually just a link to goatse but you idiots are gonna click it anyway.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:here's a kickstarter link that's actually just a link to goatse but you idiots are gonna click it anyway. I clicked it. It's the best link in the thread. 
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It is very troubling to me that some people think that certain kickstarters are awful, while I think those kickstarters are not awful.
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Shenmue owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpu7ykJ1TIU
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Shenmue is a game whose big claim to fame is infamously going over budget and past deadlines to the point where it was the most expensive game ever released at the time and was at least partially responsible for Sega having to drop out of the console industry, obviously this is a project we can trust to handle money responsibly and meet deadlines when they get a ton of free money with zero oversight.
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Sleeveless posted:Shenmue is a game whose big claim to fame is infamously going over budget and past deadlines to the point where it was the most expensive game ever released at the time and was at least partially responsible for Sega having to drop out of the console industry, obviously this is a project we can trust to handle money responsibly and meet deadlines when they get a ton of free money with zero oversight. Can't be worse than Double Fine.
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I don't know that I would contribute to a Smart Phone on a crowdsourced site, but this almost seems like it has some cool features even if it is expensive as hell: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/saygus-v-squared#/story
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Paladinus posted:It is very troubling to me that some people think that certain kickstarters are awful, while I think those kickstarters are not awful. muh muh. . . muhmuhmuh. . . mmmmMMMMOOOOOOOODS?! Someone in GBS thinks something ISN'T awful! Quick, throw them into space, before the sickness spreads to the other haters. No but seriously some of y'all are seriously loving overreacting here, just chill and laugh at how nerds fritter away their ill-gotten venture funds.
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Paladinus posted:Can't be worse than Double Fine.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:muh muh. . . muhmuhmuh. . . mmmmMMMMOOOOOOOODS?! Someone in GBS thinks something ISN'T awful! Quick, throw them into space, before the sickness spreads to the other haters. 
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what?!?!? someone in GBS out of all the people in GBS didn't like something? what the gently caress? GET OUT OF MY HUGBOX
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kensei posted:I don't know that I would contribute to a Smart Phone on a crowdsourced site, but this almost seems like it has some cool features even if it is expensive as hell: I think this wildly misunderstands what most people buy smartphones for. Ease of use, screen size, and apps. Not because of " Fractal Antenna Technology."
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:No but seriously some of y'all are seriously loving overreacting here, just chill and laugh at how nerds fritter away their ill-gotten venture funds.
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